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08/16/2018 - 3:04pm PC LOAD Letter?

PC LOAD Letter?

08/14/2018 - 9:00am The Mineral King is going to…

The Mineral King is going to have a myocardial infarction

08/13/2018 - 2:07pm Comcast makes up their…

Comcast makes up their monopolistic prices with shitty service.

That way the consumer is consistently treated like the plebs they are. Don't let the populace get high and mighty comcast! Next they will want to be able to choose which entertainment they want to consume - we cannot have that! Stay stong. Shut UP! Be happy. The security you have demanded is now mandatory!

08/09/2018 - 2:24pm In Peurto Rico, they have…

In Peurto Rico, they have something call Champagne cola. It tastes exactly like rock and rye. When i had it, the person i was with was from PR and couldn't shut up about it. I had one sip and I instantly knew i had tasted it before but couldn't place it. A month later it came to me. I don't know who was first, but they taste a lot alike. Does that deserve a go blue?


07/24/2018 - 1:15pm For most people, yes, for…

For most people, yes, for some they may very well be the same thing. For as multi-variable and complex an issue race relations presents, it is a worthy aim to attempt to evaluate all facts. These facts will not be public, and therefore we are left to speculate.

The answer to abhorrent speech is more speech. Speech is how we formulate thoughts. When we speak, the reaction of the universe within which spoken can inform the speaker if their world choice is driving to proper aims. Intent is crucial to understanding. Further, if the intent was to be as hurtful as possible, which we can agree is detrimental, in a moment of intense battle, for which the speaker immediately recognizes as wrong, that should also be taken into consideration. 

I only push back because snapping to judgement without facts is wrong. The conclusions will be wrong, applied chaotically, and will not demonstrate to young men the proper way to act within our free society.

That said, live your logos!

07/23/2018 - 4:01pm I'm deeply offended - Apprvs…

I'm deeply offended - Apprvs are dmb.



07/16/2018 - 5:53pm National Media: You have to…

National Media: You have to clean your entire university. This was a horrible embarrassment to the BIG 10, college athletics, and human decency!!! Given the importance of this issue, I'm going to spend at least 3-4 news cycles on this before i move on to something else our audience can pretend to be angry about.

MSU: Agreed, we will not hire from within and seek to do better.

<At meeting>

MSU: Give it a month, everyone will forget about the rampant sexual assault. We will hire our buddy, damn our promises.

UM Grads: What the hell!


UM Grads: no one ever went broke under-estimating the intelligence of the American People.

MSU: Typical UM Grad, putting words to our idea.

UM Grads: <SIGH> you really missed the point here, buddy

MSU: Stop calling me little brother

UM Grads: This isn't even about football, man. Come-on!

MSU: Arrogant scUM

National Media: MSU has a rebuilding year after some painful off-the-field "issues"

UM Grads: Why would we expect anything different? 


07/13/2018 - 2:00pm Rough day for you, huh?

Rough day for you, huh?

07/13/2018 - 1:36pm you seem hard-core! 

you seem hard-core! 

07/13/2018 - 1:33pm I think we should open with…

I think we should open with Rutgers each year. The most storied program versus the team that played a version of rugby and claimed later it was actually football.  This will give our team a chance to scrimage.

07/13/2018 - 11:23am Cactus is my favorite song …

Cactus is my favorite song (Gauge Away is the obvious honorable mention

07/13/2018 - 11:21am Where is my mind

Where is my mind

07/12/2018 - 10:29am I like the "tilde"  ~...

I like the "tilde"  ~...

07/12/2018 - 10:18am we need a final solution to…

we need a final solution to the political stain on our pure sporp blogs.

Bloggers of the world UNITE!

07/09/2018 - 10:45am Or if the 2017 class hits as…

Or if the 2017 class hits as hard as UCF.

Sorry, had to do it.

07/04/2018 - 10:52am This is a case of the desire…

This is a case of the desire for controversy trumps quality reporting. I'm sad to see this phenomenon inflict itself into sporps

We all need a break from it all and sporps is where we get said break.  That is in Leviticus somewhere.

06/21/2018 - 12:56pm But all their fans went to…

But all their fans went to MSU, UM doesn't share that distinction so the institution is clearly impaired. 


06/21/2018 - 12:54pm No defense for sparty, but I…

No defense for sparty, but I do believe attorney client privilege is under attack, not on the merits, but on the ease of which electronic communication can be shared or intercepted. 

I just came from a conference where we discussed this. The only real safe way to communicate with an attorney is face to face with no phones present. 

That said, sparty sucks

06/21/2018 - 12:48pm We can't market the stash,…

We can't market the stash, we have to market the ride. It's the sizzle not the steak

06/20/2018 - 4:50pm I usually seek advice either…

I usually seek advice either from the moon or the voices in my head. So far so good!

06/20/2018 - 9:19am I hope he has a dominating…

I hope he has a dominating and long NFL career. I will miss him wearing the winged helmet. 

06/14/2018 - 9:43am I predict golf will be…

I predict golf will be boring to watch - but that is all we have coming down the pike/pipe (ir)regardless of how many indivisibles are part of the sporps viewing strategory.

06/06/2018 - 12:26pm I really like how we can…

I really like how we can visually see the reply tree more clearly.

06/06/2018 - 12:21pm PosFingering?


