Fan Request for Remaining Games
I'll take the negs should y'all think this is dumb. It is the internet after all, and I have matured enough to not get hurt when random people online disagree with me. That being said, I have a request to make for those that will be in attendance at any remaining game. If you are sitting on the side of the stadium facing the opposing team, PLEASE have your phone out and pointed at the opposing sideline at a coordinated time, say, early in the first quarter. I think it would be highly entertaining for television broadcast to catch it and bring even more awareness to how ridiculous the NCAA is, and that we support our team wholeheartedly.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:37 PM ^
+1 Funny
October 24th, 2023 at 5:48 PM ^
I'm 50% serious about going to the PSU-Maryland game. on 11/4. Filming everything PSU does
October 24th, 2023 at 7:39 PM ^
I was at Spartan Stadium this last game and took plenty of pictures. Not sure they’re of value 😉 but I’ll send them to Ryan Day as a “volunteer staffer” and the NCAA can investigate OSU from there.
Heck, we should all do that and title the email:
“The Scouting Pictures from Michigan/ Michigan State You Requested”
October 24th, 2023 at 7:58 PM ^
Do it. My goodness, do it.
If you are on social media tag osu, espn, msu, psu, fox sports, anyone else you can think of in all of them.
Do it.
October 24th, 2023 at 9:04 PM ^
i took a picture of the seats behind msu sideline midway thru the 3Q. there were basically only Mich fans left.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:45 PM ^
I can hear James Earl Jones voice over the stadium speakers right now directing people to pull out their cell phones...
October 24th, 2023 at 3:14 PM ^
Instead of saying in Jones deep intonation "Please rise and join us in the singing of the national anthem" it could be "Please raise your iPhones and join us in recording the visiting teams signals."
Up yours, NCAA.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:59 PM ^
Exactly what I was getting at! :)
October 24th, 2023 at 4:02 PM ^
That would be pretty amazing.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:45 PM ^
Harbaugh should hire someone with NFL experience to stand on the Michigan sideline looking across the field at the opposing team during every game.
I think sneaking someone into one of the suites and outfitting them with binoculars and tv monitors might be a good idea as well. If rhey could somehow speak into Harbaugh's headset that might be a plus.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:47 PM ^
Is it alright if I wear camouflage?
/This is what the AI generator came up with when asked for an "Ohio State fan taking pictures with a smartphone while shitting in a cooler" . I am disappointed that no cooler was harmed in this photo.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:50 PM ^
ewww, you are a die-hard
October 24th, 2023 at 2:52 PM ^
it's a mini cooler clipped to his pants and thus out of view
October 24th, 2023 at 2:54 PM ^
How AI "does hands" is fascinating and strange to me.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:57 PM ^
What's going on with this dude's pants?
October 24th, 2023 at 3:08 PM ^
He is obviously taking a picture of his sister.
October 24th, 2023 at 6:17 PM ^
Cheerleaders and very excited...
October 24th, 2023 at 8:04 PM ^
5 fakes out of 5 on the crotch bulge.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:52 PM ^
I'll be at the Purdue game, and I WILL have my phone out to record.
Also, we need to start chanting 'We Love Harbaugh' before, during, and after the games. We need to do what Warde has so far been incapable of - show him the love. We can't shower him with money, but the more TV and Santa know that we - the fans - love him and want him to stay, the more pressure on Warde to get it done.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^
Add a second stadium-wide song, "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow?"
October 24th, 2023 at 3:38 PM ^
Petition to replace Mr. Brightside before Q4
October 24th, 2023 at 9:22 PM ^
With a certain song by Tesla
October 25th, 2023 at 1:48 AM ^
I love Tesla’s remake, but credit should be given to the Five Man Electrical Band.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^
Great idea…. I’ll definitely join in..
October 24th, 2023 at 4:04 PM ^
Please have a shirt made up beforehand that says something to the effect of, “Essential Cog in the Vast Network.”
October 24th, 2023 at 2:53 PM ^
The AD should lean into it and leave cartoony video cameras and Guy Fawkes masks on every seat in those sections
October 24th, 2023 at 2:57 PM ^
I'm aware its not the block M. But funny little shirt design I made.
October 24th, 2023 at 6:16 PM ^
Nah. Rename it Official Scout and it’s perfect
October 24th, 2023 at 3:04 PM ^
I’m on the Visitors side, but.. will gladly take out my phone…
October 24th, 2023 at 3:07 PM ^
I was planning on attending the Stanford - Washington game in my Michigan apparel with a Groucho Marx mask but something came up. Please somebody do this.
October 24th, 2023 at 4:20 PM ^
Well that makes two of us. No, seriously. It does.
#TheVastNetwork meets real life obligations..
October 24th, 2023 at 3:09 PM ^
Along with the "Vast Network" shirts, I think we should probably not taunt the NCAA. (To be clear, I desperately want a Vast Network shirt, but won't wear it to games for a year or two.)
That said, at this point all fans of all teams should record their hated opponents' sidelines and put them up on YouTube. As long as you're not coordinating with the team, I don't see a downside.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:10 PM ^
At this point just own it. Accept that it happened and move on. If you can even have a little fun with it, that makes the trolls even more upset.
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:14 PM ^
Please, yes
October 24th, 2023 at 3:23 PM ^
Instead of a Maize Out, let's do a Vast Network Out
October 24th, 2023 at 4:15 PM ^
So... a network outage?
October 24th, 2023 at 6:15 PM ^
Sponsored by Verizon?
October 24th, 2023 at 6:15 PM ^
Better yet, Xfinity
October 24th, 2023 at 3:31 PM ^
I want us to win our 1000th game, have a huge celebration, make a big deal. Then get a few games vacated and get to do it all again next season.
October 24th, 2023 at 8:01 PM ^
I'll pass on the "get a few games vacated" part, thanks.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:32 PM ^
For what though?
October 24th, 2023 at 3:34 PM ^
Besides the reasons I included at the end? Because, in my opinion, it would be very entertaining.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:33 PM ^
Yep. Totally support this and hope our fans do it.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:45 PM ^
Theres probably video somehwere already from the game where we all had to install the app on our phones that controlled our flashlights and attempted the enhanced light show. Clip would show the whole dang stadium with their phones out lol. Too lazy to look for it myself plus would never be able to post it to the boards standard.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:55 PM ^
The spy balloon should be a regular feature as well:
October 24th, 2023 at 4:02 PM ^
Why would anyone neg you for this brilliance?
October 24th, 2023 at 4:26 PM ^
October 24th, 2023 at 4:19 PM ^
And PLEASE wear clothing attributable to The Vast Network!
Such as shirts labeled as such or Spy wear like Sherlock Holmes for example and feel free to add props like a spyglass or a hand held radio for example!
Clicky pens like in Golden Eye are also encouraged.. just remember the clicks and only through your pens at opposing sidelines..
October 24th, 2023 at 5:42 PM ^
Khakis wearing Hamburglar outfit is encouraged.