Guess the Score, Win Stuff: Gophers
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- Readers predict the final score of a designated game by placing a guess in the comments, preferably in the format of [M score][hyphen][Opp score], for example "41-30" or "35-31 Michigan", or "28-24 Go Blue", or "38-34 Gardner FTW!" or "38-0" etc.
- The three guys who read this part holler at people who post in a different format
- First person (by timestamp) to post a particular score has it.
- If you got it right, I contact you for an address by your MGoBlog account email, and you give me some time to get that to you.
- If nobody got it right we push it to next week or let it go.
- Brian voices displeasure at the puns in the headlines.
Why we do it:
Hey look: we sell t-shirts. Also sometimes there's free stuff to give away.
About Last Week:
Nobody won. Even Utah fans went home wet long after they were supposed to be drinking with the knowledge they were outgained by a team intent on shooting themselves in the face.
This Week's Game:
And on the Line:
Reference is to when much ado was being made over Gardner not learning to ID blocking assignments (Borges had the RBs and OL doing it). Six Zero went ahead and made a shirt out of it. It is good advice for anyone facing blitzes in their faces, be the pressure real, imagined, or metaphorical.
Fine print: One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game. MGoEmployees and Moderators exempt from winning. Nine people read this last time and thus was MGoBlog broken forever. The algorithm must've been something before electricity. The algorithm is a Cindarella story out of nowhere. And I say "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." The algorithm killed Gardner.This is not the algorithm. It tells people it is anyway.
September 24th, 2014 at 11:27 PM ^
22-24 Gophers.
September 24th, 2014 at 11:19 PM ^
Heaven help us all
September 24th, 2014 at 11:22 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh flies into the stadium on a pair of crisply pleated khakis. He stares daggers into anyone wearing maroon and gold.
Les Miles is spotted chewing grass around the stadium like a goat on meth.
Michael Thompson is heard yelling angry things into a nearby pay phone.
Greg Mattison begins shedding tears at an alarming pace.
Kordell Stewart throws a hot dog which bounces off one fan and is eaten out of mid air by another.
Brady Hoke is loaded into an ambulance because he can't stop clapping and saying wellllllll.
Someone asks Rich Rod to explain is happening. He says "I cannot defend this"
Suddenly, every fans phone rings... It is a text from a D BrandonUM asking for a $5 donation to cover the expenses of the "extra show brought to you by our friends at coke"
Minnesota freaks out and leaves. They forfeit. The scoreboard operator doesn't know what to put on the board. He looks at the jug which says 1903. "Sounds good to me!"
September 24th, 2014 at 11:26 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 11:39 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 11:40 PM ^
Go Blue. Please.
September 24th, 2014 at 11:56 PM ^
September 25th, 2014 at 12:22 AM ^
44-0.0 Michigan
September 25th, 2014 at 12:44 AM ^
13-9 good (enough) guys
September 25th, 2014 at 1:04 AM ^
Michigan 27 - 13
September 25th, 2014 at 1:24 AM ^
13-3 Go Blue Morris gets the start and they don't take the training wheels off.
September 25th, 2014 at 1:38 AM ^
Don't sell yourself short coach, you're a tremendous slouch!
September 25th, 2014 at 1:41 AM ^
17-10 Michigan
September 25th, 2014 at 2:22 AM ^
Michigan 23
September 25th, 2014 at 3:52 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 5:18 AM ^
September 25th, 2014 at 5:37 AM ^
On a last-second FG after a Morris INT
September 25th, 2014 at 6:54 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 7:19 AM ^
23-13 Michigan
September 25th, 2014 at 7:26 AM ^
September 25th, 2014 at 8:12 AM ^
MEEEEEEECHIGAN!
Who else REALLY misses that scoreboard? SIIIIGGGHHHHH
September 25th, 2014 at 8:00 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^
19-10 Michigan
September 25th, 2014 at 8:31 AM ^
September 25th, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^
Michigan 20
Minny 14
Little Brown Jug stays home.
September 25th, 2014 at 9:02 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 9:08 AM ^
10-7 MIchigan.
Big victory as we celebrate our first offensive touchdown of the year against a Power 5 school. It's caused by a Frank Clark forced turnover and run back to the 4 yard line with 4 minutes left in th 4th quarter. Devin G for the rushing touchdown on 4th down.
September 25th, 2014 at 9:10 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 9:16 AM ^
Michigan 38-minnesota 35
the offense comes together with shane at qb and devin at receiver
only 3 more wins and we are bowl eligible
September 25th, 2014 at 9:19 AM ^
77-11 Michigan
Offense (and defense to a degree) struggles early giving Minny an 11-0 lead on a touchdown, field goal and offense coughs up a safety. Michigan then scores 77 unanswered points in the second and third quarters before putting Gardner in for garbage time. Yes, this is also a "Morris starts" prediction. Not that I want it to happen.
September 25th, 2014 at 9:31 AM ^
38-16 Michigan's Offense starts to click!
September 25th, 2014 at 9:53 AM ^
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Too close for my liking!
September 25th, 2014 at 10:04 AM ^
20-9 Lazer Rocket FTW!
September 25th, 2014 at 10:14 AM ^
Goofers are coming in with a backup QB, their offense wasn't all that great to start with, and their strength (running game) is a good matchup for M.
They'll be lucky to cross midfield.
September 25th, 2014 at 10:34 AM ^
20-10 Michigan with Garnder at quarterback
September 25th, 2014 at 10:38 AM ^
21-10 Michigan
September 25th, 2014 at 10:39 AM ^
Michigan 29
Minnesota 18
September 25th, 2014 at 10:55 AM ^
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September 25th, 2014 at 11:08 AM ^
14 - 9 Michigan wins
September 25th, 2014 at 11:28 AM ^
Michigan - 35
Minnesota -13
September 25th, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
D holds down Gophers running game, and also scores twice.
September 25th, 2014 at 11:42 AM ^
27-6 Michigan
Green & Smith go for 250+, Peppers gets first Int
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