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12/27/2017 - 3:23pm Good call, let's all hit our

Good call, let's all hit our scrub pieces of rubber and plastic into that big dumb lake

04/24/2017 - 2:47pm Timing

How does this news just come out now, days before the Draft?  The Combine was nearly two months ago, I very much doubt it takes that long to test the sample.  Are NFL personnel privy to the results beforehand?  The failed test is not good, but it seems the timing of the news hurts Jabrill just as much...

12/23/2016 - 4:59pm Using the parallax theory,

Using the parallax theory, the Michigan ball was approximately 4 feet closer to Flipper at the time of his departure from the dock. Not suggesting Flipper is lazy, it just leaves open for debate the validity of the whole affair.

12/16/2016 - 8:44am That's an incredibly

That's an incredibly interesting river system.

11/20/2016 - 11:02pm Dawn and Old Spice are shitty

Dawn and Old Spice are shitty ohio-based products. Do not insult the man's video.

10/30/2015 - 3:59pm 36-13 Michigan

36-13 Michigan

08/04/2015 - 11:22am Driving a semi? Wouldn't

Driving a semi? Wouldn't doubt it.

03/25/2015 - 2:28pm Solid Marketing

That picture just screams "buy these nutritional supplements... or whatever"

11/27/2014 - 11:39am Got me

ha, thought I fixed it before anyone noticed...

11/27/2014 - 10:50am The state below usHas three

The state below us
Has three syllables in it
Not a true haiku

09/18/2014 - 12:55pm I was wondering the same

I was wondering the same thing. Explain yourself, OP

07/30/2014 - 10:50pm Hope everything works out for

Hope everything works out for him....


"There's not one player, not one player, since I've been a head coach that I kicked off the team that ever went anywhere and amounted to anything and accomplished anything, playing or academically." - Nick Saban

04/24/2014 - 8:28pm *Redmond


03/11/2014 - 1:43am Good stuff

ALL CAPS and bodyslams, the Hokelore continues...

02/28/2014 - 4:04pm The worst part

Red gloves? The eff

02/28/2014 - 12:41pm Beep Beep Beep

The Utah Valley Wolverines?

06/21/2013 - 11:19am -

The L is lower case... guess you can't be too picky at an ohio tattoo parlor though

01/28/2013 - 5:37pm you mean...


12/24/2012 - 3:32pm Lions


07/13/2012 - 9:53pm is it

ladies night?

07/06/2012 - 9:59am this is..

the future of fireworks

02/18/2012 - 4:18pm hate to kill buzzes...

...but this thread should be deleted, for now.

02/18/2012 - 4:09pm false

Sorry, but if the OP is basing it on that link he provided- which I assume he is- then he is misinformed.  The "two more commits" thread is refering to the Cass Tech duo. 

This would have been true a few hours ago, but not necessarily true now.

02/03/2012 - 1:03pm That's what you get for going

That's what you get for going to ohio

02/02/2012 - 9:55pm Jabroni

There are atleast 5 debatable points in your rant.


12/10/2011 - 11:01am old news

This article is seven months old.

Still, good for Braylon.

11/27/2011 - 12:53am ahhhh

the Berg

11/23/2011 - 4:16pm why


11/23/2011 - 11:20am Love the write-up Grantland

Love the write-up Grantland has of The Game:

Ohio State at Michigan — Columbus is managing its depression with visions of a new superstar coach, and Ann Arbor is full of righteous optimism (or, toward Ohio State, self-righteousness), but the Buckeyes still have more than enough talent to cause trouble, and beating Michigan would salvage their season. It would also send Luke Fickell out on a high note — assuming Buckeyes players have any interest in sending Luke Fickell out on a high note. For Michigan, it's the opposite. None of the good vibes it has enjoyed during the 2011 campaign will mean a whole lot if it loses to Ohio State again, for the eighth straight time, especially when Ohio State is vulnerable. Things won't get any easier next year, in the Horseshoe, with Braxton Miller a fully functioning quarterback and with Urban Meyer running things. Better go ahead and win this one, Wolverines. Better get off the schneide right damn now.

