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Brian

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[Bryan Fuller]

#2 overall. That's the softball team's seed for the upcoming NCAA tournament:

Ann Arbor Regional – May 20-22 at Ann Arbor, Michigan

Notre Dame (41-11) vs. Miami (OH) (34-21)

Valparaiso (18-32) vs. No. 2 seed Michigan* (46-5)

Notre Dame should present the toughest test for Michigan. The two teams didn't play this year and there's very little in the way of common opponents; ND is ranked around 20th in the national polls and is thus a considerably tougher second-round opponent than you'd generally expect—it's the equivalent of a one-seed in the basketball tournament drawing a six-or seven-seed in round two.

MGoUser South Bend Wolverine has written excellent previews the past couple years and we pinged him; we hope to front-page it later this week.

Exit Rawak. Chrissi Rawak is leaving Michigan to become Delaware's AD. Rawak is a name those of you who have read Endzone probably remember. Rawak, Dave Brandon's second-in-command, features prominently both as a symbol of the change Brandon wrought and as a crutch increasingly forced to take on roles that she's not comfortable in. The book makes it clear that she was rather divisive, especially amongst the old hands forced out because of a lack of personal loyalty to Brandon.

I'm skeptical anyone Brandon could rely on so comprehensively was a good fit with my ideal Michigan athletic department, so the move is a win-win. Rawak gets an AD job with winged helmets to ease her transition, and a prominent Brandon apparatchik is no longer wondering what's wrong with a giant noodle ad in the Big House.

Ever aft… uh. Speaking of the Before Times, infamous Dave Brandon mansion "Ever After" is up for sale for a cool seven million dollars.

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Not pictured is the other plaque by the gate, for obviou's reasons:

ever-after

May its next resident be better at apostrophes and email.

I still can't get over the spectacular hubris of naming your home the thing that fairy tales say after the princess gets rescued by the dashing prince. If there was ever a better example of "be about it, don't talk about it" I can't think of one. The same hubris that caused "Ever After" is the one that caused "find a new team" and eventually resulted in the thing being put up for sale. It's nice to know that cosmic justice does strike, at least occasionally.

Relevant to our interests. Ian Boyd writes on how 4-3 defenses—that would be us—are adapting to the "smashmouth spread"—that would be OSU. MSU's defense features prominently, as they've increasingly found their safeties matched up one-on-one with receivers they cannot hang with. You may remember a number of Jake Rudock passes in last year's game that would have been touchdowns had they been accurate; Baylor and Oregon have also made a habit out of bombing it deep to slot types.

Michigan's changed so much over the past few years that it's hard to draw any conclusions from what they're doing. (Other than "don't do that against OSU again.") MSU's adapted, as teams constantly do; Boyd says that to cope with smashmouth spreads that run a lot of RPO these are the key components:

To make this style of man/zone combination work a defense has to have a few particular components. The first is a lockdown corner to play man coverage on the weakside. If the opposing team has an ace WR in that spot and love to throw him the ball on standard downs then this scheme is DOA without a corner that can match him.

The second is a pair of DEs that are fundamentally sound and good at responding to different blocks. If that DE can't consistently contain the ball inside on the weakside this scheme can get into trouble fast.

Finally, the strong safety should be a player worth featuring as a free hitter against the run game.

Michigan appears to check all these boxes, pending the resolution of the WDE spot, and looks set to be a 4-3 over team this fall.

The other thing you haven't considered. Steve Politi keeps banging the War On Rutgers drum because all of a sudden his articles are clicked when he does this. I keep banging on the War On Rutgers drum because it is deeply hilarious to me. Anyway, this episode:

Now that we have the seeds of a Rutgers-Michigan feud planted,

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now that we have the New Jersey high school coaches lining up behind their state university in an eye-popping show of solidarity,

against Paramus Catholic with Rutgers as a proxy

now that we have a reason for the national college football media to pay attention to our state in early June,

no

we should probably point this out:

Satellite camps are a farce.

yes, but not for the reasons you think.

The rest of the article is the usual reiteration of Politi's worldview that Harbaugh is a Machiavellian manipulator of the media and "fake," whatever that means. Anyone who's laid eyes on Harbaugh knows that his personality is on full display, and at maximum volume, at all times. This insistence that the guy is anything other than genuine is the least convincing rival smack talk I have come across. Crazy, sure. Phony, no. That's the equivalent of accusing David Shaw of being excessively emotional.

