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01/17/2019 - 12:03pm I'm an idiot and read it as …

I'm an idiot and read it as "all 3 of Hoke's WR recruits were terrible"


my bad

01/16/2019 - 3:49pm devin funchess would like a…

devin funchess would like a word

01/02/2019 - 5:06pm we're on the same team…

we're on the same team brother

12/19/2018 - 12:12pm I'm guessing they don't…

I'm guessing they don't change their mind on a whim.  There's probably a lot of thought that goes into those decisions

12/18/2018 - 2:14pm as are comments from…

as are comments from strangers on the internet doubting the ability of others to judge talent

12/18/2018 - 11:53am this video racist AF

this video racist AF

12/17/2018 - 7:05pm i was making an (unfunny)…

i was making an (unfunny) joke

12/17/2018 - 2:54pm irregardless of how much I…

irregardless of how much I value your takes, irreplaceable isn't a word!

12/14/2018 - 10:06am yes, I am `fine` with 10-2

yes, I am `fine` with 10-2
I am also `fine` with not winning the conference (again)
I am also `fine` with losing to OSU (again)

It's not like I have an ability to change the above, so I have no choice but to be `fine` with it.

Call me an idiot, but damn you, you take those words back on being a Buckeye fan

I agree with your above that I wouldn't describe this season 'fantastic', but it is a lot closer to fantastic than it is to ordinary.  Win one more game and we are in the playoffs (likely doesn't matter which game, I think an 11-1 team that loses on the road to OSU is still in)

12/13/2018 - 10:36am i thought by now people…

i thought by now people would have started getting over themselves. it's horrible


We are all disappointed in the outcome of the last game and I would have a hard time describing any season we lose to OSU as "fantastic"; if we win 10 games a every season it's only a matter of time before the chips will fall our way for an entire season

12/13/2018 - 10:24am salty salty salty

salty salty salty

12/06/2018 - 3:24pm RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2


11/29/2018 - 11:06am you sure it isn't more about…

you sure it isn't more about TN's starting QB transferring?

11/28/2018 - 6:38pm somewhere you are making joe…

somewhere you are making joe tiller cry a bit

11/28/2018 - 6:35pm additional source


additional source

11/06/2018 - 8:59am what's a brother got to do…

what's a brother got to do to get some large sizes here.  SMH

11/06/2018 - 8:56am no troll here, just asking…

no troll here, just asking the subject matter expert for (hopefully) a quick response

11/05/2018 - 5:22pm hey man -- where can I buy…

hey man -- where can I buy Harbaugh's sweatshirt from this past weekend's game?

Not the one he wore, I want my own

11/05/2018 - 1:23pm the rules say:



the rules say:


ARTICLE 3. An invalid signal is any waving signal by a player of Team B:

a. That does not meet the requirements of Article 2 (above); or

b. That is given after a scrimmage kick is caught beyond the neutral zone, strikes the ground or touches another player beyond the neutral zone (A.R. 6-5-3-III-V); or

c. That is given after a free kick is caught, strikes the ground or touches another player. [Exception: Rule 6-4-1-f]

And if it is an Invalid Signal:

A player of the receiving team within the boundary lines attempting to catch a kick, and so located that he could have caught a free kick or a scrimmage kick that is beyond the neutral zone, must be given an unimpeded opportunity to catch the kick (A.R. 6-3-1-III, A.R. 6-4-1-V, VI and IX).

ARTICLE 3. a. A catch after an invalid signal is not a fair catch, and the ball is dead where caught or recovered. If the signal follows a catch or recovery, the ball is dead when the signal is first given (A.R. 6-5-1-I).

No Advance ARTICLE 2. No Team B player shall carry a caught or recovered ball more than two steps in any direction after any Team B player gives a valid or invalid fair catch signal (A.R. 6-5-2-I-III). PENALTY—Dead-ball foul. Five yards from the succeeding spot [S7 and S21]

No Tackling ARTICLE 5. No player of the kicking team shall tackle or block an opponent who has completed a fair catch. Only the player making a fair catch signal has this protection (A.R.6-5-5-I and III). PENALTY—Dead-ball foul. Receiving team’s ball 15 yards from the succeeding spot [S7 and S38].


he raised his hand above his waist -- to me this is an invalid signal but any hand waving/pointing that high could easily be construed by a defended as a fair catch.  I remember a couple years ago Jabrill Peppers did this as well and they blew it dead

10/24/2018 - 9:23am i don't think there's any…

i don't think there's any shots at the coaching staff...

10/20/2018 - 11:30pm bro have you ever been to…

bro have you ever been to purdue?  aint nobody wanna get laid at Purdue

10/20/2018 - 9:39pm "Looked to be a low ankle…

"Looked to be a low ankle sprain -- 4-6 weeks tops," Stiff said, without actually having any idea what happened

10/20/2018 - 5:46pm snowflake


10/20/2018 - 5:46pm snowflakey


10/19/2018 - 4:21pm Ron,

I love your football…


I love your football takes. You're well rounded and reasonable in everything you say. Even this.

