Red Lobster Biscuits
I'm drunk, M hoops is playing like gang busters, Harbaugh coaches the Michigan football team and I can confirm that the Red Lobster biscuits that Sam's Club sells in a box that need to be mixed and baked at home are absolutley delicious. Nobody has it better than me right now! Negbang, posbang,.......don't care either way because I'm eating biscuits and the b-ball team is on fire. Go Blue......Eat Biscuits y Quemar Los Barcos!!!!
Even though it's inconceivable that anyone, even a drunk person, would like something from Red Lobster, this is officially my favorite MGoBlog post of all time.
Bravo!
Red Lobster crab linguini alfredo is the best. Who doesn't like Red Lobster?
A relationship I was in (with a very fetching UM grad) lasted at least a month longer than it should have because of our shared love of Red Lobster.
crabs?
probably a good thing, long term
Absolutely no coincidence it's called RED Lobster.
Slogan used to be "Peace, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and Seafood". Swear. Look it up.
Many, many people.
One of my life guidelines: Unless you're in dire straits (e.g., in the middle of nowhere with no other options), you should avoid restaurants that have lots of spreadsheets behind them.
I don't mean to suggest that any restaurant owner gives no consideration to balance sheets, etc. But, when someone like this ( http://www.goldengatecap.com/ ) is behind the place, you should expect that everything involved is cheap as hell and just enough to get the rubes in the door.
No shit!! Who said it was a 5-star shack? It serves its purpose, has some menu items that are pretty darn good, and is a generic run in the mill restaraunt. If you're expectations are too high, then you'll never be satisfied. Classify it with Appleby's and Ruby Tuesday, enjoy some inexpensive, decent food, and call it a day.
I get the point you're making - that some places aren't as good as others. But you come across like nothing more than an elitist POS. RL isn't the best place, but it beats the snot out of Long John Silvers!
And those biscuits absolutely ROCK!!! (Not the boxed kind, though. They aren't the same...)
...just good enough at prices just low enough not to drive away the masses. Red Lobster, Starbucks, Golden Corral...the pretenses of the place might be different but the formula is exactly the same.
Or you will be in Harbaugh's doghouse
March 11th, 2017 at 10:04 AM ^
You had me until Golden Corral. If you offered to pay me 5 bucks to eat there, I would still choose to pay to eat elsewhere.
I dont eat seafood, but I get the chicken. Biscuit's are awesome.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:26 AM ^
Blue Horseshoe likes Anacott Steel
But the biscuits?
I went to Red Lobster for the first time in a long time a couple years ago and it was really bad. Normally, greasy stuff doesn't bother me really at all. But everything was absolutely swimming in butter and just poorly made.
Your first problem is that you went to red lobster and your food was still swimming.
The butter part buries the lead.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:23 AM ^
that's odd. usually they kill the sea creatures before bringing them to the table.
Food snob, eh?
March 11th, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^
the biscuits are cash money. Don't really care for seafood, but the cajun chicken alfredo is pretty good too.
March 11th, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^
who doesn't
This is usually where I'd say quit drinking and go to bed, but I'm highly entertained by this post and, to be fair, those biscuits are damn delicious so...carry on good sir.
GTFO. That said, I'm glad this is how you responded to your first to market Posbang getting caved.
Those are good burgers, Walter
They're good biscuits, Bo.
I understand this reference
March 11th, 2017 at 10:02 AM ^
but I upvoted it anyway. But please enlighten me/us.
Donny.
wtf... i laughed my ass off......
made me hungry gonna pull out the frozen white castle sliders out of the freezer... yum....
neg bang that kind of happiness. Red Lobster biscuits will kill you in the long run but they are delicious.
Biscuits will kill you in the long run. Kale will kill you in the long(er) run.
Decide how happy you want to be at each meal.
Nihilist. Username checks out.
I love me some cheddar bay biscuits!
sounds waaaay too complicated. But yeah, I be had their biscuits whilst sober and thems good biscuits.
Right now Im enjoying a sweet treat that didn't include any mixing and baking. Ben and Jerry's CC Cookie Dough ice cream is really good after a few stouts.
They're like crack in a basket.
How does that compare to crack in a handbag?
March 11th, 2017 at 10:55 AM ^
Any chance you're a Doughboys fan?
instant HOF post. and I can confirm, the mix is delicious.
https://www.hy-vee.com/grocery/PD7254317/Red-Lobster-Cheddar-Bay-Biscui…
Never been to red lobster,you may have sold me.
I don't know if they still do this or not, but my brother worked as a cook for Red lobster 35 or so years ago. He said if customers asked, they would bring a lobster out to your table to show you it was alive before they cooked it.
I can imagine them having one pet lobster in the back just incase someone asks.
March 11th, 2017 at 10:20 AM ^
what if multiple diners ask to see theirs at the same time?
Which are good, the food is complete shit.
op's pregame ritual caught on film:
p.s. can we get a grade on the hangover today, when you gain consciousness?
March 11th, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
Putin the biscuit in the basket.
March 11th, 2017 at 11:25 AM ^
at least you are in hoops gear. it's up to you to put the biscuit in the basket.
the Wagner one is my favorite
March 11th, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
Job. Well. Done.