One strikeout. A couple times this space has wondered why Michigan State was telling people they expected three sixth-year players back when none of them seemed to have any case. Here's the resolution to one of those cases:

Veteran defensive tackle Damon Knox will not play for the Spartans in 2016 and has decided instead to pursue a career in law enforcement, the school announced on Friday afternoon.

MSU didn't even submit paperwork for him; as of a few weeks ago they hadn't done so for either of the other two guys, LB Ed Davis and OL Brandon Clemons. This is a really weird situation: it seems like the relevant persons at MSU are unaware that a sixth year is much harder to get than a fifth year.

The spin here rankles a little. Knox didn't get a sixth year because he never had a case for one. It's not because he has a passion for The Law. but the aforementioned oddity means outlets who haven't been paying much attention write articles like this:

There’s something you don’t see every day.

Friday, Michigan State announced that defensive tackle Damon Knox will not be returning to the Spartans for a sixth season.  The reason?  The lineman has decided to pursue a career in the field of law enforcement.

Uh… no. That's not CFT's fault They're just aggregating a story. It is the fault of the universally credulous Spartan beat, which will get around to investigating Max Bullough's suspension any day now.

Etc.: Rutgers fans remind each other to thank Jim Delany for "the biggest gift the school had received since Colonel Rutgers donated the money to revive the college back in the 1820s," which is accurate.

People attempting to purchase Budweiser-taunting "Murica" beer disappointed to discover it doesn't exist. Hey man take a cue from InBev and just put the same beer in a different package. Just one incoming hockey recruit, Will Lockwood, mentioned amongst the top 100 prospects for the upcoming NHL draft in an extensive article. BU is cleaning up.

Again, I would like to apologize to dogs for my insensitive comments about their intelligence.

Comments

Brian Griese

May 16th, 2016 at 1:02 PM ^

but I see another grammar mistake in douchery: I feel it should read "...came together to dream, design and build..." not  "....came together to dream, and to design and build..." 

In most circumstances you shouldn't use "and" twice in a sentence.  On top of that, it's really unnecessary in the form they have since it's the second item of a 3 part list.  

Drbogue

May 16th, 2016 at 12:54 PM ^

That is one ugly fuckin' house. It looks like one giant corporate waiting room. Man... talk about sterile.

Wolverine In Exile

May 16th, 2016 at 1:17 PM ^

Couple observations:

* What's with all the marble sea lions / seals near all the bathtubs / jacuzzis? Me thinks there's a fetish diagnosis there waiting to happen

* Notice how all the stuff "normal" people would want to highlight like trophies / awards, gold ball plaques, etc (and I bet his diploma) are in the small drop ceiling "basement" room. The "office" areas in the upstairs are perfectly manicured from a presentation point of view with NO personalization / character (I bet even the books are perfumed with an artificial mahogany & leather odor). Perfectly staged... just like Brandon's life.

* And along with that, there's SO MUCH GLASS in that house. Form the windows, to the artwork, to the cabinets full of glass ware and sculptures. I couldn't live there in a million years even if I had the money because I have three kids. Again, me thinks the person who lives there has a "fragile" personality...

* I'm not a civil engineer by any means, but with that house on that much of a slope near a steep drop off to the river, that place seems like an erosion disaster waiting to happen in 20 years...

* and finally, the listing said a "2 story" garage.. I only saw one. Unless the 2nd floor garage is the one that backs right up to the master bedroom suite. So that Brandon can act out his Batman fantasies.

JeepinBen

May 16th, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^

I know photos are "staged" for listings and such, but this doesn't look like a home. It looks like a corporate hotel, which is so fitting. The living rooms, dining rooms, etc. they don't look like a place to have a family meal, rather a corporate planning session.

It's exactly what I'd picture a multi-millionaire would think a house should look like.

I wish I had more money than sense.

evenyoubrutus

May 16th, 2016 at 1:31 PM ^

They probably hired a professional to come in and prepare the home for showing, so it may have looked much different when he wasn't selling it. And yes, someone who's about to drop $7M on a house like that is probably expecting to entertain a lot of wealthy guests/clients etc, so that is what prospective buyers are probably looking at. 