I'm also going to read this book you suggested because I get off on books like that.

Anyway, I bought a 1 billion dollar lottery ticket today.  I am not likely to win.  But the stats on how impossible my chances are worth absolutely jack shit tomorrow if I do win.  Just like everything statistically leading into this game vs MSU isn't worth it's weight the pixels that it takes up on my screen if Michigan doesn't win



10/19/2018 - 12:59pm What happened yesterday is…

What happened yesterday is not an indication of what will happen today -- none of these stats mean anything if we don't win

LFG though

10/17/2018 - 4:51pm just so you know as of 2015…

just so you know as of 2015 people over 30 years old made up the following:

  • 26+ million holders of student loan debt
  • $840+ billion dollars wrapped up in these loans to people over 
  • 14+ million of these borrowers are over the age of 40, holding over $400 billion in loans

This has undoubtedly increased across the last 3 years as well, but current administration is not as interested readily exposing these numbers.

35 and paying of student loans is more of the normal now than an outlier...

10/17/2018 - 2:41pm no just a scale not 1 to 5

no just a scale not 1 to 5

10/17/2018 - 1:40pm I applied to both and didn't…

I applied to both and didn't get in to MSU. Had MSU accepted me I likely would have enrolled -- coincidentally one Jim McElwain (who followed John L Smith from his previous stop at Louisville) told me he had a walk-on spot for me as a punter and I could try out as a receiver.  At the same time I was hearing from Michigan that it was highly unlikely I'd make the team, even as a walk-on.

I opted for Ball State University where i was promised a walk-on spot and tuition cost me nearly $4k/semester less


10/17/2018 - 1:00pm he's like a solid 5 on a…

he's like a solid 5 on a scale

10/16/2018 - 7:24am Well I still ask pretty…

Well I still ask pretty girls if they want to have sex with me all the time, even though they always say 'no'

10/15/2018 - 9:12pm Purdue has a solid…

Purdue has a solid engineering program

Michigan has a solid engineering program


you can choose one for "academics" without saying that the other is inferior

10/15/2018 - 4:49pm I get it, but did he say he…


10/15/2018 - 4:38pm Aww man now you made me sad,…

Aww man now you made me sad, I wish we had deshawn hand.

Cheap shot at him was uncalled for, let the kids decide where they play.  He's in the nfl and doing well, he never had legal trouble, why be butt hurt about it?

10/15/2018 - 8:59am Guys purdu has a chance to…

Guys purdu has a chance to win the division?  Wtf is this there early 2000s?

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10/08/2018 - 5:09pm sounds like some weird guys…

sounds like some weird guys out there

10/01/2018 - 5:04pm Thoughtful write up.  It was…

Thoughtful write up.  It was hard to feel like we weren't setting downs on fire every time in the fourth quarter running on first down. It's to see the numbers behind it and know that across the game it wasn't that bad.  Running on first down (even for only one yard) is a good way to set up play action or an read option (like the one that Shea grabbed 30 yards on that was called back).  I certainly wish we had thrown it deep on PA on one of those "set on fire" downs but we won and I'd like to never think about this game again

10/01/2018 - 4:39pm obligatory


09/30/2018 - 10:48am We were taught to prevent…

We were taught to prevent the receiver from catching the ball while not getting a penalty called.  Unfortunately what constitutes pi in one scenario will not be called in another, so you just try to get a feel for what you can get away with

09/26/2018 - 4:08pm this says a lot more about…

this says a lot more about you than it does about the website

09/24/2018 - 8:31pm You are a wet sock

You are a wet sock

09/24/2018 - 8:29pm Go blue but didn't you see…

Go blue but didn't you see Ron Utah's post? By the way, you can be confident without thinking that life works out like a fairy tale

09/21/2018 - 6:21pm too severe agreed.  should…

too severe agreed.  should we also shut down the athletics department for these schools:


09/21/2018 - 6:18pm "death penalty" does not…

"death penalty" does not exist anymore, it's just a thing that people say to make sure everyone knows they super serious

08/17/2018 - 9:15pm all this stuff is sick, I…

all this stuff is sick, I would buy a bunch of it.

Underwhelming my butt

05/29/2018 - 5:41pm burgeoning wolverine star is

burgeoning wolverine star is missed

04/28/2018 - 12:18pm I watched my friend square off at him during a

I watched my friend square off at him during a summer linemen camp when he was coming to his senior year of high school. he whipped up on my friend. total dick move

04/28/2018 - 11:40am ... don't ask questions if you aren't prepared to

... don't ask questions if you aren't prepared to deal with the answers. the laughable part of this is that your question makes it seem like you suspect there is some secret beef causing a rift, if there was we would already be talking about it and it wouldn't be a secret