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01/22/2019 - 10:34pm ...are you saying that…

...are you saying that everyone at State is fat?!?

01/21/2019 - 12:38am Notice the buttery smooth…

Notice the buttery-smooth setup as Henning slips into the folds of his La-Z-Boy. His high-octane adverbs, as if a baseball scout sprang from the head of Athena spouting hyperbole, routinely baffle minor league readers.

Gone will be his borderline Mapplethorpic prose on the physical attributes of Adonis-like prospects; his strange, almost-but-not-quite-the-right-word command of the vocabulary, like a Joel Zumaya fastball, straight from the forges of the lame Hephaestus...


i'm sorry i can't even fake this any more without mouth-vom

01/07/2019 - 3:26pm You only live twice...wait…

You only live twice...wait crap

12/25/2018 - 2:18am NOT WITHOUT A LOG


12/23/2018 - 9:07pm He’s stimpy the best.

He’s stimpy the best.

12/22/2018 - 10:26pm Tressel would hire him for…

Tressel would hire him for YSU

12/21/2018 - 5:44pm because i'm sure it isn't…

because i'm sure it isn't good

12/20/2018 - 9:30am Somehow I suspect that if he…

Somehow I suspect that if he had 994 yards on the season he would not be sitting out…

12/19/2018 - 9:57am logged in to up vote and…

logged in to up vote and would do so again if I were WolverineinaBag, Maizen, WD, etc.

12/16/2018 - 2:01pm da billssssssss

da billssssssss

12/05/2018 - 8:05pm "won't call it that," he…

"won't call it that," he said

"say you're retiring instead"

mama I had just committed

but now Urbs gone and thrown it all away


12/01/2018 - 12:34am doctor: how did you injure…

doctor: how did you injure your hand

TK: uh well all these Bills fans just started high fiving me for some reason 

11/17/2018 - 11:49pm My favorite comment on his…

My favorite comment on his Hello PWO post was something like “pay up Northville kid we know you’re good for it!”

...and he’s plenty good for it! He’s $$$

11/03/2018 - 8:12pm This is why I always say,…

This is why I always say, leave the starters in

10/09/2018 - 12:47pm ...could that be...because…

...could that are old?

09/25/2018 - 3:06pm "Vilain," I cried, …

"Vilain," I cried, "dissemble no more!  Here, tear up Doug is the beating of his hideous Hart...but fast!"

09/22/2018 - 11:16pm even tho these upvotes aren…

even tho these upvotes aren’t worth an MSU varsity letter any more I still logged on to upvote this so hard

09/22/2018 - 5:00pm My particular favorite was…

My particular favorite was the guy who said "i'll never eat Wendy's again" and they said 

"We already have enough salt for our fries"

09/18/2018 - 8:52pm ...are you sherrone that?

...are you sherrone that?

09/17/2018 - 4:13pm ...yeah like...maybe...i…

...yeah like...maybe...i dunno...take your own advic

09/16/2018 - 10:59pm I do. He left his team down…

I do. He left his team down to two cornerbacks (their third was hurt earlier in the first half) and they had to use the spare safety as nickel back.  they couldn't have played dime if they wanted to.

(of course, being the bills, they were already so far down they didn't HAVE to play dime.)

I realize this isn't popular these days, but life isn't solely about doing what you want. we have responsibilities to other people, as much as we attempt to minimize or even eradicate them.

09/16/2018 - 10:22pm well the new site is an…

well the new site is an udder disaster

09/09/2018 - 11:06pm ...i mean... he DID use the…

...i mean... he DID use the past tense of "to bleed" so...

09/08/2018 - 2:06pm did you ever think you'd see…

did you ever think you'd see such a response...and on a "Lawrence Marshall can't play today" thread?


09/06/2018 - 10:40am yes yelling "meet your…

yes yelling "meet your impembing dooooooooom!!!1!"

08/29/2018 - 12:39pm I only spell players' names…

I only spell players' names right who play for michigan.*



*EXCEPTIONS: ruddock, woolfork, bielien etc



08/28/2018 - 11:02pm E Gordon G did make some…

E Gordon G did make some comment about how they don't play "The Little Sisters of the Poor", if that's what you're thinking of...