OK, reader, let's talk man to man. Life is wearing us pretty thin, and the holidays are only going to make things worse. Ohio State-Michigan is one of those venerable, old rivalries deserving of your undivided attention, and you deserve to be able to give it. Don't watch this game at home, where the girlfriends and wives and kids can mess with you. Don't watch this game at some newfangled, 500-TV, shares-a-parking-lot-with-Bed Bath & Beyond chain joint that serves neon-orange chicken wings. We need this, guys. Girls like '80s parties, and we like to sit in bars that seem like they haven't changed since 1964. I'm hoping for plenty of chippiness in this game. A lot of pile-ups that take a long time to untangle. A lot of running plays in which the back gets stood up but not taken to the ground and then the linemen from each team get on opposing sides of the guy and push until the refs blow the whistle 20 times, like a reverse tug-of-war. All that, and to keep us alert, a dose of streaking Florida speed in the form of Denard.

Let us watch this edition of Wolverines vs. Buckeyes in an old, off-white building that if you didn't know it was a bar, you'd think was a locksmith shop. One of those places where the barmaid is pushing 50, a cousin of the owner, and probably down on her luck. A bar with that smell that isn't good but is the perfect smell for a bar. Get off the grid, my friend. The season's almost over and then who knows what these women will have us doing on Saturdays? Leave the cell phone in the glove box. I'm even giving you permission to step outside during halftime and bum a smoke from the old guy you're going to meet who laughs in wheezes and drinks a brand of whiskey you've heard of but have never seen anyone drink. Let's claim a TV — with any luck a TV from before the flat-screen era, a TV with a body — and hide behind the closed blinds of a place with a vaguely Eastern European name that sits on the edge of a neighborhood that's about five decades past its prime.

10/24/2011 - 1:10pm #7, Red Berenson

#7, Red Berenson

10/19/2011 - 4:41pm At first glance it looks like

At first glance it looks like either a giant onesie a large baby would wear or a long underwear piece, similar to what I imagine a plow driver throws on the morning after a hard snow.

10/10/2011 - 6:12pm Believe I just heard Terry

Believe I just heard Terry Francona say "I've never seen a kid more comfortable in the clubhouse with just a pair of shower shoes and nothing else on."

09/07/2011 - 3:23pm that's beautiful

that's beautiful

08/26/2011 - 10:22am I catch your drift,

I catch your drift, O.P.  Forty-nine pairs of athletic shoes smells of something foul.

08/25/2011 - 11:10am Unfortunately

Hopslam has a very brief brewing season (early Spring?), I don't believe you'll find it on tap anywhere this time of year. 

08/18/2011 - 11:26pm What is the obvious reason

What is the obvious reason you missed the play?

07/29/2011 - 10:56am You mean 'freshmen'

You mean 'freshmen'

07/21/2011 - 11:20am That's a quote from the

That's a quote from the pilot. 

Grudge is still on.

07/01/2011 - 6:36pm I wouldn't get too excited-

I wouldn't get too excited- not now, at least.  I think/hope Kenny has learned this team can get him into the playoffs, with a top-3 seed, but needs a new component to push for the Cup.  We haven't had much spending cash for the trade deadline over the past few years, but this year we have the chance at landing a big fish.  I expect a back up-goalie to be signed, and Griffins to fill the remaining spots, and I expect signing a proven top forward come the trade deadline.

06/09/2011 - 1:10pm  creative

 creative [kriːˈeɪtɪv]


1. characterized by originality of thought; having or showing imagination
06/09/2011 - 1:05pm usually i wouldn't associate

usually i wouldn't associate with people who amuse themselves at ohio turnpike rest stops


but i just did

05/18/2011 - 8:02pm 156 offers

156 offers is what another paywall site tells me

05/01/2011 - 6:22pm that poor deer

I've hit one deer with a car in my 26 years on this planet, and it was on Main Street in Ann Arbor of all places, just north of downtown.

03/10/2011 - 2:55pm -

Please do not refer to them as tOSU, that's disgusting.