MICH win will cause me to...
So Brian always comes up with funny "win will cause me to:" statements
What are your best "win over OSU will cause me to"s?
I'll start:
WIN will cause me to: stay up for all of next week and trawl OSU blogs while hoping the collective
disbelief of the 100,000+ truck drivers sucks the entire city into the 12th plane of torment soon after M fans leave.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
November 27th, 2010 at 12:40 AM ^
If Michigan beats Ohio State on Saturday, I'll be the first one jerking off all over myself.
It gets interesting because I'm married with two young children, so they'll have to witness the entire thing.
November 27th, 2010 at 1:02 AM ^
If Michigan upsets Ohio State, I'll jerk you off (no homo... okay a little).
Disclaimer: In the case of the University of Michigan does in fact the Ohio State University in football, this offer is void and no masturbation aid will occur.
November 27th, 2010 at 5:15 AM ^
a little weird. I kinda feel like I need to say a few more hail mary's this week.
November 27th, 2010 at 1:54 AM ^
Eat my stethoscope.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
Be content and never ask the gods for anything else for at least another year.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:39 PM ^
Go visit my neighborhood bar, an Ohio State establishment, to enjoy a few beverages. With my Henne Capital One Bowl Game jersey on.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
sorry your neighborhood has such an establishment.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:55 PM ^
I know. In Portland, Oregon of all places. Sports bar goes up, I get happy, go visit bar, notice an inordinate amount of Stanley Jackson memorabilia, I get angry.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
An osu bar in such a cultured place? I didn't know Portland had a ghetto. What's next? A brothel in Vatican City?! Haha
November 26th, 2010 at 9:44 PM ^
That's the worst thing ever.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^
Drink, be happy, procreate.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
Michigan has a better chance of winning than I do procreating.
November 27th, 2010 at 3:51 AM ^
Are you robot as well?
November 26th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
I'll buy shots for everyone who can find me!
November 26th, 2010 at 8:56 PM ^
Your info is all over RecruitU, Mr. Jeff Contizano. I will hunt you down and you will buy me shots after we win tomorrow.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:45 PM ^
.....so this is awkward....
November 26th, 2010 at 10:57 PM ^
Damn it.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
Win will give me the energy to write all the papers that I've been putting off
November 26th, 2010 at 8:45 PM ^
amen!
November 26th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
...not break some random object for the first time in seven years.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
There is every bit the great chance that if we could pull off a win, we get taken for the Outback or Gator over Iowa and PSU even though they might be higher in conference standings.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:43 PM ^
need to shut this guy up....
November 26th, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
Cry -- Tears of Joy
November 26th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^
If we won I think tears will be streaming. From joy and from the release of pain.
Please can we beat these motherfuckers!!
November 26th, 2010 at 9:37 PM ^
No doubt about it.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
I will make love to the first person I see while singing Hail the Victors.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:49 PM ^
Win will cause me to look over my shoulder to make sure Blue_Drew isn't there trying to make love to me.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:00 PM ^
Be at your house at 4 pm.
Be gentle.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
i'd be just as happy as anyone else, but you may want to reconsider this one. at least get his or her consent first, okay?
November 26th, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
Call up some of my sparty friends and family and tell them that Big brother will always be there for them....
November 26th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^
I will root for Sparty to lose, pop a bottle of '43 Chateau Margeaux, and wait for the hellfire of the Apocalypse because it will be The Perfect Day.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
...find a field to rush
November 26th, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^
A win will cause Cat images on this site to = awesomeness from now on; and every time I see a person from Ohio State I will carry this picture in my wallet and pull it out and put it in their face....
November 26th, 2010 at 8:52 PM ^
ohhhhhhhhh, I get it now. The text is funny because it's supposed to be like the cat is saying it, but we all know cats can't talk? Am I close?
November 26th, 2010 at 10:20 PM ^
Here you go.
November 27th, 2010 at 3:55 AM ^
ohhhhhh, I get it now. This comment is supposed to be funny because you are being ironic but we all know that you can't be ironic? Am I close?
November 26th, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^
grin ridiculously for at least a week
November 26th, 2010 at 8:50 PM ^
Drink until I can't feel my feelings. Then drink tomorrow morning to relive those feelings.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
A win will cause me to try and remind myself to to get totally shitfaced so I can remember the actual feeling after we win.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:56 AM ^
My hangovers.
What do you do to relieve stress?
Drink.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
...to plot how to get my soul back from the devil.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:56 PM ^
Yep, you win. That will happen to me.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
Outrageous.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:13 PM ^
I was SO going to use this in a post tomorrow if we win. Ah well, great minds think alike eh?
November 27th, 2010 at 5:22 AM ^
you work for the TSA.
November 26th, 2010 at 8:57 PM ^
I've literally stared at this thread for the last 5 minutes thinking of what I would do if we win this game. I guess I never thought I'd have to think that far ahead...