08/28/2018 - 10:58pm they were both poisoned


they were both poisoned

i spent the last 30 years developing an immunity to NBC ND broadcasts

08/04/2018 - 8:54pm I mean, yeah, but that's not…

I mean, yeah, but that's not even the worst Sheryl Crow cover of all time.


try her D'yer Maker, for literal crying out loud.


Also, I think Devo's Satisfaction is a masterful deconstruction.  I could go on about how it subverts the Stones' machismo from the get-go with each instrument observing its own downbeat,'ve already stopped reading.

07/30/2018 - 10:45am double post...does that mean…

double post...does that mean you get 60% of them or 9% now?

07/28/2018 - 11:49am the progid-

the projedal

the progid-

the projedal





07/19/2018 - 12:13pm but yeah grumbler is right

but yeah grumbler is right

07/19/2018 - 12:12pm user name checks out

user name checks out

06/27/2018 - 10:43pm who would have thought that…

who would have thought that Dan would ever have become our favorite Dakich

06/19/2018 - 11:57pm Thank you, kindly.  I’m…

Thank you, kindly.  I’m humbled by your praise!

06/19/2018 - 7:04pm And it is a glorious thing!

And it is a glorious thing!


(oooof I better stop.  thank you.)

06/19/2018 - 2:51pm Ah, I see.

honestly?  …

Ah, I see.

honestly?  ...avoiding completing my EOY self-evaluation.

06/19/2018 - 2:17pm retirement?  

(thank you!)


(thank you!)

06/19/2018 - 1:10pm I am the very model of a…

I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker,
I'm formed in blitzing, tackling, and the audibling of MIKE 'backer
I know the feats of Michigan, and quote the games historical
From Fielding Yost through Harbaugh, too, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters pure aggressional,
I understand what players stand to earn when they're professional;
So with a baseball coach from Yale I'm teaming my ability, ...
For timing of the snap with speed and strength and pure agility.

I'm really very good at rehabilitating ligaments;
I know E-S-P-N senior evals are naught but figaments;
In short, in matters blitzing, tackling--elements of MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.

I know our mythic history, from Ben Friedman to Ben Oosterbaan;
I've heard of Harbaugh's Guarantee, I've watched our docs on Amazon,
I translate into sonnets all the speeches of Bo Schembechler,
Been warned of Marcus Hall--I answer tactfully each dumb heckler;
The diff'rence of Lewan's and Coach Brown's mustaches is: sparsity!
I know the tenor descant to the long refrain of Varsity,
And I can hum The Victors march antiphonal, in dialogue, ... (hmm...ah!)
And downvote all the posts on that infernal nonsense MGoBlog.

Since I can shoot the A gaps as if bouncing off a trampoline;
I'm better than that Devin Bush at drawing of a wolverine;
In short, in matters blitzing, tackling--elements of MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "gap responsibility",
When I can tell at sight a pulling guard with no mobility,
When such affairs as covering a back split wide I never fear,
And when I know precisely what is meant by an inverted veer--
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern spread offense,
(When I know more how Rutgers ended up in this damn conference!)
In short, when I've a smattering of Coach Brown's feisty attitude – 
You'll say a better MIKE 'backer has never, ever sat a Dude.

For Michigan's defense, though it's been plucky and adventury,
Has finally been dragged into the dawning of this century;

In short, in all the elements that do pertain to MIKE 'backer,
I am the very model of a modern Don Brown linebacker.

06/11/2018 - 4:07pm Isn’t he supposed to be a…

Isn’t he supposed to be a little touchy, Feely?

05/30/2018 - 11:36pm y un más movíl

y un más movíl

05/29/2018 - 5:28pm So you’re saying there’s a

So you’re saying there’s a new site huh

05/29/2018 - 1:45pm +2

Thought it was old on the


Thought it was old on the page....only realized new in the app.

05/27/2018 - 2:04pm Agreed. How quickly we forget

Agreed. How quickly we forget those who are no longer here.

05/18/2018 - 4:21pm Obligatory reference to the

Obligatory reference to the Saul Steinberg View From Ninth Avenue

05/09/2018 - 10:58am still better than your first

still better than your first one

05/05/2018 - 11:28am U. Kraine is weak

U. Kraine is weak

04/28/2018 - 12:24pm he does have a year of

he does have a year of eligibility left

04/27/2018 - 10:43am I didn’t know you were an ice

I didn’t know you were an ice dancer

04/25/2018 - 11:38pm Semper Ibi sub Ibi

Semper Ibi sub Ibi