OT - ND Hockey Player Jared Beers Had Too Many Beers
Things one ought not to do when out on the town in South Bend:
- Attempt to steal the beers of fellow bar patrons
- Punch the female bar manager in the face, step on her head and neck, and pull on her ponytail
- Leave your wallet at the scene of the crime
- Attempt to retrieve your wallet from the police station
February 5th, 2013 at 2:28 PM ^
ND fan: "All is well! All is well!"
February 5th, 2013 at 2:28 PM ^
Notre Dame now Thug U?
February 5th, 2013 at 2:33 PM ^
You have to cut Beers some slack. He just found our his gilrfriend is fake.
You knew it was going there. Just thought I would get it out of the way.
February 5th, 2013 at 2:42 PM ^
Knew it was going generally there, wasn't sure it was going:
our his gilrfriend ... there.
February 5th, 2013 at 2:47 PM ^
Heh. That's what you get when you are typing on Mgoblog while actually participating in a conference call. In fact, still on it!
February 5th, 2013 at 2:34 PM ^
"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose!"
-Hedberg
February 5th, 2013 at 2:35 PM ^
I see what you did there.
February 5th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^
This reads like a poor man's version of The Onion
February 5th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^
February 5th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^
Notre Dame will be launching an "extensive" investigation in a couple months.
February 5th, 2013 at 2:51 PM ^
Play like you got drunk and lost your wallet today.
February 5th, 2013 at 3:00 PM ^
Beers alleged that his imaginary girlfriend had just died and that is why he was so out of control....Are those jokes getting old? I hope not.
February 5th, 2013 at 10:10 PM ^
February 5th, 2013 at 3:36 PM ^
"Beers was arrested when he came to the station about 2:15 a.m. to retrieve his wallet, police said."
You know, all those people through the years who tried to rip ATMs from walls using their own personal vehicle, and in the process left their rear bumper and actual license plate at the scene, feel slightly less like an idiot now.
February 5th, 2013 at 3:34 PM ^
I guess he drank himself stupid... oh snap!
February 5th, 2013 at 4:08 PM ^
February 5th, 2013 at 5:42 PM ^
It's a good thing his las name isn't Heroin or Krokodil.
February 5th, 2013 at 5:48 PM ^
He was celebrating his cultural heritage a little too exuberantly. Stealing half-drunk beers from other bar patrons? Rookie!
February 5th, 2013 at 6:44 PM ^