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nah, it’s Parnell.  If you…


nah, it’s Parnell.  If you know, you know

I wouldn't be shocked to see…

I wouldn't be shocked to see Minneapolis trade up.  

Ah.  Explains the orange. …

Ah.  Explains the orange.  No love for LSSU

I don't mind the Michigan…

I don't mind the Michigan ones.  The Lake State would be badass if the anchor wasn't orange.

With Jefferson, Addison,…

With Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, and a RB to be named later, not to mention the O-Line, JJ would destroy if he went to Minnesota.  Do we like that he'd be in the NFC North? No.  Would he be a great fit? Yes.

Now, he knows about the cup

Now, he knows about the cup

Awwww, he doesn’t know about…

Awwww, he doesn’t know about the cup.

Shhhh.  Don’t remind them!

Shhhh.  Don’t remind them!

Same.  Dual Income Little…

Same.  Dual Income Little Dog Owner is a label I wear proudly.

Cool Artwork

yeah.  You can put him in…

yeah.  You can put him in for that one trick play that everyone knows is coming.  "Oh, it's Milton in at FB.  I bet it's going to be a HB pass.  Yup.  Sure was.  Lucky for them the ball ended up in the parking lot"

You missed the joke. …

You missed the joke.  Obviously, they voted for themselves.  Math folks are so literal.

I wonder who cast two 'no'…

I wonder who cast two 'no' votes?  In true MSU fashion, it would be hilarious if both of them voted to remove themselves and two other people voted to keep them.

He’s doing the <insert your…

He’s doing the <insert your deity here>’s work; single moms need love, too.

He’s deflecting the comment…

He’s deflecting the comment about him hooking up with a recruit’s mom.

ChatGPT says 5-5.5 seconds. …

ChatGPT says 5-5.5 seconds.  I give this five fakes out of five.

My first wife left me…

My first wife left me because my 40 time was so slow that it forced her to cheat on me.  I was hoping she would leave, so I stopped by McDonald’s as part of my 40 yd run…

29 beers and 29 wings

29 beers and 29 wings

1.  Never made it through an…

1.  Never made it through an entire film.  Always get bored by the predictability.

2. Probably The Incredible Hulk from the 80s TV show.  I like my heroes broken.

3. Cesar Romero’s Joker.  I like my villains broken and insane.

4. No.  The “that’s what it’s all about” is saying shaking your legs is the point of the dance.  If I had to point to one thing being ‘the’ thing that it’s all about, I’d say it’s probably the changing of the seasons in the Midwest.  There is nothing quite like that first cold morning in the fall when the leaves are changing.  

Would you dare say Yzerman…

Would you dare say Yzerman is changing the tide in the rivalry?  It appears they are selling jerseys in Chicago.

Unrelated, but the blonde…

Unrelated, but the blonde lady in the Discover Card commercials is unwatchable.  She reminds me of my alcoholic aunt and neither are funny

We had the 45 when I was a…

We had the 45 when I was a kid.  I had no idea what they were saying, but I danced to it nonstop.

MIL lives walking distance…

MIL lives walking distance from the field.  We will be there if this happens.

Other things that annoy me…

Other things that annoy me are clowns, misuse of the reflexive (I cannot send an email to yourself, Janice.), and that both Cottage Inn and Angelo's closed.

The new Apple device…

The new Apple device actually burns the information into your retinas so that you will never forget.

Rebel

Rebel

You guys see this story that…

You guys see this story that The Original Cottage Inn is closed and will become a totally different pizza place?  Looks like the other satellite locations will continue to operate, though.

 

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2024/02/the-original-cottage-inn-will-transform-into-a-new-business-in-ann-arbor.html

That tracks, considering how…

That tracks, considering how much Herbstreit was drooling over him.

Moore: Why you so angry all…

Moore: Why you so angry all the time?

J-M: They closed Blimpie and I can't get a good burger

Moore: Man, what about Brown Jug?

J-M: I get a bad feeling about that place.  Pretty sure something is going to happen there that isn't good.

Moore: Ok, weirdo.

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Likely a family situation. …

Likely a family situation.  He's from Columbus.

He was getting a Master's in…

He was getting a Master's in Social Work.  Maybe he needed a field study in order to graduate.  A school full of coolerpoopers is chock-full of subjects for a great thesis.  Also, he's from Columbus. Good luck, kid!

 

Of course, right after I…

Of course, right after I posted this, ESPN announced that Rielly has been given the option of an in-person hearing.  This signals an extended suspension is likely coming.  Alas, the other questions still are still germane.

 

Creepy, but that was me at…

Creepy, but that was me at Kroger Gas Station.  Pretty sure that was you.

Well, at least he chased…

Well, at least he chased something.  There was definitely no chase and little effort when he was in Ann Arbor.

Here's the thing.  I tell…

Here's the thing.  I tell myself, nearly every year, that I am going to do the same.  Then, early August arrives and I hear Michigan has a Heisman-level dude at X position.  By the time the season begins, I am absorbing all the information I can find about the team.  Some people love golf, some people fish.  My hobby is Michigan Football.  Do I play football? No.  Do I love to watch it? Yes.  Am I sad when I can't watch it? Yes.  By June am I counting down the days until kickoff? Absolutely.  

What I suggest is to find an off-season hobby on which to concentrate until you can get back into football.  Downtown Nashville has a place called Make Nashville (part of the Maker Space group) where you can take classes on woodworking, welding, pottery, etc.  The place is open 24/7 and you have a keyfob so you can access any of the tools once you've been trained.  I love it because I can disconnect from the world and have a great time.  By the time you really get into it, Michigan will be playing their first game of the season.  

I live in Franklin if you have questions or just need someone with whom to BS about Michigan football.

Spread your wings, young man!

Spread your wings, young man!

Underrated comment. …

Underrated comment.  Corporate America struggles with the Oxford Comma.  I stand here, alone, fighting that fight every single day.

For his sake, I hope he…

For his sake, I hope he keeps up with his training while on his mission.  Hopefully it’s somewhere that has good facilities 

Whatever keeps him away from…

Whatever keeps him away from the secondary

WOT Chat Sports is that it's…

WOT Chat Sports is that it's Morgan Trent.

Now I want roti.  Damn you.

Now I want roti.  Damn you.

Ereyesterday, if I am not…

Ereyesterday, if I am not mistaken.

Is it made of wood?

Is it made of wood?

I've lived here for over a…

I've lived here for over a decade.  The burgers aren't good enough for a suspension.  

Slow on the communications…

Slow on the communications front.

Think of this like you think of a duck.  Things look slow on the surface, but he's paddling like hell under the water.

 

Who knew Deebo was coaching?…

Who knew Deebo was coaching?  #DAAAAAAAAAAMN

I hear Warde offered to put…

I hear Warde offered to put money on his MCard that could only be used at South Quad Down Under and Herbert wanted to be able to use it at the Wendy's and Little Caesar's in the Union.  Impasse.

Sanderson has some free time…

Sanderson has some free time, I gather.

Man, it’d be a whole lot…

Man, it’d be a whole lot cooler if they did

If you are a skeleton, do…

If you are a skeleton, do you have a gut?