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11/15/2018 - 9:15pm Everybody gets cut.  Cut by…

Everybody gets cut.  Cut by you.  Cut by me. 

11/11/2018 - 8:25pm I saw the Christopher Robin…

I saw the Christopher Robin movie today with my 7 yr old.  Great movie.  Way more entertaining than yesterday’s football game.  

11/11/2018 - 12:38am So, it's going to be tough…

So, it's going to be tough on the road against the national champion that beat the hell out of M?

And M is only going have 2 reliable scorers?    Interesting takeaways.

11/10/2018 - 6:27pm Eastern fucking Michigan. …

Eastern fucking Michigan.  The only thing EMU has going for it is proximity to Ann Arbor.  

10/30/2018 - 1:31pm I love basketball.   I…

I love basketball.   I really love Michigan basketball.  

10/24/2018 - 1:20pm I was also thinking he…

I was also thinking he looked young until I pulled up a YouTube highlight, and the first thing I saw was a drive down the lane and a MAN'S dunk.     He'll be ready.  

10/24/2018 - 1:03pm This blog is the greatest…

This blog is the greatest intersection of "good, quality sports information" and "good, quality use of humor" that the world will ever know.    And those of us that come here and play nice are better for it. 

10/22/2018 - 2:53pm Ah, yes.   While not…

Ah, yes.   While not familiar with the name, I'm completely familiar with the thing.   I know exactly what you mean when you mention waiting for the holding flag on the gorgeous Shea to DPJ pitch, catch, and scamper. 

Thanks for catching me up.  

10/22/2018 - 2:42pm I missed the whole "BPONE"…

I missed the whole "BPONE" movement.    Can someone tell me what that is?

10/21/2018 - 2:10pm Are these from personal…

Are these from personal experience (what I was hoping for) or is this "let me Google that for you" territory?

10/21/2018 - 11:32am I was just headed over here…

I was just headed over here to post the same question, and am eager to see the response.  I'll be at a convention in Boston and will have to plan well to cut out and watch.

While we're at it, I'm staying in the Downtown Crossing area near a lot of the historical sites, and the convention itself is a mile or so east of there.   If it doesn't need to be a "Michigan bar", where on that beaten path is a good place to post up and watch Michigan throttle Penn St?   Beer availability is a must.

10/18/2018 - 7:40am I happened to be in Orlando…

I happened to be in Orlando last spring and saw them both shred the Magic live.   Tons of fun.

What's crazy about NBA pay, among other things, is that Hardaway's salary this year is just about 10x what Trey's is.    I hope Timmy is picking up some dinner tabs for #3 after the games. 

09/23/2018 - 4:13pm Michigan has played 8 halves…

Michigan has played 8 halves of football this season.   7 of them featured very good quality football, the kind that wins these games.   The very first half was bad enough to sink the first game entirely.  3-1.  

09/22/2018 - 5:10pm Because you will sit behind…

Because you will sit behind Ben Mason. 

09/10/2018 - 1:39pm Logged in just to upvote an…

Logged in just to upvote an abbreviation of gnarly.

09/10/2018 - 1:36pm Michigan has played 4 halves…

Michigan has played 4 halves of football.   3 of them have been really good.   Unfortunately you typically need 2 good halves to beat Notre Dame.   Michigan will have a good year.  

09/04/2018 - 2:15pm I'm with you.   Michigan got…

I'm with you.   Michigan got off to a bad start and did a lot better from there.   Home cooking didn't help, but wasn't the reason M lost. 

09/03/2018 - 12:22pm Mike Hart.

Mike Hart.

09/02/2018 - 10:17am Jim Harbaugh is…

Jim Harbaugh is unequivocally the best individual to be coaching Michigan football.   So let's stop all that talk before it starts.

Nothing better to do at 3:43 am?

08/30/2018 - 12:32pm Go Broncos! (Except Sept 8)

Go Broncos! (Except Sept 8)

08/24/2018 - 1:16pm Logged in just to upvote…

Logged in just to upvote nanner hammock.   For a friend. 

08/19/2018 - 9:04am Everybody murders.

Everybody murders.

08/08/2018 - 10:46am I was in the process of…

I was in the process of blurting/typing "what the fuck is a shoovac?" until I paused and scrolled. 

Got it.

08/07/2018 - 1:57pm This is MGoBlog, fergodsakes…

This is MGoBlog, fergodsakes, all weight gain is good, as well as all weight loss.  

08/06/2018 - 4:00pm I am about 95% certain Jay…

I am about 95% certain Jay Harbaugh was in class with me at our Crossfit gym in GR last year.

He said his name was Jay, and he was in town for one day staying at one of the big hotels downtown, down the street from the gym.   It was the day the big man from GR Catholic Central committed (can't remember his name off hand).   A good sized young man and pretty fit.   He didn't have a beard, but there are photos out there of no-beard Jay and that has to be him.   The only part I can reconcile was that he was wearing a red t-shirt (no print, graphics, anything).

