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|22 weeks 4 days ago||"fairly easy team like Oregon||
"fairly easy team like Oregon State"
Easy there, Popular Mechanics. They took Utah to double overtime last year.
|23 weeks 3 days ago||Jesus, that squirt gun site.||
How is it that nobody has improved on the Super Soaker CPS 1500 since 1997? Some of you are engineers; go do your jobs.
|35 weeks 21 hours ago||Southern Harbaughmentum||
Southern Harbaughmentum Cadillac funky music,
Now players, if you choose it, you better make sure you don't abuse it...
|44 weeks 6 days ago||Agreed on Kyle Kinane. I||
Agreed on Kyle Kinane. I liked his old stuff better.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||Dirk Nowitzki except fast.||
Dirk Nowitzki except fast. Obviously.
|49 weeks 3 days ago||Have you seen a wrestling||
Have you seen a wrestling article on wikipedia? That shit is meticulous.
|51 weeks 6 days ago||Correct. He sucks on||
Correct. He sucks on candies/cough drops because the chemo leaves him with a dry throat.
|51 weeks 6 days ago||M will have 6 in 2016||
M will likely have 6 scholarship QBs in 2016: Morris, Speight, O'Korn, Gentry, Malzone, and a true freshman.
|51 weeks 6 days ago||Our second-best season since||
Our second-best season since '06? I'll take it.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Instead of Ben and Charlie,||
Instead of Ben and Charlie, Dumars could simply have retained Arron Afflalo and Amir Johnson on their rookie contracts, for about the same production.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||I would trade everything||
I would trade everything about the Pistons for everything about the Kings, straight up, except for the team name, colors, and Mason.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||That's the Draft Express||
That's the Draft Express stock beat. They play it behind every scouting video they make:
|2 years 14 weeks ago||When bringing into question||
When bringing into question the veracity of an adversary's argument, it is advisable to present some facts of your own. I believe that "stupid," "some form of beavis and butthead," "nut-jobs," and "generally not your friend" are all highly subjective views.
The basis of your argument should focus on the "screwing up" of hormones, the birth defects, and the speech patterns. Please present your evidence that research on these issues led to use of the slang term "dope" in reference to marijuana.
|2 years 17 weeks ago||Basketball, absolutely. There||
Basketball, absolutely. There are a lot of good prospects coming out of Ontario these days, and the occasional game in Toronto might help us in recruiting the next Stauskas, or even the next Wiggins.
M vs. Syracuse at the Air Canada Centre? I'd go to that, especially if I was a 19 or 20 year old student.
|2 years 17 weeks ago||ESPN Radio||
ESPN Radio stream here: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?s=mlb
It's not Dan and Jim, but it's the game.
|2 years 19 weeks ago||You have a perennial MVP||
You have a perennial MVP candidate and likely Hall of Famer, the greatest second baseman of a generation, who has posted a higher WAR than Miguel Cabrera each of the past two seasons. If that's not enough, he's remarkably consistent, in great shape, and hasn't missed more than three games in a season since 2006.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||The Horror wins the "Shock"||
The Horror wins the "Shock" and "Ensuing Ridicule" categories, but some of these probably made me feel worse, and would fit in the same category:
M v. Toledo 2008
Rodriguez at Ohio State, Either Time
Rodriguez Tries to Get Fired by Singing That One Song at the Banquet
Greg Mathews Kicks Oregon Guy in the Penith at End of 39-7 Beating, the Week After the Horror
|2 years 33 weeks ago||Is there any proof that arm||
Is there any proof that arm belongs to Trey? That could be a lot of people.
As far as I'm concerned, this is Ohio trolling us, until we see that arm alongside Trey's face. Preferably connected via Trey's shoulder and neck.
|2 years 42 weeks ago||Freshmen?||
I sort of hope they give the already-issued ones to freshmen now that the initial ceremonies are over, so guys can stay with a number. The Hemingway/Roundtree/Gardner musical chairs were bad enough last year; I'm not sure my brain can process Gallon in 21.
98 is different and should go to an established, high-profile guy at the ceremony.
|2 years 43 weeks ago||(repost)||
|2 years 43 weeks ago||Have you looked at Billups's||
Have you looked at Billups's career numbers? A smaller Billups is absolutely worth the eighth pick in the draft.
I don't think the league expects Trey to be the next Chris Paul or even Kyrie Irving, but they see him as a safe pick who might settle into the Ty Lawson-Jameer Nelson tier of small, solid point guards. He's often compared to Kemba Walker, too--Kemba has put up pretty good numbers this year, and would be a bigger deal on a decent team.
|2 years 45 weeks ago||This is the correct answer.||
This is the correct answer. Go for it, if you can be cool. If you are a creeper, seek other alternatives.
|2 years 45 weeks ago||You've never seen a hipster||
You've never seen a hipster over 30? Try the Kerrytown farmers' market, or the A2 art fair. Or, like, Ferndale.
Seriously, though, we throw around words like "snob" and "hipster," but most will agree that it's fun to develop and demonstrate an expertise in something. Especially something that is delicious and gets you tipsy.
|3 years 3 days ago||"I'd like to see a forklift||
"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose!"
|3 years 1 week ago||They're guessing that women||
They're guessing that women probably make more charitable contributions then men. It's a generalization, but the idea is that women are more emotional and more impulsive, and therefore more likely to contribute to this kind of campaign. That's sexist, sure, but I think it's what they're counting on.
Regardless, it's just marketing. Any advancements in heart disease prevention and treatment will benefit men and women as far as I know. I'm not a doctor, though.
|3 years 1 week ago||(No subject)||
|3 years 2 weeks ago||Dat sleeve stripe. Too bad||
Dat sleeve stripe. Too bad jerseys don't have sleeves anymore.
|3 years 3 weeks ago||Oh, North Pole Hoops. That's||
Oh, North Pole Hoops. That's disappointing. I'm going to continue picturing Stauskas interviewed by Neil Patrick Harris. As Barney Stinson, of course.
|3 years 4 weeks ago||M 74, O 66.||
M 74, O 66.
|3 years 4 weeks ago||"Big Puppy"||
OK, so on this team we have a 6'7" guy whose famous father was called "Big Dog," and a different guy who is called "Big Puppy." Is that correct? Confusing things are confusing.