What will you do if (when) we win saturday?
November 21st, 2017 at 2:18 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:18 PM ^
Get excited as hell, tell my friends that the season went better than expected, and eat some left over thanksgiving food.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:18 PM ^
Smile because I know that the next few years we're going into beastmode.
November 21st, 2017 at 4:43 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:19 PM ^
Wake up and pinch myself . . .
November 21st, 2017 at 2:19 PM ^
Wake up and pinch myself . . .
November 21st, 2017 at 5:00 PM ^
your officially giving it a yank.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:20 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:20 PM ^
FireUrbznow.com
November 21st, 2017 at 2:23 PM ^
UrbantotheBrowns.com
actually, start that one now
November 21st, 2017 at 2:27 PM ^
I heard it's possible. There are rumors about the Browns. He'll get Total Control.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:22 PM ^
...rub it into my OSU friend's face. I will be the bigger man, and enjoy a tasty, tasty victory. Also, I will have him and his family over, and slowly sip scotch from my Bo Schembachler rocks glass while making uncomfortable and meaningful eye contact.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:39 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:46 PM ^
eh..maybe
November 21st, 2017 at 6:06 PM ^
I think I would rather go and kick this guy in the nuts
November 23rd, 2017 at 2:08 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 3:55 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:23 PM ^
Go watch my wife's cousin try to win a state championship.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:23 PM ^
Bourbon.....but it will be the good stuff.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:48 PM ^
Because I'll finally be able to take the Penn State lemon out of my ass.
November 21st, 2017 at 6:02 PM ^
Still there, I thought the gerbils liked lemons???
/jk MH
November 21st, 2017 at 2:55 PM ^
So, if we win is it going to rain a lot? Try to keep the floods away though.
November 21st, 2017 at 3:50 PM ^
If Michigan wins- because Speight makes a Willis Reed level appearance- I may ascend directly to the heavens from happiness.
November 21st, 2017 at 5:11 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^
Including those glorious 183 miles on the Ohio Turnpike. I'm sure I will receive lots of middle fingers and angry invective hurled in my direction, but it'll be hard to hit me with anything else going 77 mph, and absolutely nothing will wipe the smile off my face. GO FUCKING BLUE, BABY!!!!
November 21st, 2017 at 3:47 PM ^
I so want this to happen!
November 21st, 2017 at 4:22 PM ^
because the butthole Ohio state troopers will flag you down if you're doing 1 mph over the speed limit (meow).
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:08 AM ^
Got a ticket for going 3 over. Thank god my plate isn't Michigan anymore, I avoided driving through it for a long time after that.
They were so unhappy Henson beat them that year that Steinbrenner bought out his college eligibility.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^
Go hunting on Sunday, although I'd do that if we lost too.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:25 PM ^
Watch the B1G has a big fucking sad!
November 21st, 2017 at 2:26 PM ^
Run around my house buck naked.....screaming we're going streakin through the quad!!!!!!
November 21st, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:26 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:40 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 3:26 PM ^
Just was in the "tickets thread" and thought I was on EBay with all the fairweather fans selling tix. The fanbase is bringing shitty Karma to this team, I swear it!
November 21st, 2017 at 2:26 PM ^
normal Saturday shit.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:29 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:29 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 2:30 PM ^
..... Im kidding of course.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:46 PM ^
Hookers AND blow your friend? Isn't that what the hookers are for?
November 21st, 2017 at 2:57 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 4:11 PM ^
Sounds like a new thread idea - Would you blow your friend in exchange for a Michigan win on Saturday?
November 21st, 2017 at 5:00 PM ^
I mean, the real problem is the inefficiency, not the friend-blowing, right? Blow your friend, don't blow your friend--doesn't matter to me. But don't blow your friend AND hire hookers, that's a waste of either money or saliva. Plus the hookers are probably better at it, so your friend would like it more.
November 21st, 2017 at 9:33 PM ^
A. The importance of a comma, in one easy lesson.
B. Proof that you're lots of fun at parties.
November 21st, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^
November 21st, 2017 at 3:18 PM ^
Let's eat Grandma!
November 21st, 2017 at 4:41 PM ^
Dude, that's nasty.