06/03/2018 - 9:05pm Sir troll,

Don't bother yourself with my typo. Focus instead on upvoting yourself with your numerous accounts. I think you should be up to 600 in no time. Good work king of all trolliness.
All bow and behold the mineral king.

06/03/2018 - 8:51pm So you personally

Saw McDoom coaching. How do you know he enjoyed it? Where do you get such hot takes. I wish I was the mineral troll king.

06/03/2018 - 8:46pm When you troll as hard

As mineral king, you don't need the 't'

06/03/2018 - 8:42pm We win

This game this year.

06/03/2018 - 8:39pm No troll o' mineral

Peters will most likely start games this year. Why would he leave.

06/03/2018 - 8:35pm Nice sir troll.

Say something that is applicable to all schools outside of the SEC. ESPN is terrible you are correct. In what ways do you feel they have slighted UM, oh wise King of Minerals?

06/03/2018 - 6:10pm Sir Troll,

why hast though gone back to the genetalia obsession? You seem quite fixated. Also, you are wishing for power that you do not possess. 

I'm sorry, sir toll, if you feel that I am talking.... feces to you, but you see, even though your posts are not all trolling, you are indeed a troll.  When your account implodes, and I perdict it will, I want it well documented that you had been identified as such well in advance, your trolliness.

Your last statement is rife with irony.

06/03/2018 - 4:50pm Just doing my civic duty.

Besides Shea, does Michigan have any other good quarter backs?
What are your thoughts on the halo built into Michigan Stadium in 1998?
Is their anything on the diag you would avoid stepping on?
Which university started the forward pass?
Where is the building that houses student clubs?
Who would you rather have back, Woodson or Jake Long?
What was the worst loss UM had in football?

06/03/2018 - 4:32pm I'm sure that you are a troll


06/03/2018 - 4:29pm Oh how sir mighty roll

is now filling the board with mother jokes. What insights, how blessed are we to be in the ring with the great troll: Mineral King.

We are so pleased with you! 

06/03/2018 - 4:27pm Oh come on now, sir toll

your mind cannot be blown! You are the wisest amongst us. Oh hail, mineral king. Trolliest of the trolls, trolling around.

06/03/2018 - 4:25pm Oh heed the wise words of the trolliest

of mighty trolls; Behold the Mineral King. The Shea fan so adament, that he is willing to make up baselsess nonesense for what, I persume, is his own amusement. Anything other than a shea led 3 years of UM domination is not think-able. Only Shea is worthy of QBing so says the might toll: Mineral King!  




06/02/2018 - 7:43pm I'do not

Believe my post conveyed confusion on MKs position. What I am asserting is that it is obserd to suggest that the only way Izzo coaches in March is if he leaves for the NBA. This suggests that UM is going to knock MSU off each year or that MSU will never make a tourney run again. I don't like MSU but they will be competitive next year. I hope UM wins but to suggest a guarantee from a guy who has a consistent record of outlandish predictions, Shea worship, and is clearly the second account of other bad actors is worthy of being called out. His post adds no value.

06/02/2018 - 7:02pm There is a conditional statement in MKs post

"If Shea stays healthy..."

We can have great playmakers and not do well. It is obvious that we have great playmakers. His assertion is that if Shea is healthy we will make the playoffs. We can make the playoffs as a team. If Shea goes down, and it is my hope that he doesn't, it is next man up. FULL STOP.

06/02/2018 - 5:42pm Shea is a great QB and I hope he does well

We will do well if Shea doesn't stay healthy as well. Your post implies that our success is directly contingent on Shea. That ignores the other worthy contributors at that position, on the offense, and the entire defense. This isn't the Michigan Sheas. Shea is a Michigan Wolverines. I know this is obvious to most members here, but you have consistently missed this fact.

Stay safe out there MK. Enjoy your burrito

06/02/2018 - 4:07pm Plus one


06/02/2018 - 4:01pm I am calling you a troll

Because you are a troll. If you were funny, I would appreciate your work, but you are just a sad troll.

06/02/2018 - 4:00pm Plus one


06/02/2018 - 9:48am You made me

spit coffee through my nose - 

Well played unclothed whiskey maker

05/29/2018 - 8:55pm I resemble that


05/28/2018 - 4:45pm Walter!

You make me cry

05/28/2018 - 4:43pm Pool family beer brats

Go Blue

05/28/2018 - 4:39pm Fair enough

I am definitely excited with 2018.

I didn't know strib wasn't held in high regard. Not taking anything away from Long and Hill.

Go Blue

05/28/2018 - 11:02am 2016

We were a terrible call from making the playoffs. Strib and Lewis were the best corner backs in the country. They both now ply in the NFL. The catch Lewis made in fourth down against Wisconsin was super human. Add peppers, the defense was amazing.

The receiving core has some overlap in players, but with darbo and Chesson allowed Perry to be a true slot. In 2017, Perry was not offorded this opportunity. I don't see how one could argue against Butt being one of our best TEs at the precise time we were loaded on offense. He and darbo were third and five automatic converters in 2016.

Just my opinion. Watch highlights from 2016, it was a special season.

05/28/2018 - 9:32am Did ou watch the fsu

Game? Bunting came in and was immediately impactful

05/27/2018 - 9:30pm Hat tip to 2016

receiving core. Darbo and Chesson, Butt, Perry, Bunting (he replaced Butt on a dime).

Our corner back core will be hare pressed to replace Jordan Lewis and Channing Stribling. 2016 was a great year.


That said, lets beat OSU 2018!!