Red Lobster Biscuits
I'm drunk, M hoops is playing like gang busters, Harbaugh coaches the Michigan football team and I can confirm that the Red Lobster biscuits that Sam's Club sells in a box that need to be mixed and baked at home are absolutley delicious. Nobody has it better than me right now! Negbang, posbang,.......don't care either way because I'm eating biscuits and the b-ball team is on fire. Go Blue......Eat Biscuits y Quemar Los Barcos!!!!
Bravo!
Red Lobster crab linguini alfredo is the best. Who doesn't like Red Lobster?
A relationship I was in (with a very fetching UM grad) lasted at least a month longer than it should have because of our shared love of Red Lobster.
probably a good thing, long term
Absolutely no coincidence it's called RED Lobster.
Slogan used to be "Peace, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and Seafood". Swear. Look it up.
One of my life guidelines: Unless you're in dire straits (e.g., in the middle of nowhere with no other options), you should avoid restaurants that have lots of spreadsheets behind them.
I don't mean to suggest that any restaurant owner gives no consideration to balance sheets, etc. But, when someone like this ( http://www.goldengatecap.com/ ) is behind the place, you should expect that everything involved is cheap as hell and just enough to get the rubes in the door.
No shit!! Who said it was a 5-star shack? It serves its purpose, has some menu items that are pretty darn good, and is a generic run in the mill restaraunt. If you're expectations are too high, then you'll never be satisfied. Classify it with Appleby's and Ruby Tuesday, enjoy some inexpensive, decent food, and call it a day.
I get the point you're making - that some places aren't as good as others. But you come across like nothing more than an elitist POS. RL isn't the best place, but it beats the snot out of Long John Silvers!
And those biscuits absolutely ROCK!!! (Not the boxed kind, though. They aren't the same...)
...just good enough at prices just low enough not to drive away the masses. Red Lobster, Starbucks, Golden Corral...the pretenses of the place might be different but the formula is exactly the same.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:04 AM ^
March 11th, 2017 at 10:26 AM ^
But the biscuits?
I went to Red Lobster for the first time in a long time a couple years ago and it was really bad. Normally, greasy stuff doesn't bother me really at all. But everything was absolutely swimming in butter and just poorly made.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:23 AM ^
March 11th, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^
the biscuits are cash money. Don't really care for seafood, but the cajun chicken alfredo is pretty good too.
March 11th, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^
March 11th, 2017 at 10:02 AM ^
Donny.
wtf... i laughed my ass off......
made me hungry gonna pull out the frozen white castle sliders out of the freezer... yum....
neg bang that kind of happiness. Red Lobster biscuits will kill you in the long run but they are delicious.
Biscuits will kill you in the long run. Kale will kill you in the long(er) run.
Decide how happy you want to be at each meal.
How does that compare to crack in a handbag?
March 11th, 2017 at 10:55 AM ^
Any chance you're a Doughboys fan?
I don't know if they still do this or not, but my brother worked as a cook for Red lobster 35 or so years ago. He said if customers asked, they would bring a lobster out to your table to show you it was alive before they cooked it.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:20 AM ^
op's pregame ritual caught on film:
p.s. can we get a grade on the hangover today, when you gain consciousness?
March 11th, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
March 11th, 2017 at 11:25 AM ^
at least you are in hoops gear. it's up to you to put the biscuit in the basket.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
Job. Well. Done.