08/04/2018 - 10:59am I'm not superstitious.   I'm…

I'm not superstitious.   I'm only a little stitious.  

07/30/2018 - 12:03pm MSU and OSU obviously.

MSU and OSU obviously.

Having spent 10 years in Chicago, I also put in a vote for Illinois.   

When they actually have a good team in either football or basketball, their fans act as if they are a dynasty, the greatest program in the history of sports.

When they suck, which is most of the time, it's as if they don't have any fans at all.   Worst fair weather crowd ever.   

07/17/2018 - 1:36pm With Robbie Hummel.

With Robbie Hummel.

07/15/2018 - 8:38am The television says go to…

The television says go to Jared.

07/12/2018 - 1:31pm I upvoted you for …

I upvoted you for "waterboard with cat urine" since I wasn't able to upvote the OP.

07/09/2018 - 1:33pm I am fortunate to be hosted…

I am fortunate to be hosted that day by an old friend who is a ND "fan".   I put fan in quotes, since he grew up in the area, but never professed to be a fan until he moved back to the area recently, in his 40's.  I have taken him to the Big House twice, including The Horror.      And I attended WMU @ Notre Dame in 2010 and he was all Bronco that day.  

Glad to be seeing it in person.  I like the history of the place and it's not all that far from home.  

07/03/2018 - 10:54am I lived in 2 different dumps…

I lived in 2 different dumps on W Walnut, both of which are still there.   832 in the 95-96 academic year and 814 the following.  

07/02/2018 - 3:15pm Since nobody has taken on…

Since nobody has taken on GRAND RAPIDS, MI yet, here goes:


  • Relatively low cost of living.   Came from Chicago for the first 10 years of "adult" life
  • If you like beer, which I do, this is Mecca.  
  • We have some world class amenities in what I would otherwise consider a "good small city".   Having some billionaires around that feel its important to benefit West Michigan with the use of their money has worked out well.   No politics.
  • It's a great place to raise kids.  
  • A naturally beautiful place to live, lots of waterways, beaches, and golf courses.


  • The Sparty inferiority complex is strong here.   Perhaps that's true everywhere, but it really stands out to me.
  • I would love some more capable public transportation.  I miss that from the aforementioned Chicago years. 
06/21/2018 - 10:57pm I have walked to Founders.  …

I have walked to Founders.   Quite an operation.    In my WMU years and since, I have been going to Bell's for over 20 years (gulp).

Come to Grand Rapids.  Get a hotel and an Uber, fergodsakes.   Go to Founders.  It's a temple of beer.  Also go to New Holland's Knickerbocker on Bridge St NW, which is also a beer temple.  Get to the Mitten on Leonard.  Eat the pizza.   Go back to Harmony Hall on Bridge.   More pizza.   Make your way over to Elk Brewing on Wealthy.   Hell yeah.   Then hop skip to Brewery Vivant on Cherry St.   Oh, and we have a Jolly Pumpkin on Bridge also. 

Go ahead and split this up over a couple of days.   Somehow squeeze in Perrin north of town on your way out or on your way in or whatever the hell you please.   Just do this.    Chase down the Flying Dutchman if you need more recommendations.  

06/12/2018 - 5:01pm I was getting it as well.  …

I was getting it as well.   Glad it's resolved.   It's good to be back.  

06/08/2018 - 11:01am Any of these guys are one…

Any of these guys are one big hit away from season ending injury.

Some of these guys love to compete like this.  I would be most of them think they are better than the next guy.   I bet Peters thinks he's better than Shea and McCaffrey, and that keeps him focused.   Same for the other guys.  

06/07/2018 - 10:20am See below.  I'm close with…

See below.  I'm close with the Rangers scout that drafted him.  He's a Hawkeye fan but a graduate of WMU.  

06/07/2018 - 10:18am Oddly enough, my freshman…

Oddly enough, my freshman year roommate (WMU) and long term close friend is the scout for the Rangers that drafted him.

He told me in advance (1 day) that it was going to happen.  I would have posted it here but I didn't believe him.   He's not a M fan (Iowa) so I thought he was just screwing with me. 

Apparently he was really good in high school.  

05/12/2018 - 7:25am It is pronounced how Run DMC

It is pronounced how Run DMC pronounces it, dammit.

05/09/2018 - 3:13pm Nah.  I'm kind of happy go

Nah.  I'm kind of happy go lucky.     Sorry you can't have your 30 seconds back.

05/09/2018 - 8:59am It's now compulsory to tell

It's now compulsory to tell my own Buck I Guy story here, even though I have certainly told it here before.  Bear with me.

I was taken as a guest to the OSU at MSU game near the end of the 2016 season.  One of those business things where I kind of had to go, but since I'm a sports fan, it's alright.   We actually got to tailgate about 100 feet from the stadium in a group that I was told consisted of close Dantonio relatives, who, much to my surprise, were lovely folks.  

The weather was shitty, and I actively hoped both teams would lose, so the perfect outfit for the day was a black golf rain suit.   I didn't look like a fan of anybody, and certainly was the opposite for both squads in the stadium that day.

