Indiana People vs. Ohio People
SIAP, but here's an eyebrow-raising excerpt from Bob Wojnowski of The Detroit News comparing Indiana people to those from Ohio.
"Wolverines-Boilermakers is merely the opener in a huge one-day clash between the neighboring states of Michigan and Indiana, a friendly, respectful border rivalry. It doesn’t quite garner the attention of the Michigan-Ohio spat, largely because Indiana people are proud, simple folk, while Ohio people are dolts with horrific behavioral issues."
September 22nd, 2017 at 6:06 PM ^
Calm down
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:28 PM ^
We call it a trifecta when it is a : Honda, Ohio License Plant, & Oriental Femal
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
Since you're repeating the sexist/racist slur, I will repeat the admonishment. It's offensive to see, and I'm not even Asian or female.
(I have been listening to Pinkerton a lot lately, so may be more easily triggered than usual!)
September 23rd, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo,
Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow,
Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottowa,Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattua, LaPaloma,Bangor,
Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo,
Pocotello, and Amperdllo. And Ann Arbor and Detroit. Shitty drivers are EVERYWHERE.
September 22nd, 2017 at 11:34 AM ^
Yet, my experience is that gas in Ohio is cheaper than in Michigan, or at least cheaper than Ann Arbor...even at Costco.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:47 AM ^
...called CBus the toilet of America. Must be why all of the buttholes go there.
September 22nd, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
and when my oldest daughter was about 3 years old she said that Ohio looked like a diaper.
Forever to be known as the Diaper State in our household.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:26 AM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:44 AM ^
I lived in a small town in Ohio for a couple years of my life. The people there weren't very different from those who I knew growing up in Michigan. The biggest difference I remember is the entire area would always come together on Friday night for high school football. That wasn't as big of a thing where I grew up.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:39 AM ^
of living in either state. Then again, I've never felt the urge to fuck my sister or drive a tractor to a grocery store.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:54 AM ^
I live in Ohio but still have a sense of humor.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:05 AM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 11:52 AM ^
your sister is not as smoking hot as mine. And most of us drive our ATVs into town these days, rather than the farm implements.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:41 AM ^
and having lived in Ohio for 4 years after graduation and now in Indiana for the last 40 years, I concur.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:54 AM ^
Born and raised in Michigan, have lived in Indiana for the last 30yrs.
Yes this is a broad simplification of an entire state...but it isn't that far off the mark, even Wojo is trolling an entire state.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:58 AM ^
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September 22nd, 2017 at 8:08 AM ^
Cumong man.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:41 AM ^
Chrissie Hynde is the best female rock vocalist of all time.
As for Ohio and Indiana ... eh, all states have their issues.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:52 AM ^
Janis Joplin would like a word with you sir. I mean, if she were alive she'd probably want a word with you. And Aretha Franklin (although she's not quite a "rock" vocalist most of the time). And Tina Turner. They're both alive, and would like a word with you. And for my money (YMMV), PJ Harvey, St. Vincent (Annie Clark) and Fiona Apple >>Chrissie Hynde.
(And I love me some Chrissie Hynde.)
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
:-) Nothing like stirring the pot with a declarative like "best of all time."
This comes down to how we might categorize. Had I said "greatest female vocalist" and left off the "rock" ... well, then we can have a pretty lively debate: Etta James, Patsy Cline, etc.
I nod approvingly to Janis, Aretha, and Tina. Love 'em all.
What I like about Chrissie Hynde is she's expressive without yelling or being too screechy. To my ear that created a certain constrained edginess I thought came across really well.
September 22nd, 2017 at 11:31 AM ^
That's the worst opinion I've ever heard.
Pat Benatar is on line one. Joplin on line two.
Stevie Nicks is on her way to your house with an axe.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:52 AM ^
Pretty sure it was just an honest slip of the mind, but you forgot Woodson pal. He wised up and decided to leave that fucking cess pit when he had the chance.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:31 AM ^
so the only good things to come from Ohio are Howard, Grbac, the Pretenders first few albums Harbaugh, Bo, and Woodson,
And that's it...
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:37 AM ^
Also Jeni's Ice Cream.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 10:43 AM ^
I also forgot two other things:
1) Little Kings Cream Ales - One of the most underrated of the malt beverages, used to buy them at the Blue Front in AA.
2) That girl from Toledo I hooked up with late night at Buttons bar in Perrysburg.
NOW I am done...
September 22nd, 2017 at 11:28 AM ^
and this remote control. and that's it.
September 22nd, 2017 at 6:23 PM ^
Little Kings. Love me some Little Kings!
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:26 AM ^
I mean, it's not nice to say, but he's not wrong.
At least if my daughter was a patio table (stay with me here), I would feel OK about her living in Indiana.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:36 AM ^
That whole article was actually pretty hilarious
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:39 AM ^
Indiana and Ohio are pretty much the same states. The people are as well. I've lived in Ohio my entire life and went to my grandparents' lakehouse in Indiana all the time growing up. I've had my fair share of experiences in both states and can't tell the difference between the people.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:51 AM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:57 AM ^
So we can safely assume Aunt Colorado, Uncle Washington and Cousin Oregon are all behind the garage getting high? While Cousin New Jersey is trying to figure out whether he can score with Cousin Pennsylvania, even though they're first cousins?
September 22nd, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
New Jersey's plan to score with anyone involves a healthy dose of rohypnol.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:53 AM ^
is that every member of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony was smart enough to take a one way ticket out of that shithole.
September 22nd, 2017 at 8:56 AM ^
As an Indiana resident, all I can say is that we don't all love basketball. Everybody assumes that since I live in indiana, I must be a huge basketball fan. And that I root for IU. Not a big basketball fan. And especially do not root for IU. I know it's not what the article is about, but had to get that off of my chest!
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:00 AM ^
Indiana has better euchre players too
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:08 AM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 11:33 AM ^
Underrated.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:17 AM ^
or does every Ohio person that drives in the left lane on the freeway go the speed limit or slower? That, and they never switch lanes to faster traffic.
Do these people have jobs??
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September 22nd, 2017 at 9:38 AM ^
We don't have a space program.
September 22nd, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
According to this (which may remind some of "American Nations"), you speak the truth: