Why Michigan will beat Alabama
I hope none of you will take this too seriously.
Yeah. We never take anything too seriously.
Was born and raised in B'ham, AL. If I ever see you in person, I'm going to gut punch you for this post, and then buy you your choice of beverage for your more positive contributions to this blog.
I can't believe the amount of negs this recieved. Compared to the amount of fake injurys and other stupid reports this was the only one that actually suckered you in... from a contributing poster, recent, none the less.
That was pretty funny. I can't wait to hear what you have to say when Michigan actually beats Alabama. Go Blue!
How are you going to feel when Alabama loses to Michigan AND Tennessee!?
Go Blue! Go Vols! 'Bama sucks!
God I hate Vols man I hate living in Vol country
you sly bastard. well played.....
Come September, this here boy is gonna get an EDUCATION!!
...not if he's still in Alabama.
not for spite.
I'm sure I will make up for it and +1 you before this week is over.
I neg for spite only, always. Hopefully this doesn't affect rdt's fragile self esteem too much. Hang in there kid!
Well, I am typing this from my brother's back deck down in Daphne, Alabama. Being a fellow UM graduate, he was pretty excited when I read the title off... then laughed when I read the rest. Anyhow, having lived in Alabama for 20 years or so, he commented on how hardcore (actually the word he used was crazy) 'bama fans are, 365 days a year.
BTW, I am taking my kids to the beach (Gulf Shores) tomorrow... It should be 80 degrees. ;-)
In Fairhope. Was a beauty of weekend here.
Cool story bro
They have the Internet in Alabansas now?!
We will win because our SAT scores are above 600 and we don't marry our cousins.
'We' may not marry our cousins, but you sure make it sound like 'we' are related in some way. Maybe by blood, maybe by marriage, but not both?
This sounds like a Bleacher Report Headline
Your school is of inferior academic quality.
Your football coach has questionable moral character.
You fans are brutish and foul mannered.
But your girls are hot.
etc etc etc
This isn't a sparty bashing thread... Oh, you were talking about Alabama...
I thought it was you posting, but I thought you were just sucking up/being too nice. Well played.
Ah you coulda done better, ie. Bama starting quarterback/running back/linebacker ruled ineligible/has mono/got caught by the po-po; frankly I was prepared to throw some sense into such an obviously maize shaded topic that whatever the reasons, there aren't that many of them.
Because damnit, thats what I demand of you.
Hoping your recruiting updates weren't all April Fools jokes too.
For a well thought out, reasonable, objective look at the game hoping for a thing or two in Michigan's favor. I am greatly saddened my the turn of events following the opening of this thread. You sir have made me feel like a goose... watch yourself
That goose is a jerk. It reaps what it sows.
I wish I had a GIF of Sean Connery saying "you the man now, dawg" on my phone for all of Brown Beard's comments. #FirstworldProblems
My beard is brown. It's like I meant for my user name to be that but I forgot to type one darn letter. Darn you letter D and your evasive techniques! Darn you!!!
Well, I wish.
You don't post recruiting updates, you just clog the board now?
you and Paul Finebaum can kiss my Ann Arbor livin and lovin posterior side (or as they say in your parts "butt")
This game is gonna be awesome. If we're gonna kick bama's ass, its best to do it early and send Saben home crying for the rest of the season.
well, just dont poison our trees when we win
Well played Sir.
After the game are you going to diss us for Alabama's next major non-league opponent? Like old whores, kicked to the curb for the new hot and sassy team. You bastard!
We'll forgive this if you bring back your recruiting updates. Fight the power!
Good one Tide. I do hope you keep your sense of humor. Because by the time Michigan gets through with Alabama, your going to think your reliving the Shula years.
back in 3rd grade.
some Bama fans are sensitive as they just passed 3rd grade.
Ok, you still are.
I'll upvote you randomly if we actually do manage to take Bama down of course.
Why is this southern hick still allowed to post?
Ready for his apology thread because after all he has thin skin.... Like a lady
Let's see... You've managed to insult southern people and women in two posts... What would you say if I told you I had it on good authority that RDT was half Polish and half Mexican?
I would tell him that I need to figure out a way of combining perogis and some type of Mexican pork/salsa. I would leave school and start a company selling those, and I would be rich very quickly. Then again, I think Hokemaniac needs a hug, and I'm having a pretty good day.
Also, RDT, apologies, but I just have to be the 100th person to neg you.
to see the hits in this game. It is going to be intense.
a legitimate 'Bama fan than anything else I've seen so far.