|03/19/2015 - 9:25am||That was Jake Fisher...||
Dann played at WMU, graduated last year.
|12/11/2013 - 5:03pm||Yeah, so...||
If left alone in a room with G.I. Joe toys from the '80s... I'd play with them.
Wait... is that an opinion or an admission? Screw it.
|11/25/2013 - 2:02pm||Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha...||
Something about peckers... I dunno. Woodpeckers shouldn't be coaches.
|11/24/2013 - 8:24pm||Ah...||
So they're male...
You might as well tell us the rest, Coach.
|09/25/2013 - 2:37pm||Well then...||
I'll just stop, drop and roll.
And then get up and laugh. And then go eat a taco.
Huzzah... internet poem fights!
|06/15/2013 - 10:42pm||Do you let Robin drive it?||
|05/28/2013 - 7:47pm||The Gants...||
Tony and Allen.
|05/02/2013 - 12:56pm||Not cool...||
|03/06/2013 - 3:42pm||Hawkeye,||
Klinger, Radar, Hot Lips, you know... the whole gang.
EDIT: Damn, responded in the wrong spot!
|03/04/2013 - 6:44pm||OED in hand,||
|02/28/2013 - 1:24pm||Yes...||
I have Crowpuppy and Moleskyn.
|02/11/2013 - 9:57am||So...||
I shouldn't hold out hope for Nike Freehs to hit shelves anytime soon.
|01/29/2013 - 2:13pm||Close...||
He means someone the size of Norfleet but with the speed and strength of Pipkins.
|01/20/2013 - 7:37pm||Hmmm...||
Are their names on his bookcovers yet?
Do high school kids use bookcovers anymore?
Do they use books?
Why are my fingernails painted?
|01/17/2013 - 1:47pm||Dewd...||
I live in the attic.
|01/17/2013 - 10:54am||Wow...||
This fake girlfriend gets around!
|11/24/2012 - 8:46pm||Love the salty language...||
Makes me feel like I'm hanging out with the guys...
And not doing laundry at home with my wife and little dog.
|11/24/2012 - 7:33pm||SHOULD HAVE OPEN THE HOLE.||
Now I know what to write on my pitchfork!
|08/27/2012 - 11:26pm||Huh?||
Clarence Beeks got locked in a cage with a horny gorilla at the end of Trading Places...
He's paid his dues, now you're just piling on.
|08/07/2012 - 3:41pm||Are you guys drunk?||
Wish I was drunk.
|07/03/2012 - 3:36pm||Yeah...||
I'll never look up my childhood friend T.S. Hooker again.
|06/27/2012 - 9:49pm||Prove it.||
|03/24/2012 - 6:34pm||Well...||
It's the second most appropriate place to get that tattooed on your body.
Good luck finding a tattoo artist to put one on the most appropriate place.
|03/22/2012 - 3:51pm||Could be worse...||
Sooo... yeah. Much worse.
|02/10/2012 - 2:37pm||Aces... there can be only one...||
|02/09/2012 - 4:37pm||I see...||
He is announcing that he will be giving Michigan the silent treatment.
|02/09/2012 - 4:22pm||Sure...||
It's pronounced trev-or.
Kind of counterintuitive...
|02/05/2012 - 5:38pm||J.J. Denman?||
Did he not sign with Rutgers? I must've missed that.
|01/20/2012 - 2:01pm||Come on...||
While I'm no fan of MD, I find it wildly inappropriate to keep insisting that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZO.
So, just so we're clear, I can't agree with the notion that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZOO.
|01/17/2012 - 9:31pm||Yes...||
But the last three pounds are the heaviest!
|01/17/2012 - 11:02am||So they aren't closing Gap?||
Thank god... I'm in need of another pair of overpriced khakis.
|01/09/2012 - 10:08pm||Well, if boobz aren't okay...||
Then I'm almost positive that peckers are out too.
|01/04/2012 - 12:50pm||Wow...||
The narration at the end of the Holly Rowe video is classic...
"What a bee-otch."
Kids say the darndest things. Good for a chuckle.
|12/26/2011 - 7:51pm||Both from my wife:||
Best, on Christmas eve: a druken, "Psst... I think I may be bisexual."
Worst, on Christmas morning: a hungover, "Don't worry... I'm completely straight."
Thanks Honey... that's a load off.
|11/18/2011 - 1:58pm||Dude...||
Your parameters... they're invalid.
Edit: Now they're valid. Congratulations to you and your parameters.
|10/08/2011 - 10:48am||RIP Al...||
I guess I'll cancel my Denard Robinson Raiders jersey order now...
As odd and as off putting as Al could be, he was truly an innovator.
|08/29/2011 - 10:21am||Well...||
I've always been partial to the name Bert.
If you want it, it's yours. I'll just name my kids something else.
|08/26/2011 - 11:59pm||Nice!||
Freddie Mitchell FTW.
|08/26/2011 - 8:39pm||Totally agree.||
|08/25/2011 - 10:28pm||Yeah...||
And that dude is one angry lay.
|08/24/2011 - 12:25pm||Thanks Tim...||
Now go forth and reap.
Unless the reaping is already done, in which case, just try to look busy when the boss is around. That's what I do.
|08/23/2011 - 9:53pm||Ace....||
Might I suggest adding Ace: to your post titles?
After all... you are that dude now.
EDIT: Late, I'm always late.
|08/21/2011 - 12:56pm||Head for the tortoise pen...||
They're slow and can't get away.
Steer clear of the raccoon cage. They look delicious but put up a surprisingly painful fight.
|08/19/2011 - 10:56am||Nah...||
Fred Jackson doesn't use hyperbole... the rest of the world just suffers from hypobole.
Thanks for telling it like it is, Freddy.
|08/16/2011 - 7:17pm||Oh okay...||
He probably doesn't have a naughty chair anyways.
|08/16/2011 - 7:11pm||Hmmm...||
Looks premium Scout-ish.
Someone needs to sit in his naughty chair.
|08/12/2011 - 10:42pm||To be fair...||
He wasn't just wearing an OU shirt... He was only wearing an OU shirt.
|08/11/2011 - 12:55pm||"Swordfight"...||
That's a winner.
|07/29/2011 - 7:19pm||You bastard...||
My parents were killed by snowballs... which later became puddles and got away scott free.
Talk about insensitive. Sit on it buddy.
|07/27/2011 - 7:40pm||Ladyparts?||
What the hell have I been putting on my mashed potatoes?