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01/23/2012 - 2:44am ---

Who writes this BS? Women do. 

Just 2 years ago, Scout put out it's eval of Jabreel Black.  Strengths were listed as:  Body control and balance, intensity/effort and explosion.  It's obvious that a woman wrote that.

And now Scout is saying that Garnett's strengths are: Body control and balance, flexibility and "Drive blocking skills".  The arm length thing sounds a little freaky to me, but whatever.

I rest my case.

01/23/2012 - 12:49am ---

Excellent work once again aquaman!

No offense to Ace, or anyone else on the MGoBlog staff, because I think they're all doing a great job, but I think aquaman has earned the right to start his titles with Aquaman:, Aqua:, or H2O:.

12/30/2011 - 1:08am ---

It's like having sex with a fat chick.

08/21/2011 - 11:14pm Wait a minute...

TomVH is on vacation??

Who in the Hell does Tom think he is anyway?   Taking a vacation knowing that I've been sitting at my computer ALL DAY waiting for my recruiting update.

I can't stand people nowadays... always thinking about themselves.

08/13/2011 - 11:35pm To be fair...

The RCMB suffers from an acute form of LBS - otherwise known as Little Brother Syndrome. 

Symptoms of LBS include being jealous of, and obsessed with, anything related to The University of Michigan.

05/28/2011 - 2:22am You couldn't script this story any better...

Back in the wild west, gun fights were always at high noon. 

05/02/2011 - 1:57am ---

I think you hit the nail on the head.

Even though Obama had absolutely nothing to do with the killing of Osama bin Laden, other than saying, "Ok, go ahead and shoot him", he's sure to point to this in the next election. 

It might be the only thing that gets him re-elected.

05/02/2011 - 1:02am ---

Rumor has it Obama was late because he was busy showing interns the current selection of cigars the White House has to offer.

05/02/2011 - 12:28am ---

Not only did I laugh out loud after reading this, my wife laughed too when I told her what you wrote.

You've been officially promoted to moderation level: (Funny)

04/20/2011 - 2:25am What I want to know is...

Who in the hell negged this post?  

Show yourself.

04/04/2011 - 1:05am You're partially correct...

The media didn't raise too many objections, but the blogs were going nuts.

03/31/2011 - 2:41am ---

The Stu Douglass two handed flush was pretty awesome, but hearing Roseanne Barr sing anything is enough for me to chug a bottle of Drano.

03/30/2011 - 1:54am You were at MSU?

I'm sorry to hear that...

03/30/2011 - 1:32am ---

That's what she said.

03/30/2011 - 1:30am I couldn't help but notice, but...

The video starts off by showing the team stretching.

Just a coincidence?  Another subtle jab at Rich Rod? 

Is it telling?

03/24/2011 - 2:20am Uh oh...

If Tressel hears about this visit he's sure to punish Brionte by forcing him to "Promise" to commit to the Buckeyes.

03/18/2011 - 2:34am Since I work 2nd shift...

And don't start until 4:00, I plan on watching the game before work.

I'll be a very sober, but hopefully very happy, Michigan fan on Friday. 

03/16/2011 - 2:42am You're not serious, right?

Wisconsin and State have been playing MANBALL since the beginning of time.  That's what they do, that's what they've always done. 

And who are all these MEN you speak of that went to Wisconsin or State that would have come to Michigan if it weren't for that evildoer Rich Rod?

03/13/2011 - 1:07am Dude...

Japan is suffering through a disaster of biblical proportions, a disaster many of us will never see again in our lifetime.

The time for jokes is not now.

02/23/2011 - 2:13am Not exactly...

Originally, the NCAA ordered a Code Red, but after Stoops told them they couldn't handle the truth, they agreed to let them take a week off.

02/23/2011 - 1:52am It would have been cooler if you said...

"I have three tickets for free... come get them Maize_and_Drew."

01/26/2011 - 2:24am Wait...

You mean I can have balls to the wall and position flexibility?

It's a dream come true!

01/24/2011 - 12:59am And maybe someday...

You'll have the chance to experience all of them.

01/17/2011 - 12:06pm ---

The new banner looks awesome! 

Thanks for making the change Brian, and many thanks to whoever designed it.  It seriously looks great!

01/16/2011 - 3:16am Come on, man

It's Saturday night, you're drunk, and you're on MGoBlog instead of getting laid.

01/12/2011 - 3:19am My two cents...

Brady Hoke may or may not be our first choice as coach, but he's here, so let's support him and hope for the best.  

If we undermine this guy before he's given the chance to coach his first game at Michigan, then we've become the Freep.

