Another SMU hooker incident
I guess this fool didn't have Craig James on speed dial?
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/07/26/smu-football-players-accuse-prostitu…
CJK5H
If I could rate the title of this thread, I'd give it score of 5!
Have your upvote (also never forget)
Never forget.
Hilarious. Definately OT:
Not again
I love the comments at the bottom of that article. I'm guessing there were a few MGoBloggers leaving comments over there, regarding Mr. James. I know I left one. :)
Edit: Why the F did that idiot player leave the hooker alone at his house? Yeah, because if you can't trust a hooker alone with a stash of laptops, cash, and ipads, then who can you trust really.
I thought the origin of the entire CJK5H was from EDSBS. So wouldn't be surprised if some of those guys are posting in the comments section.
" The linebacker from Missouri City went on to tell authorities that he had, “made a deal with the suspect to have sex with her for $50.”
So, he made a deal to get some for $50, didn't pay, and the escort allegedly stole about $3,000 in electronics? I think I have an idea who the dim person is here...
So have her give back $2,950 in electronics and it's all good.
-CJ
-CJ
Unless you're into that kind of thing?
They're "call girls."
Man, i'd be all like "I'm Craig James, bitch!" Cocaine is a powerful drug.
"Only one thing worse than a whore....A thieving whore. Kill the bitch."
"I tihnk it would be a good idea to leave a woman of ill repute unattended in our home while we attend a banquet. Furthermore, I think it would be an excellent idea to anger her by refusing to pay for the midnight ride we just went on."
to pay the working lady because of "her poor attitude and lack of attention to detail." Mr. Nwabuike stated, "When I drop $50 on an escort, I expect nothing but the best. I can now empathize with the circumstances that [allegedly] led to Mr. James' drastic response to poor escort service at SMU in the past. Something should be done about the deplorable service."
/s
the admissions people at SMU would except a farm animal of your choice.
It's accept...
Craig James if you read this, I want you to know... the reason you lost the election in Texas is that you are an unlikeable douche.
That is all.
and the 5 dead hookers.
What is up with these SMU football players having to pay for female companionship??
/true story
Most college FB players have to use the $50 to hire a doorman...either to keep the ladies away from the door, or to refill the "take a number" device.
Exactly. I never played college sports, but I had always imagined these guys have an entire phone full of potential booty calls...
Would of took a Page out of Craig James book they wouldn't have this problem.
to leave the premises if you are not going to pay her for her work because. . .
Damn, that seems kinda self-evident.
Hookers have certainly gotten a lot tougher at SMU since Carig James killed 5 of them...