Epic Sparty Fan Meltdown
After watching the Floundering Irish rush 3 and choke that game away, also wanted to share this Twitter link from a very pissed Sparty fan from earlier today.
Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do.
Go Blue!
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
That program is circling the drain quickly
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
Go green.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:47 PM ^
slowly catching up with the (scarlet &) gray there
September 24th, 2023 at 10:09 AM ^
Wow Maizinator! That gif is amazingly apt.
September 24th, 2023 at 12:24 PM ^
Headed to join ol' Parker in his van down by the river, apparently.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
As soon as they rushed 3 on that play I knew it was over for ND.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
"I do my job!" Epitome of the entitled fan.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:26 PM ^
Yes - Parker needs a serious intervention
September 24th, 2023 at 9:51 AM ^
What a fucking baby!! Pick a winning program and feel good about yourself.
I hate these social media posts.
September 24th, 2023 at 2:13 PM ^
He's not wrong, though, about the long-term damage done by the anonymous Tugger.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
Buddy said 15 years ago he never would have imagined this, I have no clue what 15 years is going to look like for Michigan football. It's cyclical man, so hard to stay at the top.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
Some teams just stay on the downside of the cycle far more commonly
September 24th, 2023 at 10:13 AM ^
True enough. State is the Syracuse of the B1G.
September 24th, 2023 at 10:25 AM ^
Syracuse is a way better program than MSU right now. Hell, they actually beat Purdue. Even Sparty’s best team in the last 8 years got blown out by them
September 24th, 2023 at 10:42 AM ^
You are correct. Perhaps Connecticut is the better example.
September 24th, 2023 at 12:53 AM ^
I thought he was referring to his time in college, which by m count would make him about a junior by now😁
September 24th, 2023 at 8:03 AM ^
That movie is 45 years old
September 24th, 2023 at 9:28 AM ^
I always felt bad for little kids wearing their MSU jerseys during the Dantonio era. They had no idea what an anomaly they were seeing. Eventually the program would return to its mediocre roots, and so it has.
September 24th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^
Using a 15 year time period this "bro" was literally born on third thinking he hit a triple. 15 years ago was the best MSU had been since the 1960s. If he thought they were going to maintain that level indefinitely, he doesn't understand his team's history.
September 24th, 2023 at 12:21 PM ^
This x 1000. The notion that any of us “do our job” in any way that compares to the effort, heart and soul that all these players and coaches put into this is just absurd.
if you decide you don’t want to be a fan for whatever reasons that’s your call and is just fine. You don’t owe them that fandom.
But don’t justify it by somehow imagining that your fandom is some sort of equal transaction. It’s an appreciation of skill and passion in an enterprise that is demanding and entertaining. Win or lose, these guys are putting in levels of dedication for years that some people will never put into literally anything for a single day.
IMO that dedication is not more worthy of worship or respect than the day in day out hard work lots of people put in on their jobs, with their kids, with their art, with their love of God.
However , it is more entertaining! 😀😀 That’s ok.
This kid is a spoiled fan, surely. I’ve been there and will be again. Hopefully I’ll stop before it comes out in a video.
Rob
September 24th, 2023 at 5:17 PM ^
"I did my job" -- that's straight from the legendary 2006 Mike Valenti WXYT meltdown the Monday after State blew a 16-point 4th quarter lead against Notre Dame in EL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPvftOCA-9I&t=308s
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:23 PM ^
He’s not done, he’ll watch them get run over next week.
September 24th, 2023 at 8:37 AM ^
MSU fans are not that dedicated. They just quit watching.
September 24th, 2023 at 11:08 AM ^
True, very true....
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:24 PM ^
Nature is healing - recorded from his converted sprinter van, probably from a Wal-Mart parking lot. You truly love to see it
September 24th, 2023 at 12:08 AM ^
Best comment I've seen in years, and that's saying something!
September 24th, 2023 at 4:46 AM ^
Never go full matt foley.
September 24th, 2023 at 8:42 AM ^
I thought it might be a mobile home, or at least manufactured. Couple that with his displaced anger about a football team (I didn't know college athletes even had jobs /s), and I see a guy who is a day manager at McDonalds on Grand River in Lansing. Gonna be a rough few years for this poor sod.
September 24th, 2023 at 11:18 AM ^
I assumed he was in there for the "Free Candy".
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:24 PM ^
He’ll be back next week. Same old Spartans.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:25 PM ^
Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:26 PM ^
Buncha wannabe Valentis. (We don't even need one Valenti)
September 24th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
Hearing the Valenti rants and meltdowns following yet another Sparty embarrassment are always enjoyable. Then again, saying Michigan fans should watch out when they come to East Lansing this year was beyond despicable. Given current circumstances, however, there may be more blue in the stands for that game than green. Gag on that bone, Mikey.
September 24th, 2023 at 11:15 AM ^
BRING YOUR BATTERIES!
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:27 PM ^
Oh man, this is so hilarious. Cheered me up after ND fuckin’ blew their wad.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
Honest question: Is he living in a van, down by the river?
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
It sure looks like it. A van down by the Red Cedar River.
September 24th, 2023 at 11:09 AM ^
Maybe he is this guy....
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:47 PM ^
"...trés divorciandos..."
September 24th, 2023 at 7:07 AM ^
I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this comment
September 24th, 2023 at 9:13 AM ^
Exactly my question!!
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
Sounds like he’s done. And he’d really like to say thank you. For his now miserable life as a fan. That’s what I got from it.
September 24th, 2023 at 9:05 AM ^
I was positive that low-rent sparty Zac Efron was going to burst into tears at some point.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:33 PM ^
4 fakes out of 5
September 24th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
FAKES.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:33 PM ^
In his defense, I have been watching college football for 40 years and this may be the worst Sparty team I have seen in my viewing lifetime. They may not win another game this year.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:38 PM ^
I watched some of the game and almost felt bad for them. There was just this overall air of being entirely aware of how terrible they are but having no idea what exactly to do about it. At this point these guys are just waiting for the next season with a new coach.
That being said, they will play their best game of the season vs Michigan. They know that is the one chance to redeem themselves in any meaningful way.
September 23rd, 2023 at 11:59 PM ^
It's a night game at Spartan Stadium against Michigan so okay.I'm sure Blake Corum and Donovan Edwards will rush for only 100 yds combined and JJ will throw at least two interceptions. They put up a grand total of 7 points against the one ranked team they've played but whatever. Their receivers will have a stellar night, Michigan's dline will get run over again and again, and Michigan's linebackers containment will part like the red sea.
September 24th, 2023 at 12:06 AM ^
The game time hasn’t been set yet. At this point, it’s in nobody interests to play that game at night.
September 24th, 2023 at 12:21 AM ^
Sounds like you are having your own meltdown.