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You obviously never played…

You obviously never played in the Oakland Activities Association against Bloomfield Hills, Birmingham, or Lathrup :)

I remember playing in the mid 90s against Seaholm I think, and they had a point guard that wore a yamaka and had white Nike hightops with "Air River Jordan" on them in sharpee marker. Dude was a ball handling wizard but couldn't shoot for his life. 

USA Hockey Arena is right…

USA Hockey Arena is right there, 15-20 min from campus and 20 min from most of metro Detroit. Forget Toledo, why we couldn't put together a bid for friggin Novi, Michigan I can't for the life of me. 

I think as soon as Ohio St…

I think as soon as Ohio St gets eliminated, Michigan goes up to 100%. 

With 5 hockey east teams…

With 5 hockey east teams likely in the tourney, Michigan is one of the teams with the most geographic flexibility. Read the uscho bracketology article weekly and you'll see what I mean. The #2 seed vs #3 Michigan is a game that could be swapped to any region to get the geographic continuity for the #1 seeds that the committee tries to keep intact (aka, they try their damndest to get every Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire team playing to all be at rinks that touch the Boston commuter rail map). 

Seen here, a preview of the…

Seen here, a preview of the opening face off between UM and OSU for the tourney title. The Schifsky-Moldenaur-Eernisse line is starting if not obvious... 

On a related note, because…

On a related note, because it's hockey... Congrats to the Washtenaw United girls high school hockey team for winning the stae championship last weekend, 5-1 over Cranbrook. Washtenaw Utd is a combined HS varsity team for any girls from a Washtenaw County high school that doesn't have varsity girls hockey (Pioneer has a team and Skyline and Huron combine into Skyron for the girls season). Most of the players are from Saline, Dexter, and Chelsea, but there have been Fr Gabriel Richard, Green hills, Ypsi, Lincoln, and next year Whitmore Lake in the program. Many of the girls on the team have UM alums as parents, and a couple are active faculty members. Their uniforms are Blue, Maize, and Silver-- a tribute to their heritage out of the Ann Arbor Cougars girls club program that wore UM knockoffs for their existence. 

Next week's gimmicky Top 5…

Next week's gimmicky Top 5 list: Ben Franklin inventions or jobs that double as a sexual entendre.

Good coaching that enforced…

Good coaching that enforced a repeatable structure, reasonable recruiting success, and getting an A-/A college hockey goalie. 

Flip either MSU's goalie to this year's UM team and we're a solid 2 seed trying for a 1 seed with a BTT victory. I'm still not the biggest Naurato fan because I'm not sold on his ability to put in and enforce structure with a winning defensive system, but if you get a better than B+ goalie on an average Naurato team and we'll outscore most of the opponents. 

What in the glorious hell…

What in the glorious hell was the intermission music???? "Gopher Mambo"???

 

Also, Noah West is not a good goalie. 

Seth... sorry man, but there…

Seth... sorry man, but there was only one marital alliance between Hapsburg and Romanov lines.. a daughter of a Romanov married a Hapsburg in the early 1700s. Remarkably, those two lines stayed essentially separated throughout the existence of the Romanov dynasty. You need to apologize to Craig.

Wanna see what the highest…

Wanna see what the highest viewed ratings wise game is in the history of college football? See that ND @ Michigan first round playoff game. Super Bowl like numbers. 

He was also pretty tight…

He was also pretty tight with a lot of the defensive staff in the 2021 year. Used to see him at Shawn Nua's house frequently. 

100% Columbian Black Tar…

100% Columbian Black Tar Heroin mixed with Fruit Snacks for football junkies. 

Exactly. At this point we're…

Exactly. At this point we're playing for two things:

1) get #3 seed in B1G tourney so we host a first round playoff series.

2) stay above 12 spot in pairwise so we stay out of a 4 seed placement in the NCAA 's. 

