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09/21/2018 - 10:37pm Wrong thread, but comment is…

Wrong thread, but comment is still accurate 

09/21/2018 - 10:37pm To nobody's surprise, that's…

To nobody's surprise, that's what Trace McArmpunt looks like without NFL jumpball receivers

09/21/2018 - 10:32pm Syracuse is actually looking…

Syracuse is actually looking pretty good tonight!!

09/16/2018 - 12:24am Let's list every single…

Let's list every single first round OSU qb in the history of the universe.

Ok, I'm done

09/15/2018 - 11:08pm "Conditioning program,"…

"Conditioning program," harps every Michigan fan, ignoring the summer weather that's still present everywhere and causing everyone to cramp up these first three weeks

09/15/2018 - 10:41pm WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CREW…

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CREW DURING OUR GAMES

09/15/2018 - 2:23pm If we're throwing the ball…

If we're throwing the ball that much to put up those stats, that means we were in an absolute shootout with SMU. I would much prefer something like 10/10 for 150 yards and two tds

09/15/2018 - 1:15pm Nebraska is in the Big Ten…

Nebraska is in the Big Ten because of...

Football? No.

Basketball? Lol no.

Academics? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

TV contracts? DINGDINGDING

With the exception of Rutgers, Nebraska is the black sheep of the Big Ten, nothing in common with anyone and just an overall weird uncle 

09/15/2018 - 12:59pm And the third opponent (NW)…

And the third opponent (NW) scored 7 points at home against Duke last week. 

So that's.....a thing

09/15/2018 - 12:50pm Refs help Nebraska out three…

Refs help Nebraska out three times in five plays and they still turn the ball over twice in two possessions. I know it's their backup QB, but Frost looks like he subscribes to the Brady Hoke school of thought of "run your QB until they die". Bunch is getting hammered and they're still running him and rolling him out. If your players are getting beaten up at home against Colorado and frigging Troy, what's gonna happen when you play in Ann Arbor and in Columbus this season? Gonna be a long year for the Cornsuckers

09/10/2018 - 9:40am Ekeler isn't even a rookie?

Ekeler isn't even a rookie?

06/01/2018 - 11:43pm I'm not saying it's likely, but IF an owner were

I'm not saying it's likely, but IF an owner were to do it, it would absolutely be a Sparty

06/01/2018 - 12:13am Thompson threw the punch, not

Thompson threw the punch, not green

06/01/2018 - 12:12am LeBron was 2-2 in the finals on his super team.

LeBron was 2-2 in the finals on his super team. Beat OKC and Spurs, lost to Dallas and Spurs

05/31/2018 - 11:40pm *cough* LeBron did the same thing

*cough* LeBron did the same thing *cough*

05/31/2018 - 11:39pm Fun fact: a moving screen has never been called in

Fun fact: a moving screen has never been called in the history of the NBA

05/31/2018 - 7:02pm Fuck it, play it at 3 am. I'll take whatever

Fuck it, play it at 3 am. I'll take whatever advantage we can get

05/31/2018 - 1:18pm 18 games over .500 would win you the AL central by

18 games over .500 would win you the AL central by about 30 games

05/30/2018 - 1:02pm Ethan Happ is a great college player, but is not a

Ethan Happ is a great college player, but is not a pro player

05/28/2018 - 12:19am Who could've possibly guessed

Who could've possibly guessed that the player who has made the finals the last seven years in a row would make it an eighth year??

05/26/2018 - 6:34pm Must be the

Must be the disrespect

05/22/2018 - 11:31pm McSorley throws other passes besides 50/50 balls??

McSorley throws other passes besides 50/50 balls??

05/19/2018 - 12:24pm Or 5 star basketball players at

Or 5 star basketball players at MSU

05/17/2018 - 12:45pm I believe Idaho still plays

I believe Idaho still plays in a dome

05/17/2018 - 10:02am Can't speak for everyone, but I was incredibly

Can't speak for everyone, but I was incredibly underwhelmed by Nebraska. For a complete and utter football school with a long history I thought the stadium would have a little more TLC than it did. Instead: concrete. Lots and lots of concrete and weird sight lines

05/17/2018 - 9:54am Oh and I saw Miami OH play at ND last season. The

Oh and I saw Miami OH play at ND last season. The inside of their stadium looks like a tiny Big House and the surrounding area is very weird, but the concourses are super nice and very clean

05/17/2018 - 9:29am (That I've Been To)Best:

(That I've Been To)

Best: Rose Bowl, Minnesota, Iowa, Utah

Worst: Rutgers, Nebraska, Indiana (pre-renovation)

Toss-Ups: OSU (great atmosphere, horribly ugly stadium, especially in the concourses), Northwestern (sad stadium, pretty cool surrounding area), Jerry World (probably cool for Cowboys games, sterile AF for college football)

05/16/2018 - 7:01pm The Adidas highlighter yellow looked really good

The Adidas highlighter yellow looked really good on the basketball team.
We should've gone for two against OSU in 2016.

