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01/01/2018 - 4:52pm I like startled cats. 
 

I like startled cats. 

 

01/01/2018 - 4:45pm I think we should all panic.

I think we should all panic. Straight reactionary, irrational panic is what is called for. Perhaps we can get Caldwell. 

11/12/2017 - 1:29pm Is this real life?

10/14/2017 - 4:04pm Fuck Jim Delaney and his mob

Fuck Jim Delaney and his mob of Zebra hitmen.

09/16/2017 - 1:36pm Dislike

What makes this offense worse right now?

Matt Millen saying the defense is struggling. This guy should have all football credentials revoked.

07/08/2017 - 4:44pm Easy.

Batman

12/13/2016 - 11:41pm Necessities

Wool socks, an elephant gun, quart of tequila, pint of rum, a half salt shaker full of pixie candy dust, and an electric blanket. 

12/13/2016 - 11:39pm I get most of my news from

I get most of my news from the National Enquirer. Suckers choose less. 

10/10/2015 - 7:37pm Harbaugh/Durkin 2016

Harbaugh/Durkin 2016

06/30/2015 - 2:10pm Ever thought about a career

Ever thought about a career at TMZ?

03/15/2015 - 7:22am I see nothing wrong here.

I see nothing wrong here.

02/28/2015 - 12:54pm Found our offense. Lunardi is

Found our offense. Lunardi is a sneaky dude.

02/25/2015 - 9:45pm That too.

That too.

02/25/2015 - 7:08pm Good thing Bo was first or

Good thing Bo was first or everyone would clamor over getting a Jimmycap.

02/24/2015 - 11:36pm U mad bro?

U mad bro?

02/24/2015 - 11:10pm That's the response he'll get

 

 

That's the response he'll get in 5 months. 

 

Good life choice broham. Can't wait till Woody Hayes gets some major jowls in 20 years if he plays his cards right. 

 

And yes, I purposely flirted with the gray area of the new MGoGoogleSense Act of 2015. 

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02/24/2015 - 10:58pm Are you stalking me?

Are you stalking me?

02/24/2015 - 10:57pm (No subject)

02/23/2015 - 8:19pm Adam and Craig James. No

Adam and Craig James. No contest. These two have tore up the hooker circuit. 

02/23/2015 - 8:14pm Why is Drevno the only name

Why is Drevno the only name attached to his big money overlords' sponsorship?

02/21/2015 - 4:07am Are you Drew Sharp? Brian's

Are you Drew Sharp? Brian's agent? I'd ask Mr. Weiss that question. My comment was a mere open ended hypothetical.

02/21/2015 - 3:48am If I was this dude, I'd put a

If I was this dude, I'd put a fuckin restraining order on all of you.

02/20/2015 - 5:35pm O'Korn will look good in

O'Korn will look good in maize.

02/20/2015 - 12:24am Why not combine teams too?

Why not combine teams too? The name is already there!

The Raaaaaagers

02/13/2015 - 12:35am (No subject)

02/12/2015 - 10:17pm Dave Brandon became band

Dave Brandon became band director. 

02/10/2015 - 5:55am What was he wearing when he

What was he wearing when he said this? And does Wolverine Devotee have five pairs of it on pre-order?

02/09/2015 - 7:14pm Does this mean Weber is

Does this mean Weber is coming?!

02/06/2015 - 11:43pm Dude's got heart...

02/06/2015 - 11:40pm (No subject)

02/06/2015 - 8:45pm (No subject)

02/03/2015 - 4:16pm I said question authority,

I said question authority, not terrorist attack it.

02/03/2015 - 4:12pm I had no idea the NFL hired

I had no idea the NFL hired Lynch for his public speaking skills. I always thought it was because he could cause earthquakes with his legs?

02/03/2015 - 4:10pm Isn't that what he is doing?

Isn't that what he is doing? By the NFL threatening stiffer penalties for not talking while domestic violence and concussions not nearly pulling the same attention deserved, isn't he merely pointing out the absurd? I thought people wanted to watch players play not talk?

02/03/2015 - 4:00pm What's wrong with questioning

What's wrong with questioning authority?

02/03/2015 - 3:57pm Looks like the love child of

Looks like the love child of Uncle Rico and Burt Reynolds.

02/01/2015 - 5:49pm (No subject)

01/26/2015 - 10:46pm Channel 7 in nyc...

Channel 7 in nyc...

01/21/2015 - 12:17pm (No subject)

01/15/2015 - 10:03pm Close the Internet. ^^^^

Close the Internet. ^^^^ wins.

01/09/2015 - 8:21pm Beer.

Beer.

01/09/2015 - 1:09pm Better ask Durkin. He took my

Better ask Durkin. He took my last penny.

01/09/2015 - 1:39am I made a deal with Harbaugh.

I made a deal with Harbaugh. You win against the lines and come, I got your assistants' salary covered.

I also bought some new smart wool socks.

Overall a good investment.

01/08/2015 - 10:16pm I'll take both vs. the last

I'll take both vs. the last seven years.

01/08/2015 - 1:11pm Quack Nation. Roll Ducks...

Quack Nation. Roll Ducks...

01/08/2015 - 1:10pm I guess the Pope is the only

I guess the Pope is the only infallible dude in the world.

01/08/2015 - 12:47pm He's rooting for ohio state.

He's rooting for ohio state. My first disagreement with HARBAUGH. Does this make me a bad person?

01/08/2015 - 12:41pm (No subject)

01/07/2015 - 7:34pm I heard Baxter goes the extra

I heard Baxter goes the extra mile on Punt Team drills.

01/06/2015 - 9:07pm Could you tone it down with

Could you tone it down with the lewd talk? We don't need to know the bra size of the hooker Pope Urbanz sent Durking to lure him to Mordor.

 

Thanks,

Signed,

Innocent orphans.