Alaska Fairbanks Demon Bear Is Back

I can't figure out what is the best part, the light saber hockey stick or the fact that he blew up East Lansing, Columbus, and South Bend but skipped Ann Arbor.

More explosions == more awesome

"The seals are nervous. They know they now face a greater threat than polar bears...

POLAR BEARS IN F-14's!"

This brings tears to my eyes. Pure awesome.

Die random ship, DIE!

Hire the guy who did this NOW!!! We need this awesomeness on our scoreboard!! This is more important than a silly Linebacker Coach! Who needs one when you have a Polar Bear flying an F-16 F'ing. Shit. Up.

BTW did you notice the little touch of the F-16 getting buffeted by the shock wave after the Polar Bear of Destruction or Iceman Bear (your choice) blew up the f'n earth!

That means that there may be more views from mgoblog than from actual Alaska Fairbanks fans.

Now THAT'S what I call "Going Rogue"!

Is that a Lego boat?

but I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED about Alaska Nanooks Hockey 2009-2010.

F. S. U.

I literally though that bear was going to perform a Kamehameha. Legendary. MUST POST ON FACEBOOK

It's amazing, but is anyone else here at least a little disturbed (if not awed) by it? These polar bears carry out terrorist acts for crying out loud, and then blow up our planet and flee through a wormhole! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! And in the name of what? Intergalactic polar bear jihad? Maybe environmentalism by destroying the ship, but blowing up the world defeats the purpose. And btw, they sort of stole that method of blowing up the world from Austin Powers 1.

In any event, Alaska-Fairbanks is now my favorite school other than Michigan. The polar bear terrorists blow up MSU, OSU, and ND--all of our rivals--and spare us. Well, at least until they blow up the planet, but I'd rather be collateral damage than a target. It's the thought that counts.

On the one hand, I'm in ecstacy. On the other hand, I know that nothing I can do with my life will ever amount of that much awesome.

I don't know what to do with myself now.

Is there any way we could get some of those hockey pucks that cause nets to explode?

P.S. Brian, why is this post not tagged 100% pure colombian awesome? Is it because it exceeds 100% awesomeness?

I need to clarify a few things here. The bear obviously smashed the ship with his light saber hockey stick. We know this much. He then dropped bombs on MSU, which, cool. He then blew up the Earth by dropping bombs into volcanoes, plausible. This was then followed up by him incinerating his own plane in a wormhole?

Does this get the 100% Pure Columbian Awesome tag, because it should?

on a scale of zero to barwis: this = barwis

Our polar bears bomb volcanoes with F-18s.

Your argument is invalid.

Those bears must have had terrible childhoods. Such destructive assholes.

I...have...achieved...nirvana.

From what I can understand of the "plot," this polar bear is awoken by a tanker floating by his hibernation chamber. Obviously he's not happy about having to wake up, so he pretty much unleashes his rage on the world. (solid Michael Bay inspired introduction)

He starts off by destroying the boat that woke him with a glow-in-the-dark hockey stock (explosion #1), and then sending 2 missiles to 3 separate CCHA schools (explosions #2,3,4). Since that really didn't do his anger justice, he then attempts to blow up a volcano cause polar bears for some reason really hate volcanoes (explosions #5,6,7). Since this has MB written all over it, obviously when you blow up a volcano, that leads to the destruction of the entire world (explosions #9,10,11,12,13).

Thankfully there is a time warp that takes him back to Fairbanks (which of course destroys his ship in the process = explosion #14), but since he's still a little peeved about not getting his six months rest in, he decides to blow up the goal (explosion #15).

15 explosions and a plot that makes little to no sense... keep up the good work Mr. Bay!

Not one, but two ridonkulous videos about a bear with a proclivity towards blowing s--t up with a hockey stick? Someone in Hollywood's digital effects sector is bored.

kudos to their geeks

and I am now awed beyond all rational thought.

It's kind of like the video from "The Ring"... you watch it and next thing you know mountain sized animated polar bears are coming out of your television to vaporize you with lightsaber hockey sticks.

And then the next person watches it.

So the original video was from the 2007-2008 season, and this is for the 2009-2010 season, so it begs the question:

Where is the 2008-2009 video?

This may institute the biggest worldwide search for a mythical object since Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I want that on a t-shirt.

is that Anchorage is indeed the meth capital of America.

This is what happens when you outsource your school's promotional vid production to Japan.

You see the ship in the ice, and you're like, "Oh cool, ancient awakened frozen lightsaber space bear is going to use his lightsaber hockey stick to save the ship!" Then he cuts it in half, and goes on to destroy the world in an F16. I gotta admit -- I didn't see that coming.