St. Patrick's Day Open Thread... maybe even POSBANG?

Submitted by crg on March 17th, 2021 at 7:52 AM

May your flimsy excuse for drunken revelry better better than the last!

https://youtu.be/OCbuRA_D3KU

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Don

March 17th, 2021 at 11:06 AM ^

May the pavement outside Skeeps rise up to meet you

May you break wind lying on your back

May the sun shine warm upon your face, and your vomit fall soft upon your shirt

And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand and say    "Get up, you drunken, puke-covered sophomore and get your dumb ass back in class."

1VaBlue1

March 17th, 2021 at 7:59 AM ^

When I get home from work tonight, I'll find a stone in my driveway, call it a Blarney Stone, kiss it, and drink a beer.  It will not be green beer - I refuse to put food coloring and fruit into my beer.

MARCH MADNESS BEGINS TOMORRO...  Wait.  Fucking Covid.  A NCAAT opening weekend that runs Friday-Monday is madness, but in the wrong way.  This is not natural.  Somehow, the NCAA managed to fuck up the best 4-day weekend of the entire year!

Alas, this shall continue to be the best 4-day weekend of the entire year!  Go BLUE!!!!

The Bos of Me

March 17th, 2021 at 8:07 AM ^

I’m not Irish but have admittedly hazy, fond memories of the South Side Irish parade from when I lived in Chicago.  Great time.  Only complaint... too many Norte Dame fans; screw those guys.  

Mgotri

March 17th, 2021 at 8:28 AM ^

This will likely be the first dry St. Patrick's day for me in a number of years. Not because of a problem with alcohol, I just don't really like it much anymore. Maybe I'll have some green milk later

darkstar

March 17th, 2021 at 8:35 AM ^

My only complaint is being expected to wear green around the NCAA tourney so even though I'm Irish I try to wear as little as possible so as not to be confused with a Staee fan.

That and it being it in the middle of tax season so I don't partake as much as I want. Either way I'll make it out for a Guinness or two later today to hear my buddy's band play. Enjoy the day all! Slainte and Go Blue!

xtramelanin

March 17th, 2021 at 8:45 AM ^

back in the day dooley's opened at 0600 hrs IIRC.  

that said, it's been since college that i did anything for st. patty's day.  i do remember drinking pitchers with the reichsteiner brothers one st. patrick's day.  that was a fun day.  

mi93

March 17th, 2021 at 9:24 AM ^

No excuse to not start the day with an Irish coffee.  Then replace the daily water bottle with Guinness.

Irish for a day is alright.  Just not Figthing.

Happy St. Patty's Day all.  Go Blue!

blueinbeantown

March 17th, 2021 at 9:37 AM ^

Miss "normal" Boston on St. Patrick's Day, excuse me "Evacuation Day" so Boston city workers can get a holiday.  Lines would already be formed in front of The Black Rose, Mr. Dooley's, etc...  Maybe next year!

 How the same pint of Guinness can cost double depending on the area | Daily  Mail Online

blueheron

March 17th, 2021 at 9:50 AM ^

Not exactly PC, but on-topic (and probably familiar to many):

A Texan walks into a bar in Ireland and clears his voice to address the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other patrons cheer as the Texan watches in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman his money and says, 'If you don't mind me askin', where did you go for the past 30 minutes?" The Irishman replies, "Oh.... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Rendezvous

March 17th, 2021 at 9:56 AM ^

I'm a tiny bit Irish--a many-great grandmother came from the emerald isle. I'll be heading home from work a few minutes early this afternoon to make some Irish beef stew and soda bread for my family's traditional March 17th repast. Might wash it all down with a Guinness or few. I'd offer to share the stew with you, but some years ago I took some to my elderly neighbor and the next morning she was dead--true story! 

Perkis-Size Me

March 17th, 2021 at 11:35 AM ^

Sober St. Patrick's day in our household. Working all day and waiting for news on how our dog's surgery went. He's getting a lung tumor and his spleen removed so we'll be on pins and needles until late afternoon hoping he did well. I've definitely had better St. Patricks days than this one. 

Have the day off on Friday and I can't wait to finally just decompress, put my feet up and just watch some basketball. 

Blues the ONE

March 17th, 2021 at 12:02 PM ^

Maybe I am getting a bit older and maybe I won't be going out and drinking the bar dry with a bunch of my fellow Irishmen (we're all Irish on St. Patty's day) but I will still continue my annual tradition.  I will pour a wee bit of Jameson's Irish Whiskey and offer a toast my late father, a true Irishman!! 

RedRum

March 17th, 2021 at 12:19 PM ^

And this would be a good day to listen to the Cranberries, No need to argue album. Zombie is a clear swipe at the IRA - 

Counterfactual: Imagine if the Zimmerman Plot had been a success. The vanquished are not vanquished if they do not consider themselves as such. 

St Joe Blues

March 17th, 2021 at 12:13 PM ^

I heard Bill Bennett tell a pretty funny story on his show a few years back, talking about the Irish propensity to get into fights. He grew up in an Irish-American neighborhood. He said you'd be in the middle of a fight and some stranger would walk up and ask "Is this a private fight or can anyone get into it?"

In fact, a great movie fight scene is in the movie A Quiet Man, set in Ireland. It's between John Wayne, an ex-boxer who moved from the US back to Ireland, and Victor McLaglen, the brother of the woman John Wayne is courting/marries. They have a 10 minute fist fight that winds through the Irish countryside and ends up at a bar where they share drinks before Wayne knocks out McLaglen. Very entertaining, if not a bit unbelievable.

Happy St. Patty's Day!