We get to our very good seats in the front row on the corner of the end zone.   Much to my chagrin, this Buck I Guy piece of shit is about 8 seats to my right.   He clearly enjoys himself, poses for the photos, gets on camera, and evidently really thinks highly of himself.   The game starts.  Etc etc.

Halftime rolls around and our section/rows empty out a bit.  I have nowhere to go and the weather is clearing up, so I'm just kind of standing there for halftime.   As a one-percenter of human largeness at 6'4" 245lbs with square shoulders and not being very old yet, I don't typically draw much attention from people that want to act like dicks.   Never, in fact.  But it's my lucky day.

Somebody (besides me and not to my knowledge) must have done or said something to this narcissistic motherfucker.   I turn in that general direction, and with nobody now occupying the 8 human spaces between us, he is staring directly in to my face, and shaking his head side to side with clear disapproval of something that has nothing to do with me.

After about 10 seconds of just looking back at his dumb ass, I offer him a stern "What?".  He turns away.   I go back to minding my own damn business.

No more than 2 minutes later, I glance that direction again, same circumstance, and here's this dope at it again.   Staring right at me, shaking his dumb face, looking very pissed off.  This time I wait no more than 5 seconds until I offer him a "hey, fuck off" with a delivery where he should know I meant it.

Wisely, he fucks off, and doesn't look my way again.   I could have, and would have gladly midget tossed this POS from his front row seat on to the field, and happily been kicked out of that trash heap of a stadium.  My industry friends, a blend of MSU and Michigan fans, would have been cool with it.   Oh well, opportunity missed.

I know, "cool story bro".

04/29/2018 - 11:57am Yup, they just WOULD NOT TALK

Yup, they just WOULD NOT TALK ABOUT IT.   I get it.   It had to be harrowing.  Now that most of them are gone, however, it's too bad we don't have more personal accounts.  

04/29/2018 - 9:45am I thought the same thing...

I thought the same thing... this dude is getting blown out in most of these highlights.

Here's the other thing I saw:   there was some great running around and scrambling and some Manziel-type plays in there.   While exciting, those are the broken plays, of which Michigan's OL will probably allow a few.  

But if that can be mostly avoided, it's the more routine stuff we should be gushing about.  The less spectacular clips in the highlights show us some laser like, video game quality shots upfield..   That's how it is supposed to look, and we haven't seen that in a while.

With two really good upperclassmen RB's, two stud sophomore WR's, and a slew of nice blocky catchies, that's what I want to see, is those laser shots upfield.   I don't care if we don't see a single one of these crazy scrambling out-of-the-ass highlights in all of 2018.   If we don't, we may know it's all working.  

04/27/2018 - 12:43pm Like many of you, my

Like many of you, my grandfather was one of those guys.    He went across Omaha a bit later (when the beach was "open") than the scenes depicted in Saving Private Ryan, fortunately, so he did not experience that extreme of a situation, and went on to lead a platoon in the Battle of the Bulge, and then live a long productive life in to his 80's.     

He was 22 years old that day and had a young son back home. 

Saving Private Ryan came out when I was... 22 years old.   I picked up a pretty co-ed from Miami (NTM) and we went and saw it, and we were blown away by the film.  Later we drove out to the beach, had some beers, and probably made out a little bit by the fire.   What a lovely night.

Later I realized the difference between my grandfather's life at 22 and mine, and I just about puked.   Those may be the bravest men in history.

I hope it's an amazing experience for all members of the Michigan football team and staff.

And what other sports blog has conversations going on like this?   Answer - none.  



04/26/2018 - 11:55am I was at Western the same

I was at Western the same time as Saddi and had the privilege of a lot of pickup basketball with the team.    Saddi was a damn fine player, and really was a couple bad knees away from likely being a Big Ten player.

The 97-98 Broncos were a lot of fun.   That's the year they beat Clemson in the dance.  I was working at Waldo's at the time, but took the day off, and we nearly burned the place to the ground that day.  

04/24/2018 - 5:56pm Larry Brown?

Larry Brown?

04/20/2018 - 1:16pm He will get there someday. 

He will get there someday.   Seems like a great kid with an NBA body.   He just lacks NBA polish right now, and all his competition up there would have the NBA body to match.   Go through the motions with intent, gather data, come back to Ann Arbor and be the Big Ten MVP.  Profit.  

04/19/2018 - 2:00pm DeJulius is one hell of a 3

DeJulius is one hell of a 3 star.

04/19/2018 - 12:40pm The North Side on Damen is a

The North Side on Damen is a favorite of mine and is real good for general sports watching.  

Nearby, Lottie's is another good one, but shades toward fan bases of Wisconsin and Kansas. 

04/12/2018 - 9:39am Agree.  I recall looking a

Agree.  I recall looking a photo about 10 years ago of Nick Sheridan and Threet in their game day gear, and thinking how one of them looks like a football player and the other doesn't.