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|1 day 19 hours ago||I loved||
the fact that if you were quick, you could pile on after the whistle. I can't count the number of times I dogpiled Bo Jackson after he was down only to see the stretcher come right out after that.
|1 week 3 days ago||Whoah! Time out. Don't you||
Whoah! Time out. Don't you think you're being a little to hard on the guy?
|1 week 4 days ago||No||
You're doing a public service. Keep up the good work.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Columbus sailed from Mars||
Scarlet colored dunes
Blows your gray matter away
Worst planet ever
|3 weeks 1 day ago||He will be||
back in a moe ment.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||The ability to||
turn himself into a grape is impressive.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|6 weeks 5 days ago||That's cold blooded.||
That's cold blooded.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||So it should||
be pronounced just like Count DeMonet?
|14 weeks 5 days ago||Running to her side is going||
Running to her side is going right into the teeth of the defense.
|14 weeks 6 days ago||and so our diapers......will||
and so our diapers...
...will have to get changed less often until we save enough money for tickets?
edit: reply button fail.
|15 weeks 2 days ago||And if that doesn't work||
And if that doesn't work Saban can use the same rack to tear a few ligaments.
|15 weeks 3 days ago||Seeing Bass with a "1" next||
Seeing Bass with a "1" next to his name makes me so sad.
|15 weeks 4 days ago||We always called||
it Sand Dog. But that was probably just a Navy thing. Everyone also shortened SanFrancisco to just Frisco and that seemed to really cheese off the locals.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||¡gracias||
I started out thinking I would make a Gholston joke in there somewhere but Mark makes a better Slimer than Tom does.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Zombocom!||
My Bredren! Ai have jes returned fram dat land, Zombocom!
First mi tink deh narrator a jester an tell lies about di Zombocom! but den he tell mi "Hey mon, ease up, sidung beside mi an share my chalice."
Narrator mon den passed over di ganga an dropped di truut on Zombocom!
"Check it deep" He say "Zombocom is bad like yaz! Dis is di place to really mash it up! You can do anyting at Zombocom!"
Ai was sippin' di narrators herb an lissnin' real good, Jah know. an it might have been di fiah, (cuz narrator mon don smoke no bushweed, only pure lambsbread) but di more Ai lissin' di more Ai tink Zombocom! is bashy!
"Deh is no sufferation at Zombocom!" He continued "Everyting cook and curry! The infinite is possible at Zombocom!"
At dat time Ai was overcome wit di Euphoria! Ai knew dat Zombocom! was truly di way, mos def! I put on my darkers because di future was suddenly so bright!
"Memba..." He soothed "you are mongst frens' at Zombocom! We will help you reach your destiny! The unattainable is UNKONWN at Zombocom!"
My dream now is to become a greeter at Zombocom! Welcom, to Zombocom!
|22 weeks 11 hours ago||True. they should give him||
True. they should give him a look at TE.
|22 weeks 2 days ago||Did he get his degree||
|24 weeks 23 hours ago||At the end when the crowd is||
At the end when the crowd is cheering the final score I can't help but notice the guy proudly showing his middle digit. Stay classy ohio.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||It doesn't matter if the form||
It doesn't matter
if the form was classical or didactic
or whether it offends
the important thing was
the end was climactic
|25 weeks 6 days ago||Is this satire?||
Cuz your on fire. Build those buckeyes a funeral pyre.
|30 weeks 21 hours ago||A bloody mess||
Sparty's head is found
Near Mark Dantonio's pride
Laying in the weeds
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Nice try Greedo.||
Nice try Greedo.
|30 weeks 1 day ago||I have only seen Star Wars||
I have only seen Star Wars once, in the theater, and if my recollections are accurate (much like Han's blaster skills) Han shot first.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||To be sure there are big||
To be sure there are big differences between Hoke and Woody. Being an irascible asshole certainly being one of them. But if Hoke has a few mannerisms that are comparable to Woody, then dressing like him on the sideline and referring to your rivals without calling them by name are two that I would not be upset with. Winning a lot of football games like Hayes would be cool too.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||Wow! From the video of the||
Wow! From the video of the 4th down it is apparent our defense has thoroughly scouted the Illinois offense. Notice how Gordon does not "follow" the TE across the field, he actually anticipates the movement and starts running before the TE does.
|30 weeks 3 days ago||Ahhh, but don't forget about||
Ahhh, but don't forget about Hoke only referring to OSU as Ohio. That is so Woody Hayes.
|30 weeks 4 days ago||That much is crystal clear.||
That much is crystal clear.
|30 weeks 4 days ago||He should be referred||
He should be referred henceforth as the Great Blue Hope.