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06/27/2018 - 10:43pm who would have thought that…

who would have thought that Dan would ever have become our favorite Dakich

06/19/2018 - 11:57pm Thank you, kindly.  I’m…

Thank you, kindly.  I’m humbled by your praise!

06/19/2018 - 7:04pm And it is a glorious thing!

And it is a glorious thing!

 

(oooof I better stop.  thank you.)

06/19/2018 - 2:51pm Ah, I see.

honestly?  …

Ah, I see.

honestly?  ...avoiding completing my EOY self-evaluation.

06/19/2018 - 2:17pm retirement?  

(thank you!)

retirement?  

(thank you!)

06/19/2018 - 1:10pm I am the very model of a…

I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker,
I'm formed in blitzing, tackling, and the audibling of MIKE 'backer
I know the feats of Michigan, and quote the games historical
From Fielding Yost through Harbaugh, too, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters pure aggressional,
I understand what players stand to earn when they're professional;
So with a baseball coach from Yale I'm teaming my ability, ...
For timing of the snap with speed and strength and pure agility.

I'm really very good at rehabilitating ligaments;
I know E-S-P-N senior evals are naught but figaments;
In short, in matters blitzing, tackling--elements of MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.

I know our mythic history, from Ben Friedman to Ben Oosterbaan;
I've heard of Harbaugh's Guarantee, I've watched our docs on Amazon,
I translate into sonnets all the speeches of Bo Schembechler,
Been warned of Marcus Hall--I answer tactfully each dumb heckler;
The diff'rence of Lewan's and Coach Brown's mustaches is: sparsity!
I know the tenor descant to the long refrain of Varsity,
And I can hum The Victors march antiphonal, in dialogue, ... (hmm...ah!)
And downvote all the posts on that infernal nonsense MGoBlog.

Since I can shoot the A gaps as if bouncing off a trampoline;
I'm better than that Devin Bush at drawing of a wolverine;
In short, in matters blitzing, tackling--elements of MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.
 

In fact, when I know what is meant by "gap responsibility",
When I can tell at sight a pulling guard with no mobility,
When such affairs as covering a back split wide I never fear,
And when I know precisely what is meant by an inverted veer--
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern spread offense,
(When I know more how Rutgers ended up in this damn conference!)
In short, when I've a smattering of Coach Brown's feisty attitude – 
You'll say a better MIKE 'backer has never, ever sat a Dude.

For Michigan's defense, though it's been plucky and adventury,
Has finally been dragged into the dawning of this century;

In short, in all the elements that do pertain to MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.

06/11/2018 - 4:07pm Isn’t he supposed to be a…

Isn’t he supposed to be a little touchy, Feely?

05/30/2018 - 11:36pm y un más movíl

y un más movíl

05/29/2018 - 5:28pm So you’re saying there’s a

So you’re saying there’s a new site huh

05/29/2018 - 1:45pm +2

Thought it was old on the

+2

Thought it was old on the page....only realized new in the app.

05/27/2018 - 2:04pm Agreed. How quickly we forget

Agreed. How quickly we forget those who are no longer here.

05/18/2018 - 4:21pm Obligatory reference to the

Obligatory reference to the Saul Steinberg View From Ninth Avenue

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/View_of_the_World_from_9th_Avenue

05/09/2018 - 10:58am still better than your first

still better than your first one

05/05/2018 - 11:28am U. Kraine is weak

U. Kraine is weak

04/28/2018 - 12:24pm he does have a year of

he does have a year of eligibility left

04/27/2018 - 10:43am I didn’t know you were an ice

I didn’t know you were an ice dancer

04/25/2018 - 11:38pm Semper Ibi sub Ibi

Semper Ibi sub Ibi

04/23/2018 - 11:25pm you must not have any friends

you must not have any friends at uw-oshkosh

04/20/2018 - 9:18am also the last Wolverineinabag

also the last Wolverineinabag post ever

04/19/2018 - 10:34pm too many different tags

too many different tags

04/19/2018 - 2:03pm i think the dude just messed

i think the dude just messed up his reply.

based on timestamps (12:51 pm), his comment would have been the third in this thread anyway (yours and one below at 12:50).

...i may watch too much crime drama tv.

04/17/2018 - 6:44pm Road grinder?
Looks more

Road grinder?

Looks more like a meat grader to me.

04/14/2018 - 2:18pm In totally unrelated news,

In totally unrelated news, Nick Ward just happened to announce he will forego the NBA and go back to college

04/14/2018 - 2:09pm Space, backers

Space, backers

04/13/2018 - 5:07pm *fewer

*fewer

04/12/2018 - 10:25pm Semper Ibi sub Ibi

Semper Ibi sub Ibi

04/12/2018 - 1:31pm So true. To your point:

I mean, just imagine what that would have done to/for Boogie Cousins’ career...

04/10/2018 - 1:49pm Co-sign.

Co-sign.

04/07/2018 - 8:56pm only some wangs are iconic

only some wangs are iconic

04/07/2018 - 8:55pm *2

*2

04/07/2018 - 8:00pm +1 mobile

...but don’t get

+1 mobile

...but don’t get cocky about it

04/03/2018 - 7:41am I think he was just blowing

I think he was just blowing off steam

03/27/2018 - 1:52pm also he has his good

also he has his good moments and his bad quarters

03/27/2018 - 1:46pm Oh. G’day then. How’s about

Oh. G’day then. How’s about another shrimp on the Barbie?

03/27/2018 - 1:44pm have I got a ring cycle for

have I got a ring cycle for you

03/26/2018 - 9:52pm so it’s held over Christmas

so it’s held over Christmas break huh

03/26/2018 - 5:47pm i don't know a whole lot

uh i don't know a whole lot about Sr Jean but i severely doubt she has grandchildren

03/20/2018 - 6:03pm You didn’t make a four-year

You didn’t make a four-year mistake, you made a...uh...four-month mistake

03/20/2018 - 9:17am HOLY COW
This is one of my

HOLY COW

This is one of my fraternity brothers (from undergrad, people, lest I be suspected of communist sympathies).

How did I I never see this gif before? Thanks...this makes my day.

03/19/2018 - 7:22am One last pun competition about

Moe Ways, then? Won.

03/06/2018 - 7:01pm OR ONE QUARTER OF ALL OF

OR ONE QUARTER OF ALL OF THEM

IF YOU DESPISE THE NCAA

yes I know that’s really 28.5714%

03/03/2018 - 5:59pm who is tim devno?

who is tim devno?

02/24/2018 - 12:11pm And second too apparently

And second too apparently

02/13/2018 - 3:34pm he was my daughter's doctor.

he was my daughter's doctor. he has a daughter almost her age too.

thankfully nothing happened because my wife is a former SVU attorney and doesn't let anyone alone with our kids in that kind of setting.

but so angry on behalf of all the parents that are struggling with guilt and wondering what they could have done differently here, and of course, MSU...

02/12/2018 - 10:49pm well SEC football is just

well SEC football is just more in tents

02/08/2018 - 2:42pm She’s got the blond side

She’s got the blond side covered yep

02/08/2018 - 2:31pm Losers always whine about

Losers always whine about someone else.

Winners go home and recruit the prom queen.

02/06/2018 - 2:32pm Hard not to root for a kid

Hard not to root for a kid with the courage to say that.

edit:  i'm apparently incapable of replying to the post to which I was actually replying.  (Pearson on MSU.)

01/30/2018 - 3:58pm there was a ball and you

there was a ball and you dropped it keith moon

01/29/2018 - 4:58pm seems you're aware, but not

seems you're aware, but not fully aware