Encouraging to see a bounce back weekend from our d-corps. 2 solid d pairings + a playable third means our 5 goal a game average will have us picking up at least 4 points every weekend from here on out. 

The failure of Truscott,…

The failure of Truscott, Duke, *and* Warren to not be reliable stay at home defensemen has been THE weakness on this team. You can probably survive with one of those three being subpar, but having all three being risks and your best defensemen being an offensive minded one (granted an All-American level one) is not a formula for success. The team NEEDS one of three of Truscott, Duke, or Warren to be a reliable partner with Casey, and a second to not be a trainwreck in the third period with Edwards and things will be fine*. 

*Fine being this is at best a 2nd round team, probably not a Frozen Four contender. Which after the last two seasons, is perfectly fine. Also why it's really important to stay in that Top 12 band so we don't draw one of the Top 4 seeds in Round 1.

This has been my worry…

This has been my worry though with Narauto... Are we getting the college hockey equivalent of Steve Spurrier (a lot of innovative offense, maybe just enough defense to win big), or are we getting Lincoln Riley who seems to not know *how* to coach defense?  And yes, I've been worried about this since his hire. There doesn't seem to be a defensive structure that's emphasized or drilled, and that shows when the team has to close out a game in the third. 

Hart and Campbell become co…

Hart and Campbell become co-OC's (run gm coordinator, pass gm coordinator), keep position coaching titles on them. Find a TE coach. Playcalling is Campbell's responsibility with inputs from Hart during game. 

Bigger loss for assistants to me is Jay Harbaugh from a Special Teams and recruiting perspective. 

Assuming Minter goes, we should try and get Wink Martindale to come here with an assoc HC title with the knowledge that he leaves after a year, and then I feel better promoting either Clinkscale or Elston to DC.

Jimmy "Spiderman" Allen. I…

Jimmy "Spiderman" Allen. I was 5 years old when "Another One Bites the Dust" blew the doors off the Metro Detroit area. I still have the 45 in my closet. 

Get out of here with your…

Get out of here with your nonsense, Bugalugs

A new company took over…

A new company took over ownership and management of the Ice Cube (and now KV in Brighton). If the U wanted to do a deal on expanding the Cube to add additional practice sheets so that Yost could be reserved for varsity practice and games only, now would be the time. 

Re: varsity letters for…

Re: varsity letters for girls hs hockey

Many of the "united" teams in the mghshl (Washtenaw, Livingston, traverse City) are dealing with the same problem with individual high schools. It's not just a Livonia problem, sadly

"Yeah, run at a friendly…

"Yeah, run at a friendly butt"

 

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That last section is why I…

That last section is why I have my company now pay to fly me on Delta, direct, where ever I go. If I can't get there direct it better be to get one of those giant lottery winner checks, because ain't no way I'm flying connecting through one of hell's portals (Atlanta, LaGuardia, OHare, Midway) anymore. Homey don't got time or patience anymore for that shiznit.

Wait they still are printing…

Wait they still are printing physical magazines? I thought everything was NFTs (eye roll)

Being only two when it…

Being only two when it happened, I always wondered what it was like when Team USA beat the Soviets in 1980, and THEN had to play the Gold Medal game. Now I know. When it was 20-13 and JJ was staring down a third and long with no one open, that was our "if you lose this game you're taking it to your f*g grave" moment. He got the first down and from then on it was "we are not losing this game". 

The Rose Bowl was our Lake Placid, Bama was our USSR game; Saban was our Viktor Tikhonov. Washington was our Finland. This was our Miracle. 

Minter is going to make a…

Minter is going to make a LOT of money for someone next year, as a Head Coach or NFL DC. Thank you for getting us the payoff for the last four year narrative. 

Q1 and Q4 were the game plan…

Q1 and Q4 were the game plan. Misdirection, play action passing, and just a touch of timely QB running to keep the defense honest. Q2 & Q3 were the antithesis of our effective offense this year, trying to much "smart" stuff. The stuff them in a locker approach and then punish the LBs for overplaying is the most Harbaugh way to win a game in the history of Harbaugh games. 

