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|20 weeks 2 days ago||Drake, if someone asks you if you're a God, you say "YES!"||
Drake, if someone asks you if you're a God, you say "YES!"
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Remember when we thought||
Remember when we thought Brandon was off the chain? Turns out he had water on the brain.
|39 weeks 2 days ago||Harbaugh should have applied||
Harbaugh should have applied more pressure.
|47 weeks 2 days ago||Officer McGruff takes a bite outta crime.||
Officer McGruff takes a bite outta crime.
|47 weeks 2 days ago||"She said...she'll be back onna rebound widduh medicide"||
"She said...she'll be back onna rebound widduh medicide"
|1 year 1 week ago||Bingo! This is why the two||
Bingo! This is why the two hour car ride to grandmas house takes forever in the mind of a five year old.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||No more junior league Better||
No more junior league
Better ante up Oakland
We're playing Harbaugh
|1 year 9 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 19 weeks ago||Palette of my soul||
jaundice and shadows
casting colors of sorrow
maize and black and blue
|1 year 19 weeks ago||an aquaintance of mine was||
an aquaintance of mine was selling kirby vacuums door to door and when he stopped at Mitch Albom's house, he said he saw Mitch in his backyard, kicking puppies through a makeshift goalpost.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||yes i will.||
yes i will.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Interesting, they look like||
Interesting, they look like an oversized pineapple.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||"I'll get you Beer Baron!"||
"I'll get you Beer Baron!"
|1 year 32 weeks ago||...||
..but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat ! ahHaha ahHaha ahHaha
|1 year 46 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 46 weeks ago||we should pay them||
but they should pay their own tuition.
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Mack yourself a pro slick,||
Mack yourself a pro slick, lay graymattah back. Lotta performers down not tak'in T.C.B'in man...
|2 years 1 week ago||I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!||
I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!
|2 years 1 week ago||Which begs the question: Will||
Which begs the question: Will David Brandon sell the Title Trophy to the highest bidder?
|2 years 4 weeks ago||Kiffin coached||
Burr to count nine, turn, then fire. It should have resulted in a penalty, but Kiffin was also the referee.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||FuckLion was already taken,||
FuckLion was already taken, apparently.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||To make sure each team got||
To make sure each team got the memo, instead of the locker room, the teams were directed to the briefing room.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||A baby seal walks into a||
A baby seal walks into a club...
|2 years 9 weeks ago||They've gone from suck...to||
They've gone from suck...to blow!
|2 years 21 weeks ago||Because I used it all to||
Because I used it all to ignite a distress signal.
|2 years 21 weeks ago||that is because people always||
that is because people always rise to their level of incompetency and Lane has quite a ways to go to reach his potential.
|2 years 23 weeks ago||Not long||
Here is a sneak peek of the helmets to be worn Under the Lights.
|2 years 23 weeks ago||WSJ interview with Dave B.||
WSJ: When did the idea to construct a 100 foot walking advertisement for junk food enter your fevered mind and take us through the "thought process" that precipitated this abomination the students are now calling "the Horror, revisited"
Dave: I was only trying to generate a little cash flow. I knew advertising in the stadium was frowned upon so I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
WSJ: Good think'in Dave.
|2 years 23 weeks ago||Did someone say monstrosity?||
|2 years 23 weeks ago||I am disappointed in your||
I am disappointed in your finite capacity to worry.