1VaBlue1

May 16th, 2016 at 1:37 PM ^

Yeah, corporate hotel...  I was thinking of a huge yacht, both the decor and style look like something from the 80's that yacht designers still think is awesome.  I get staging a house, but how does one live in that sterile an environment, with no character.  There is no warmth in color anywhere.  The basement room with the sectional and sofa, all pointing in towards each other, and no entertainment in sight - no TV, stereo, bar, anything...

No family can actually live there...

MGoStretch

May 16th, 2016 at 2:31 PM ^

That does NOT look like a place where anyone would live Happily Ever After, it looks like an "edgy" late 1990s convention center/hotel trying to be cool.  Even if the realtors depersonalized it a bit for staging purposes, I'm quite sure they didn't edit out all color, sense or warmth or character.  It was a little surprising to view a 7M house and actually wonder if I would like to live there.

Schecky

May 16th, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^

Looked at 92 photos and your (Wolverine in Exile) fourth observation was my main takeaway.  Working in the home building industry will do that to you.  And also, God help whomever has to maintain that brick paver driveway.

Ali G Bomaye

May 16th, 2016 at 1:38 PM ^

It honestly makes me wonder how that apostrophe got there. The options are:

  1. Brandon didn't notice.  Meaning that he was oblivious to the entrance to his own home.
  2. Brandon didn't realize it was incorrect.
  3. Brandon noticed it was incorrect, but didn't bother to have it changed.

None of those options reflect positive qualities for a guy leading a major athletic department.

The Mad Hatter

May 16th, 2016 at 1:04 PM ^

I'd buy that house just to burn it to the ground.  Or maybe turn it into the "Museum of Bad Ideas".

Also, he's out of his fucking mind asking $6.9 mil for that place.  Half of that, maybe.

Wolverine In Exile

May 16th, 2016 at 3:24 PM ^

It just looked bad from the outside, but it had all the features you'd possibly want in that class of vehicle. Same with the Pontiac Vibe. They both suffered from some poor exterior finish choices and, sadly, the Pontiac nameplate. 

If you want an example of the same thing, but the other way, look no further than the Ford Flex. As my aunt says, "as long as you can get past how it looks on the outside, it's a FABULOUS car and the best ride I've ever had in a crossover vehicle"

Blue 8198

May 16th, 2016 at 1:17 PM ^

 

Veteran defensive tackle Damon Knox will not play for the Spartans in 2016 and has decided instead to pursue a career in law enforcement, the school announced on Friday afternoon.

 

StephenRKass

May 16th, 2016 at 1:39 PM ^

I think Ever After is (mostly) a beautiful house. Gorgeous location, lots of nice touches. Having said that, I'm not jealous. I wouldn't want to live there, and if I had that kind of money, I wouldn't spend it that way. It is a bit cold and sterile. But still beautiful.

I lived about a year out near Pasadena, California. There were some beautiful homes out there. There were some communities that had lots and lots of money. But it always struck me that there were some extremely wealthy people who were content with life, and didn't feel the need to "prove" themselves to anyone. They weren't ostentatious, and didn't waste all their money on possessions to impress others. 

Brian gets at this with his past criticisms of Brandon and Brandon's "Branding" of Michigan. There is something right about not flaunting what you have. Not making sure everyone else knows about it. There is something pathetic about having to prove your success to those around you. 

I don't know exactly where Harbaugh lives, and I'm not going to Google it. But I'm guessing that his digs are much more "normal," even though he has certainly made it financially.

I lived with a fellow Michigan student who crashed Schembechler's house as a high school student, coming to a party in a normal neighborhood and singing "Hail to the Victors" with Moose antlers in a group of several other high school students. And Bo loved it (of course it was a victory that day).

Bo had all the success in the world, but he was down to earth, and could spot a fraud in a heartbeat. I don't know how and why it happened, but Brandon missed this, somehow. On the one occasion I met Brandon in person, you could sense that he was full of himself, as he tolerated the hoi polloi in a bemused, disinterested way. I am glad he is gone.

El Jeffe

May 16th, 2016 at 2:11 PM ^

Nice post, and I agree with 99% of it, except for the penultimate sentence, which I have fixed for you below:

On the one occasion I met Brandon in person, you could sense that he was full of himself, as he despised the hoi polloi in a haughty, exploitative way.

You're welcome.