Found this on Twitter.
Shaun Crawford's dad responded to Fitz's tweet about graduation claiming that Shaun is 100% Michigan.
I know this joke is tired - but this is obviously only because Urban doesn't want him.
I'm pretty sure that if you have to preface the joke with "I know this joke is tired" then it's probably time to rethink telling it.
you've been on point lately!!!
you're swayed by the hot wife avatar...
you're swayed by the hot wife avatar...
I already have my own 'hot' wife...
that said, once you've fucked anyone enough times the number drops from 10, or 9, or whatever to like 4...
In the case of 1 or 0... you have to go 1... but barely...
Your wife deserves better than you.
from one who was decrying "rampant misogyny" just a couple of days ago
I am sure that I went from a passable 6 to about a 2 after the thousandth go round...
maybe that comment wasn't as funny on the internet, I have certainly made it in front of my wife joking before and she laughed... and not the 'you''l pay for this later' kind of laugh...
I also have a sense of humor similar to what you'd find on Family Guy, so there's that.
how about some new material, hmm?
What kind of bees make milk?
Interrupting Cow Wh......
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Q: What are three words you dread hearing while making love?
A: Honey, I'm home!
and screws old women?
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
Sometimes I go downtown in my car and get a real good parking spot. And then I sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know
I like to fill my tub up up with water, then turn on my shower and act like a submarine that's been hit.
And I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
for posting Stephen Wright's material.
He's my inspiration. Funniest comedian out there IMO.
of course, then, here is my favorite joke
Q: What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
A: I don't know.
Q: So you're the one!
There's a lightswitch on my wall that doesn't seem to do anything. Every once in a while I just flip it up and down for no reason.
About a month later I got a letter from a lady in Germany.....saying cut it out.
What did Cenderella say when she got to the Ball?
Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
He only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chemneyy.
What happens when a vinegar truck runs into a water truck?
(Say with an emphasis of collision) ***DOUCHE***
Thought he did want him?
Dont matta' what Daddy says, whatever Mama wants is whats going to happen.
In all seriousness, there is a long ways to go with his recruitment and anything can happen so take these statements with a grain of salt.
And our D will be solid. Can't wait!
Its seems like the words "soon" and "next year" have become synonomous with Michigan football. I can't wait until they are "there."
Don't think anyone thought Michigan would be back in 3 years. I myself figured 4 to 5. Seems were on track for that.
I think there were many that thought given our schedule and trajectory following the BCS win that we would be in contention this year.
But let's say you're right and many people weren't expecting us to be back this soon...then who thought the transition that started in 2008 should have been complete by 2010? I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm just trying to make sense out of your statement because it seemed the powers that be felt that 3 years was ample time for a transition three years ago.
I thought we'd be in BG Championship games both of the last two years.
I hate being a Negative Nancy, but with Michigan it always seems like next year will be "our year." Well, that next year has come and gone several times.
What's going to be the excuse next year if we go 7-5 or 8-4 again?
I'm pretty sick of this comment. Can we at least put it away until it's actually in season again? There's really nothing to do at this point but wait until next year sooo...
I remember back in 09 saying "Wow, just wait till Denard is senior and all these recruits are finally seniors! Richrod's offense will be installed! We'll be awesome!"
Now it's "Just wait to Al Borges gets all the pieces to his offense. All this talent is gonna get there soon. We'll be awesome in a few years!"
Not trying to start a flamebait war, it's just that we've been saying the same things to ourselves for like 5 straight years now because we still aren't "there"
when richrods guys were seniors and the rest of the guys had experience behind them in the same scheme, our offense was awesome. so awesome that they even made borges look good...
what were you saying again about a system taking 4-5 years to develop in college?
In true Saban-process theory, you are never "there". You are only as good as what you do today. Like anything in life winning comes down to daily preperation and execution. What you did yesterday doesn't matter any longer and what you do tomorrow won't matter if you don't take care of business today. The only "there" is through being in the moment every moment to moment and that gives you the best chance of a good result, but gurantees you nothing. If you're only focused on the result of winning a game, getting a recruit, beating an opponent, etc. you will never be satisfied. You can only be satisfied with the idea that all is done to the best of your effort and let the chips fall where they may and move on.
Play Like A Champion Today!
Play like it's 25 years ago, today. (1988)
I think the "Returning to glory since 1988" thing might have to get retired. Even if it was a flash in the pan, they were in the BCS championship game last year. Not like we've been more impressive lately (In 1997 year we didn't even have to play the #2 team to claim the national title)
Last year was their tiny little oasis in the middle of the desert, and just like a tiny little oasis, as soon as they thought they could taste the water, the mirage disappeared.
That expression is really getting old, especially from a fan base like yours. Yes your most recent (debatable) NC was 97, before that it was the 40s. Truly amazing you keep going to that well like its the last and most familar thing to do.
You know what's amazing about a fanbase like yours? You think you're still relevant. If it wasn't for NBC, and a string of phenomenally good luck last year(aka 6 turnovers for example), kids today would probably think Notre Dame was some chick called Noder.
I think I speak for a large majority of our fanbase when I say, I like our fanbase. Yes, we will continue to bring up 1997, and the only debatable issue is which coaches did Tom Osbourne call in favors for to steal an outright national championship from the obvious best team.
Here's to hoping in 13 months we can talk about the 2014 Wolverines as the greatest team ever, so we won't have to go to the well anymore.
As cLuck would have it, the figthing Irish won't see the winged helmets for awhile after next year.
So now it is our fault that there was no BCS or Playoff in '97? We won every game, against a difficult schedule, that was all their was to do then. Besides, we don't have to go back to '97. In 2006 we were one Shawn Crable dumb late hit penalty from being in the National Championship Game, and we also happened to be winning a lot between 1997-2006, not to mention a BCS win 2 seasons ago.
We misfired on one coach, and had some lean years because of it. You guys have missed on every coach since Lou Holtz, and even he has been reduced to a lame talking head, with a lisp and too many stale motivational one liners. If we are living in the past...well pot meet kettle. You better hope Brian Kelly is not a one year wonder ala Tyrone Willingham, because despite his big red spittle oozing sideline demeanor, he is a very good coach, and if he can't pull you out of the mediocrity you have been mired in for the last 2 1/2 decades your program may be past saving.
However, if Hoke is indeed who we think he is, and recruiting holds pat, our players will develop just like they did back in '97. People forget that we are playing with a patchwork of young kids, and even the upper classmen weren't guys that were condsidered anything special. Go look at the offer sheets for guys like Jake Ryan, Desmond Morgan, or Jeremy Gallon, not exactly a list of premier schools. So despite all of the complaining on this board, this staff has shown they can develop talent. Our relevancy won't be something that NBC has to pump up. People forget that USC, Oklahoma, Alabama, and many other storied programs had lost decades. Michigan by comparison has been the model of consistency for many years.
Yeah I hate waiting for next year and I hate how much we talk about it, but I would rather root for a Michigan team that drives me mad and plays their hearts out, like they did this year, than a program that chronically underachieves. Give me a Denard Robinson or a Devin Gardner gutting it out and leaving every ounce of effort on the field, over guys who make up online girlfriends and look scared to tackle when they do make it to National Championship, or QB's that can't pass a test without a cheat sheet.
Now don't get me started on the scumbags to the south of us.