05/08/2018 - 11:34am Toussaint was never a beast

Toussaint was never a beast by any means, but he was our last 1,000 yard RB since the Carr era, I believe. I thought he more than held his own next to Denard

05/01/2018 - 10:37am That story was wild from beginning to

That story was wild from beginning to end

04/28/2018 - 2:26pm We live in a world where NFL GMs will draft Johnny

We live in a world where NFL GMs will draft Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow in the first round but won't draft Mo Hurst that high because they're afraid they'll look dumb... Make em look real dumb now Mo

04/28/2018 - 1:02pm "Baker Mayfield is a great talent, but really

"Baker Mayfield is a great talent, but really needs an organization that can keep him out of trouble and help him mature."
The Browns: home of Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon. "HEY WE CAN DO THAT"

04/27/2018 - 5:46pm Is this a Mock Draftageddon??

Is this a Mock Draftageddon??

04/26/2018 - 11:12pm Seahawks draft a 5'6 RB as their entire defense

Seahawks draft a 5'6 RB as their entire defense wilts before their own eyes

04/26/2018 - 5:06pm Wow if you're just taking out

Wow if you're just taking out recruiting altogether, I have Coach K way down the list and I have Beilein 2 and Wright 3. In my eyes, the only difference between Beilein and Wright is that Wright gets the 5 stars we desperately want

04/26/2018 - 1:54pm You seem like you wanted to

You seem like you wanted to make it clear that you were talking about the best coaches right now, not historically, but then you had coach K number one and Izzo five...

1. Wright

2. Roy Williams

3. Coach K

4. Beilein

5. Self

6. Calipari

7. Bennett

8. Few

9. Dana Altman

10. Gregg Marshall

04/24/2018 - 11:37am And now he's talking in the third person

And now he's talking in the third person exclusively...can I call someone??

04/22/2018 - 8:04pm Ehhh weren't there some service academies with

Ehhh weren't there some service academies with more passing TDs than us? That's pretty close to rock bottom

04/22/2018 - 2:34pm The difference is that the playoffs were literally

The difference is that the playoffs were literally created to determine an undisputed national champion. Back before the BCS there were just bowl games. You could have an undefeated BYU playing a shitty Michigan team with their backup QB. No one game decided everything, so they had writers basically pick a champion. All you had to do was pick a writer who picked your team and you were a champion. They tried to change that with the BCS by having a single game decide everything and make it indisputable

04/22/2018 - 2:29pm By my count: 7. Went 6-1. Also, playing at Auburn

By my count: 7. Went 6-1. Also, playing at Auburn in a huge rivalry game that will decide who goes to the Sec title game and then possibly playoffs is a little tougher than playing an Auburn team in a consolation bowl game after they just choked away their chance at a title.

04/22/2018 - 1:58pm 51-14Have fun making up that difference in a

51-14
Have fun making up that difference in a year

04/22/2018 - 1:56pm UCF is adorable because they think they're the

UCF is adorable because they think they're the first team to go undefeated and not be handed a championship. Go talk to 2006 Boise St, 2009 Boise St, and 2008 Utah. They don't hang fake banners and jerk themselves off by claiming a national title. They recognize they had a great accomplishment by going undefeated but they didn't extrapolate it into some ludicrous statement about how they were the best team in the country after playing like two real teams all year.

04/20/2018 - 2:48pm Obviously the excess level of alcohol is much

Obviously the excess level of alcohol is much lower than that of water

04/19/2018 - 4:19pm Side note: is this the third year in a row we've

Side note: is this the third year in a row we've played at Iowa? Maybe chill with that

04/19/2018 - 3:33pm Wow that actually looks...ok? Playing at Iowa

Wow that actually looks...ok? Playing at Iowa sucks because I think they might actually be pretty good next year, but everything else looks pretty favorable.

04/15/2018 - 12:13am MSU and Iowa don't seem to

MSU and Iowa don't seem to care

04/14/2018 - 3:35pm Safe to say he's a Michigan basketball legend?

Safe to say he's a Michigan basketball legend?

04/05/2018 - 11:42am Hmm it appears that my

Hmm it appears that my prediction in 2011 that he would be gone in three years isn't really coming to fruition

04/03/2018 - 2:22am We don't hang anything less than a championship or

We don't hang anything less than a championship or final four banner

04/03/2018 - 2:20am It took Butler shooting 70% from three to beat

It took Butler shooting 70% from three to beat them. I guess if we did that tonight we would've won comfortably