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This is a WWE Big E game…

This is a WWE Big E game right now. If trends hold, I want a "I Want Two Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat" t shirt in the store on Tuesday morning. 

Ryan Day's wife is now…

Ryan Day's wife is now looking at Uber estimates from Arlington, TX to Columbus, OH

If this ends 14-3, are we…

If this ends 14-3, are we even sure Day makes it back to Columbus? Does he get Kiffin'd at the airport tarmac?

You're assuming Milton puts…

You're assuming Milton puts it anywhere near an Iowa defender... or his own receiver. 

CHICAGO. BEARS.

CHICAGO. BEARS.

I like Penn St v. Ole Miss…

I like Penn St v. Ole Miss from a competition standpoint, and I'm assuming that Dart is going to play for Ole Miss. 

 

I think the Orange and Cotton are going to be hot garbage piles of games with all the opting out by all teams involved. I'm looking at the OSU - Mizzou line and it's changed from OSU -6.5 and now it's OSU -3

Just putting this for…

Just putting this for posterity:

Tory Taylor, Iowa Punter-- 4119 punting yards through 13 games

Rex Grossman, Florida QB in his "F it I'm throwing deep cause the OBC told me so" year (2001)-- 3896 passing yards in 12 games. 

Should: Washington, Michigan…

Should: Washington, Michigan, FSU, Texas

Will: Michigan, Washington, Texas, Alabama

Iowa gonna die. We're going…

Iowa gonna die. We're going to be able to throw 5-7 (8?) people at the line consistently because Iowa ain't got nobody like Ohio State's receiving corps.

He made a lot of Indiana…

He made a lot of Indiana connections when he was with the Colts and IU. I was in Dayton during that time period and coworkers of mine from Indy area ended up becoming friends with him- they were native Hoosiers and said he became pretty in with the Indy area HS coaches and ingratiated himself with the community in his sort time there. 

(Swedish Chef's kiss)

(Swedish Chef's kiss)

I kept looking for Michigan…

I kept looking for Michigan State on the win expectancy chart... but egads, the models had them at 4.3 wins. 

Iowa has punted for more…

Iowa has punted for more yards than all but one Steve Spurrier at Florida QB had passing yards in a season. (Rex Grossman, 2001, 3896 yds passing). With likely two games remaining, Iowa is all but guaranteed to surpass that. Punting is Winning, indeed.

Or a Stone Cold Stunner…

Or a Stone Cold Stunner. Then climb up on the dais and have someone throw him a pint of whole milk. 

I mean Ric Flair is a known…

I mean Ric Flair is a known and trusted agent of the program. Why not just win the game and then when Pettiti is expecting Harbaugh on stage, lights go out and The Nature Boy's theme music comes blaring on the loudspeaker to accept the trophy on the team's behalf. Pettiti will have a Mr McMahon like look on his face. 

The FG at the end was 100%…

The FG at the end was 100% the right call. Force the Buckeyes to go all out for a TD or else. They got chunk plays but you saw Harrison was completely gassed. 

Only through NSA encrypted…

Only through NSA encrypted comm systems using the latest in starlink enabled beyond line of sight techniques. 

You say it broke the laws of…

You say it broke the laws of physics and common decency. 

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Next week's o/u for Iowa -…

Next week's o/u for Iowa - Nebraska is at 27.5. tied the historical low set by Iowa earlier this year. And I'm going to predict that might drift down another point with the number of sickos that are going to bet the under right now. 

An Iowa-USC (checks tie-in…

Double dreaded triple post

An Iowa-USC (checks tie-in…

Dreaded double post

An Iowa-USC (checks tie-in…

An Iowa-USC (checks tie-in agreements)... Las Vegas Bowl (!) would be sexy as hell. Like watching two street hookers fight over the window to a pulled-up Ferrari.