Post Minny / Morris Haiku
We had one last week
Thought it couldn't get much worse
I guess I was wrong....
Dave Brandon presents
Brought to you by CHOBANI
A true WOW ExperienceTM
Two bottles of Coke
A crisp Autumn Saturday
Still too expensive
Men out of their depth
Even Gophers feast this Fall
My soul dong is numb
A yellow hanky
Lonely headset chirps unheard
Shane drops back again
Where are the grownups?
This is not my Michigan
Sack Hoke and Brandon!
4 point Rutgers dog
Is the Michigan ManTM doomed?
Rich Rod laughs sadly
October 1st, 2014 at 8:50 PM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 9:27 PM ^
Is one not five seven five?
They look fine to me.
October 1st, 2014 at 9:51 PM ^
Oh wow! Okay, so when I posted my original comment, I was reading on my phone and on that it looked like a giant 21 line poem. On my laptop now and now i see the line breaks. My mistake. I extend to you my sincere apologies buddy
October 1st, 2014 at 8:55 PM ^
There once was a man named Hoke
Whose brain was clogged with smoke
he decided to play morris
who did nothing but bore us
Until his brain decided it was broke.
October 1st, 2014 at 11:38 PM ^
Who monetized fans with abandon
But when he lied 'bout his sins
And his team had no wins
We marched on the President's mansion
October 1st, 2014 at 11:46 PM ^
Whose job got usurped by his partner
But Shane was knocked out of play
While Hoke looked away
Now Devin again is the starter
October 1st, 2014 at 8:56 PM ^
How many lemons
Will it take to dump Brandon?
I'll start chewing now.
October 1st, 2014 at 8:59 PM ^
Minnesota Game
Fuck us
Rutgers next shift
Screw poetic beat
Haiku tragedy now fuck shit
October 1st, 2014 at 9:01 PM ^
Boom ow ow ow ow
Get back in there son, post haste!
Hoke's a dinosaur
October 1st, 2014 at 9:01 PM ^
Never would have thought
I'd look back on Rich Rod's time
As the good ol' days
October 1st, 2014 at 9:02 PM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 9:09 PM ^
This is rather a traditional way to vent here anyway, so why not indeed...
The Mod Sticky grows
Charred remains of threads pile up
I have kept drinking
...or....
Watching the Wild Card
To escape the controlled burn
Now reading threads too
October 2nd, 2014 at 12:18 AM ^
His job maintaining decorum
If you act like an ass
He'll make your pic Rainbow Dash
Then take your points and never restore 'em
October 2nd, 2014 at 10:03 AM ^
but when I say it, it has two syllables. Why-uld.
October 1st, 2014 at 9:09 PM ^
Number one, thanks for coming
Uh, well, hypothetical execute integrity character goals
It's all in the statement
October 1st, 2014 at 9:11 PM ^
Waited half a day
For statement presented by
Dr. Dave Brandon
October 1st, 2014 at 9:12 PM ^
Childhood memories
Dominace and tradition
Now so far away
October 1st, 2014 at 9:16 PM ^
Let's talk hypotheticals
Who will run AD?
October 1st, 2014 at 9:17 PM ^
How did no one see
Shane get painfully leveled?
Inexcusable.
So much rage this week
directed at Dave Brandon
such a pompous douche.
Hoke's time at an end
sooner or later he's gone
Harbaugh please save us.
Who are we kidding?
No way we will get Harbaugh
he hates Brandon too.
This is depressing
worrying for the future
when will we not suck?
Only forty days
until basketball season
hoops will restore hope.
October 1st, 2014 at 9:17 PM ^
generates zero net yards
At least the sun shines
October 1st, 2014 at 9:18 PM ^
Michigan meltdown
of historic proportions
never thought I'd see
October 1st, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
Brings out torches and pitchforks
Bo would be so mad!
October 1st, 2014 at 9:26 PM ^
This this this this this this this
Shit shit shit shit shit
October 1st, 2014 at 9:45 PM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 9:38 PM ^
Fire Brandon! Fire Hoke!
Why hasn't this happened yet?
Fire Brandon! Fire Hoke!
October 1st, 2014 at 9:41 PM ^
This thread disturbs me deeply.
Hoke "disregards player safety"; MGoBloggers write haikus about a student athlete's concussion. Seriously, what?
October 1st, 2014 at 9:53 PM ^
Much like Sideshow Bob
standing in a sea of rakes,
foreheads black and blue
For 10 minutes of how I have been feeling this week, please see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbd4t-ua-WQ
October 1st, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 10:22 PM ^
Morris can't see straight
Brown jug isn't coming back
New coach needed please
October 1st, 2014 at 11:54 PM ^
look at our record
Not at all what we expect
Domino's effect
October 2nd, 2014 at 12:07 PM ^
Michigan Football
How the mighty have fallen
Please Fire Dave Brandon
October 2nd, 2014 at 12:11 PM ^
Fuck you Dave Brandon
In case you did not hear me
Fuck you Dave Brandon
October 2nd, 2014 at 1:44 PM ^
jaundice and shadows
casting colors of sorrow
maize and black and blue