Straight from the old coaching staff!!!
Let me first tell you, my brother in-law Allen is the son of a very important man at U of M. He has been close to all the coaches at Michigan since he was young (Bo,Gary,Lloyd,RR).
Well yesterday we had the family over and Allen walked through the door with ten bags of Michigan gear he got from some of the coaches. He told me he took what he wanted and I could have the rest, so like a kid at christmas I began going through all the bags and found almost all of the stuff is new. There is also alot of kids suff.
I also tried to find out what Allens dad knows, and how the coaching search was going, but he won't say a thing.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:57 PM ^
So basically you wanted to brag to us that you got officially licensed and used Michigan gear for free?
January 10th, 2011 at 1:57 PM ^
All The Dude ever wanted... was his rug back. ...
January 10th, 2011 at 2:00 PM ^
Amazing.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:57 PM ^
Is this "very important man" still employed there?
January 10th, 2011 at 1:58 PM ^
Happen to notice LM, JG or BH written on the labels with black marker?
January 10th, 2011 at 1:59 PM ^
That our new coach had to have the same measurements as Rich Rod. I was holding out hope that it wouldn't be Hoke cause he could never fit into Rich Rod's pleated khakis. Damn.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:01 PM ^
A few days after Cheryl Burnett was fired as the women's basketball coach, the Salvation Army on State Street had an entire rack of Michigan women's basketball coaches' gear.
Then I found 20 dollars.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:02 PM ^
How did Allen manage to carry ten bags at once? Did he distribute them equally, five in each hand? Did he favor his stronger arm with a six and four distribution?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:06 PM ^
...it didn't happen.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:14 PM ^
Well that settles it...
January 10th, 2011 at 2:16 PM ^
This would be a very cool story indeed if you actually had some info.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:26 PM ^
The only question bigger than "why did you post this?" is "why are there over 80 comments in response to this post?"
January 10th, 2011 at 2:26 PM ^
Mike Barwis? Or are Mike Barwis's balls so powerful that they don't need a jockstrap? Or his is jockstrap merely there to protect the outside world from the awesome power of his testicles?
January 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
Are said to have curative powers.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:32 PM ^
So that's what the Jet was carrying.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:32 PM ^
Paper or plastic?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM ^
I hate you. congrats on all the free swag. I still hate you.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM ^
So "Allen" is the new "Raback," right? Right?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:34 PM ^
Which one of you bastards broke this site again?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:51 PM ^
Hoke tried making his pizza order online and broke the whole internet.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:26 PM ^
He's pissed at us for making fun of his kid.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:34 PM ^
to see here. Move along folks.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
Suprised Hackney hasn't nuked this to high hell yet.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:49 PM ^
Moving from Dallas to BT... I thought they were going to meet tomorrow?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
I saw Gordie Howe getting off a red-eye at Detroit Metro in 1993...he wouldn't tell me anything about the coaching search either.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:06 PM ^
I refreshed and could only see your subject line. Horrifying visual.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:20 PM ^
I lol'd.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM ^
Team meeting tomorrow PM.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
Can't post a new thread, so here is the latest from TigerDroppings:
1. Dominos plane heading to Baton Rouge to rendevous with "winged-helmet" plane
2. Latest TD "insider" talk: UM offered Miles 5 yrs @ $5 MM per year (LSU is working hard to keep him from accepting)
January 10th, 2011 at 3:10 PM ^
After listening to Les' press conference in which he didn't say much and claims to know little of Michigan's intent, I think I am hearing between the lines: "Show Me The Money"
January 10th, 2011 at 3:12 PM ^
post of the last few weeks
January 10th, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
is quite the accomplishment...
January 10th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^
I have no idea why you wrote the title the way you did, but it is trolling to imply you have new information and then give none.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
There is a team meeting tomorrow night. Not exactly for sure what it is for. i am guessing it is to announce a new Head Coach.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
Is there a team meeting tomorrow night? Are you and the other 8 Johnnies gonna be there?
January 10th, 2011 at 3:26 PM ^
delete
January 10th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
So by 10 bags, can we assume the entire coaching staff is gone, or are we keeping any less the GAs?
Good thing there weren't 11, Barwis is keeping his M gear hopefully ...
January 10th, 2011 at 3:33 PM ^
It was posted on Michigans home page for scout.com by Tom Beaver. He is a trusted man.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:35 PM ^
I just had some Taco Bell. The XXL Chalupa is pretty damn good.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
This might be the most stupid crap I've read in the last 1/2 hour.
In other news, my brother graduated from UM in '01 and he doesn't know anything either!
January 10th, 2011 at 3:47 PM ^
I wish I has enough to neg this waste of time.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:58 PM ^
voting is broken right now anyway, so you're not missing out.
I think what truly alarms me is that this thread has nearly 10000 views.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^
You can put me down for about 1,000 of those.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:09 PM ^
... is on the Huge Show making a boob of himself.