Let's not become the Freep.

01/09/2011 - 4:45am ---

Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like we should have hired Chuck Heater as our new DC, and kept Rich Rod as our coach.

01/01/2011 - 10:49pm What do you mean by we're...

Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

01/01/2011 - 4:17pm ---

I picked a bad day to quit drinking...

01/01/2011 - 2:31am 2011: So far so good...

As I type this, my wife is in the shower preparing herself for an "All in for Michigan" night. 

The only way this new year can get off to a better start is if Michigan totally dismantles MSU, and I get laid twice in one day.

Happy New Year! 

Go Blue!!

12/05/2010 - 11:22pm Hey, I have an idea...

How about we keep Rich Rod and win a national championship next year.

12/05/2010 - 11:06pm To be fair...

The update from the AP says that Harbaugh was given a contract proposal, and Harbaugh has indicated he'll accept it, so essentially the OP had the information correct.

11/27/2010 - 12:40am Make no mistake about it...

If Michigan beats Ohio State on Saturday, I'll be the first one jerking off all over myself. 

It gets interesting because I'm married with two young children, so they'll have to witness the entire thing. 

11/26/2010 - 12:54am MysterWolverine...

Since Penn State many/most of the media have believed that RR is toast.

Lynn Henning and the rest of the MSM will not influence Dave Brandon's decision regarding the future of Rich Rodriguez, and trust me on this one, that's a good thing.

Also, any reference to "Dick Rod" gets an auto neg from me.

In closing:  Please don't go away mad... just go away.

11/25/2010 - 3:33am Let me get this straight...

You'd rather see NateVolk's giant, up close mugshot as an avatar over a hot chick on the beach? 

Magnus, along with myself, take issue with this.

11/13/2010 - 8:43pm ---

RR just pulled out enough to win.

My perverted sense of humor wants to take this quote and run with it, but I'm gonna take the high road this time.

11/11/2010 - 2:39am Add me to your list...

Maize_and_Drew:  Smart ass remarks with sexual undertones and comments directed toward Magnus regarding his addiction to Victoria's Secret catalogs.

11/07/2010 - 11:38pm I agree with you, however...

I think it's very telling that former WVU players have come to Ann Arbor to train with Barwis.

That's enough proof for me to conclude that Mike Barwis is the man.

10/31/2010 - 11:06pm TMI...

That sounds like a personal problem.

10/31/2010 - 12:48am ---

I get the feeling that the coaches aren't on the same page when it comes to the defense.  I know Rich Rod wants to run the 3-3-5, but I'm not convinced that GERG is the right guy to do that. 

As much as I love GERG and his wonderful hair, I'm wondering if it's time for Rich Rod to give Jeff Casteel a call and convince him to come to Michigan.

10/29/2010 - 11:31pm IMO...

Bill Stewart is a really nice guy, but in no way is he a good football coach.  He's in way over his head, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him fired after this season. 

10/29/2010 - 10:59pm ---

I'm rooting for UConn because WVU fans are douchebags.

10/28/2010 - 10:16pm Unfortunately...

Dr. Steve still tells his patients that masturbation leads to blindness.

10/27/2010 - 10:35pm Personally...

I don't care how many "Stars" this kid has, he looks like a good football player that can help our defense right away.

Also, the whole "Rich Rod doesn't recruit Michigan kids" bullshit can die in a fire.

10/26/2010 - 9:10pm Don't forget about...

Friday - West Virginia @ UConn.

Go Huskies!

10/24/2010 - 11:21pm I agree 100%...

That's exactly what I meant, but you said it better Tater.

MSU deserves to be ranked where they are right now because they're 8-0, but based on how they've played against who've they've played, there is no way Sparty is a top 5 team, IMO.  

I think MSU will lose to Iowa, probably lose another game they shouldn't and finish somewhere in the bottom of the top 25.  Saint D will be saved for yet another year, only to finish 6-7 next year with no less than 5 felony arrests.

10/24/2010 - 10:28pm I know MSU is 8-0...

But there's no way Sparty is a top 5 team.  No way.

They've won often this season, but it's been ugly and often.

10/24/2010 - 12:48am Admit it Clarkie...

You're from Canada, so it took you at least a minute to read that.

10/24/2010 - 12:28am No...

I want to see MSU lose to Iowa.

Next question...

10/21/2010 - 11:12pm Interesting...

I thought the problem with Knox was whether he would qualify academically or not. 

Either way, from what I've seen on film, Knox is a complete beast.  I hope he's playing in Ann Arbor next year and not East Lansing.