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|3 weeks 4 days ago||Dirk Nowitzki except fast.||
Dirk Nowitzki except fast. Obviously.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Have you seen a wrestling||
Have you seen a wrestling article on wikipedia? That shit is meticulous.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Correct. He sucks on||
Correct. He sucks on candies/cough drops because the chemo leaves him with a dry throat.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||M will have 6 in 2016||
M will likely have 6 scholarship QBs in 2016: Morris, Speight, O'Korn, Gentry, Malzone, and a true freshman.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Our second-best season since||
Our second-best season since '06? I'll take it.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Instead of Ben and Charlie,||
Instead of Ben and Charlie, Dumars could simply have retained Arron Afflalo and Amir Johnson on their rookie contracts, for about the same production.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||I would trade everything||
I would trade everything about the Pistons for everything about the Kings, straight up, except for the team name, colors, and Mason.
|20 weeks 3 days ago||That's the Draft Express||
That's the Draft Express stock beat. They play it behind every scouting video they make:
|1 year 21 weeks ago||When bringing into question||
When bringing into question the veracity of an adversary's argument, it is advisable to present some facts of your own. I believe that "stupid," "some form of beavis and butthead," "nut-jobs," and "generally not your friend" are all highly subjective views.
The basis of your argument should focus on the "screwing up" of hormones, the birth defects, and the speech patterns. Please present your evidence that research on these issues led to use of the slang term "dope" in reference to marijuana.
|1 year 24 weeks ago||Basketball, absolutely. There||
Basketball, absolutely. There are a lot of good prospects coming out of Ontario these days, and the occasional game in Toronto might help us in recruiting the next Stauskas, or even the next Wiggins.
M vs. Syracuse at the Air Canada Centre? I'd go to that, especially if I was a 19 or 20 year old student.
|1 year 24 weeks ago||ESPN Radio||
ESPN Radio stream here: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?s=mlb
It's not Dan and Jim, but it's the game.
|1 year 26 weeks ago||You have a perennial MVP||
You have a perennial MVP candidate and likely Hall of Famer, the greatest second baseman of a generation, who has posted a higher WAR than Miguel Cabrera each of the past two seasons. If that's not enough, he's remarkably consistent, in great shape, and hasn't missed more than three games in a season since 2006.
|1 year 37 weeks ago||The Horror wins the "Shock"||
The Horror wins the "Shock" and "Ensuing Ridicule" categories, but some of these probably made me feel worse, and would fit in the same category:
M v. Toledo 2008
Rodriguez at Ohio State, Either Time
Rodriguez Tries to Get Fired by Singing That One Song at the Banquet
Greg Mathews Kicks Oregon Guy in the Penith at End of 39-7 Beating, the Week After the Horror
|1 year 40 weeks ago||Is there any proof that arm||
Is there any proof that arm belongs to Trey? That could be a lot of people.
As far as I'm concerned, this is Ohio trolling us, until we see that arm alongside Trey's face. Preferably connected via Trey's shoulder and neck.
|1 year 49 weeks ago||Freshmen?||
I sort of hope they give the already-issued ones to freshmen now that the initial ceremonies are over, so guys can stay with a number. The Hemingway/Roundtree/Gardner musical chairs were bad enough last year; I'm not sure my brain can process Gallon in 21.
98 is different and should go to an established, high-profile guy at the ceremony.
|1 year 50 weeks ago||(repost)||
|1 year 50 weeks ago||Have you looked at Billups's||
Have you looked at Billups's career numbers? A smaller Billups is absolutely worth the eighth pick in the draft.
I don't think the league expects Trey to be the next Chris Paul or even Kyrie Irving, but they see him as a safe pick who might settle into the Ty Lawson-Jameer Nelson tier of small, solid point guards. He's often compared to Kemba Walker, too--Kemba has put up pretty good numbers this year, and would be a bigger deal on a decent team.
|2 years 3 days ago||This is the correct answer.||
This is the correct answer. Go for it, if you can be cool. If you are a creeper, seek other alternatives.
|2 years 3 days ago||You've never seen a hipster||
You've never seen a hipster over 30? Try the Kerrytown farmers' market, or the A2 art fair. Or, like, Ferndale.
Seriously, though, we throw around words like "snob" and "hipster," but most will agree that it's fun to develop and demonstrate an expertise in something. Especially something that is delicious and gets you tipsy.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||"I'd like to see a forklift||
"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose!"
|2 years 8 weeks ago||They're guessing that women||
They're guessing that women probably make more charitable contributions then men. It's a generalization, but the idea is that women are more emotional and more impulsive, and therefore more likely to contribute to this kind of campaign. That's sexist, sure, but I think it's what they're counting on.
Regardless, it's just marketing. Any advancements in heart disease prevention and treatment will benefit men and women as far as I know. I'm not a doctor, though.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 9 weeks ago||Dat sleeve stripe. Too bad||
Dat sleeve stripe. Too bad jerseys don't have sleeves anymore.
|2 years 10 weeks ago||Oh, North Pole Hoops. That's||
Oh, North Pole Hoops. That's disappointing. I'm going to continue picturing Stauskas interviewed by Neil Patrick Harris. As Barney Stinson, of course.
|2 years 11 weeks ago||M 74, O 66.||
M 74, O 66.
|2 years 11 weeks ago||"Big Puppy"||
OK, so on this team we have a 6'7" guy whose famous father was called "Big Dog," and a different guy who is called "Big Puppy." Is that correct? Confusing things are confusing.
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Hey! A believable car for a||
Hey! A believable car for a young man of modest financial means! Scandal averted!
|2 years 17 weeks ago||Seems about right to me. Dude||
Seems about right to me. Dude made sexual contact with an incapacitated, defenseless person, and many thousands of people have viewed it. He's a sex offender, and if his victim was a cute girl instead of your "crybaby," I think a lot of people would want to lock him up for longer. The victim was defenseless, regardless of gender or size.
|2 years 19 weeks ago||I think the current||
I think the current undergrads didn't get hooked on football in the same way that many of us were. Freshmen arrived to see 5-7 Rich Rodriguez teams and never got hooked. Die-hards couldn't take the disappointment week after week and had to care a little less. Kids started doing other things on Saturdays; it was more fun.
Also, being a sports fan isn't as cool anymore. When I was 18 we all played NCAA and Madden and Fifa incessantly. Now I'm nerdy because I still play those and not Modern Warfare or Skyrim or whatever the kids are doing these days. They generally don't wear jerseys around and watch Sportscenter highlights. It's just a different and less sports-centered generation, maybe.
|2 years 19 weeks ago||Neither of these dudes are||
Neither of these dudes are the one you want.