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Date Title Body
03/19/2015 - 9:25am That was Jake Fisher...

Dann played at WMU, graduated last year.

12/11/2013 - 5:03pm Yeah, so...

If left alone in a room with G.I. Joe toys from the '80s... I'd play with them.

 

Wait... is that an opinion or an admission?  Screw it.

11/25/2013 - 2:02pm Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha...

Something about peckers... I dunno.  Woodpeckers shouldn't be coaches.

 

 

11/24/2013 - 8:24pm Ah...

So they're male...

 

You might as well tell us the rest, Coach.

 

09/25/2013 - 2:37pm Well then...

I'll just stop, drop and roll.

 

And then get up and laugh.  And then go eat a taco.

 

Huzzah... internet poem fights!

06/15/2013 - 10:42pm Do you let Robin drive it?

*

05/28/2013 - 7:47pm The Gants...

Tony and Allen.

05/02/2013 - 12:56pm Not cool...

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/KatHuynh3984/Halloween2006026.jpg

03/06/2013 - 3:42pm Hawkeye,

Klinger, Radar, Hot Lips, you know... the whole gang.

 

EDIT: Damn, responded in the wrong spot!

03/04/2013 - 6:44pm OED in hand,

no doubt.

02/28/2013 - 1:24pm Yes...

I have Crowpuppy and Moleskyn.

02/11/2013 - 9:57am So...

I shouldn't hold out hope for Nike Freehs to hit shelves anytime soon.

 

Disappointing.  

01/29/2013 - 2:13pm Close...

He means someone the size of Norfleet but with the speed and strength of Pipkins.

 

 

01/20/2013 - 7:37pm Hmmm...

Are their names on his bookcovers yet?

 

Do high school kids use bookcovers anymore?

 

Do they use books?

 

Why are my fingernails painted?

01/17/2013 - 1:47pm Dewd...

I live in the attic.

01/17/2013 - 10:54am Wow...

This fake girlfriend gets around!

11/24/2012 - 8:46pm Love the salty language...

Makes me feel like I'm hanging out with the guys...

And not doing laundry at home with my wife and little dog.

 

Yay!

11/24/2012 - 7:33pm SHOULD HAVE OPEN THE HOLE.

Now I know what to write on my pitchfork!

08/27/2012 - 11:26pm Huh?

Clarence Beeks got locked in a cage with a horny gorilla at the end of Trading Places...

 

He's paid his dues, now you're just piling on.

08/07/2012 - 3:41pm Are you guys drunk?

Wish I was drunk.

07/03/2012 - 3:36pm Yeah...

I'll never look up my childhood friend T.S. Hooker again.

06/27/2012 - 9:49pm Prove it.

*

03/24/2012 - 6:34pm Well...

It's the second most appropriate place to get that tattooed on your body.

 

Good luck finding a tattoo artist to put one on the most appropriate place.

 

Eww.

03/22/2012 - 3:51pm Could be worse...

 

Sooo... yeah.  Much worse.

02/10/2012 - 2:37pm Aces... there can be only one...

02/09/2012 - 4:37pm I see...

He is announcing that he will be giving Michigan the silent treatment.

 

 

02/09/2012 - 4:22pm Sure...

It's pronounced trev-or.

 

Kind of counterintuitive...

02/05/2012 - 5:38pm J.J. Denman?

Did he not sign with Rutgers?  I must've missed that.

01/20/2012 - 2:01pm Come on...

While I'm no fan of MD, I find it wildly inappropriate to keep insisting that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZO.

So, just so we're clear, I can't agree with the notion that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZOO.

 

RIP Maids.
01/17/2012 - 9:31pm Yes...

But the last three pounds are the heaviest!

 

Huzzah!

01/17/2012 - 11:02am So they aren't closing Gap?

Thank god... I'm in need of another pair of overpriced khakis.

01/09/2012 - 10:08pm Well, if boobz aren't okay...

Then I'm almost positive that peckers are out too.

 

Rats.

 

 

01/04/2012 - 12:50pm Wow...

The narration at the end of the Holly Rowe video is classic...

"What a bee-otch." 

Kids say the darndest things.  Good for a chuckle.

12/26/2011 - 7:51pm Both from my wife:

Best, on Christmas eve: a druken, "Psst... I think I may be bisexual."

Worst, on Christmas morning: a hungover, "Don't worry... I'm completely straight."

 

Thanks Honey... that's a load off.

 

 

11/18/2011 - 1:58pm Dude...

Your parameters... they're invalid.

 

Edit: Now they're valid.  Congratulations to you and your parameters.

10/08/2011 - 10:48am RIP Al...

I guess I'll cancel my Denard Robinson Raiders jersey order now...

 

As odd and as off putting as Al could be, he was truly an innovator.

08/29/2011 - 10:21am Well...

I've always been partial to the name Bert.

 

If you want it, it's yours.  I'll just name my kids something else.

08/26/2011 - 11:59pm Nice!

Freddie Mitchell FTW.

08/26/2011 - 8:39pm Totally agree.

#Youtoldhim

08/25/2011 - 10:28pm Yeah...

And that dude is one angry lay.

08/24/2011 - 12:25pm Thanks Tim...

Now go forth and reap.

 

Unless the reaping is already done, in which case, just try to look busy when the boss is around.  That's what I do.

08/23/2011 - 9:53pm Ace....

Might I suggest adding Ace: to your post titles?

 

After all... you are that dude now.

EDIT: Late, I'm always late.

08/21/2011 - 12:56pm Head for the tortoise pen...

They're slow and can't get away.

 

Steer clear of the raccoon cage.  They look delicious but put up a surprisingly painful fight.

08/19/2011 - 10:56am Nah...

Fred Jackson doesn't use hyperbole... the rest of the world just suffers from hypobole.

 

Thanks for telling it like it is, Freddy.

08/16/2011 - 7:17pm Oh okay...

He probably doesn't have a naughty chair anyways.

08/16/2011 - 7:11pm Hmmm...

Looks premium Scout-ish.

 

Someone needs to sit in his naughty chair.

08/12/2011 - 10:42pm To be fair...

He wasn't just wearing an OU shirt... He was only wearing an OU shirt. 

 

 

08/11/2011 - 12:55pm "Swordfight"...

That's a winner.

07/29/2011 - 7:19pm You bastard...

My parents were killed by snowballs... which later became puddles and got away scott free.

 

Talk about insensitive.  Sit on it buddy.

07/27/2011 - 7:40pm Ladyparts?

What the hell have I been putting on my mashed potatoes?