DonAZ

December 23rd, 2016 at 1:01 PM ^

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
 
For those of us at a certain age ... the theme song is now stuck in your head.

LSAClassOf2000

December 23rd, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^

Although....a dolphin which predicted the timing of spring would actually be a nice change of pace. Quite honestly, I am in the same boat as you - Punxsutawney Phil really does get on my nerves, especially when he predicts an early spring  where he is and here in Michigan there is about 20 inches of snow on the ground. 

ArrogantAsshole

December 23rd, 2016 at 4:59 PM ^

Using the parallax theory, the Michigan ball was approximately 4 feet closer to Flipper at the time of his departure from the dock. Not suggesting Flipper is lazy, it just leaves open for debate the validity of the whole affair.