Report: Kristen and Lauren Dantonio commit to the University of Michigan
Sources from Scout, Rivals, ESPN and SkyMall confirm that Kristen and Lauren Dantonio, daughters of Mark and Becky Dantonio have verbally committed to Brady Hoke and the University of Michigan. Spartanmag recruiting analyst Matt Dorsey confirms that securing commitments from the Dantonio girls was "not a priority" as both girls currently reside in Michigan, and MSU recruits nationally. Mark Dantonio could not be reached for comment, but sources close to Kristen and Lauren report that the recent theft of their television, laptops and spring formal dresses by Dion Sims did not play any role in their decisions. Lauren was quick to point out "Daddy has zero tolerance for that kind of thing--that's why he made him give our stuff back before he could return to the starting lineup".
Wouldn't it be bad if Hoke was pinning his future on the daughter's of a opposing coach?
I chuckled.
HAHA epic. Great work.
made them 3 stars.
Yeah, and 5.5's at that.
The the bare minimum we can say they play the same position.
Well, judging by there 5'7'' stature...they sure fit the mold of your stereotypical Michigan cornerback
Tight end and wide receiver I would presume.
awesome go wings
awesome go wings
I am starting to get really concerned about class size. I mean, those girls are middling prospects at best. They lack size and athleticism - and frankly, we don't need to recruit any more slot ninjas in this offense. With these commitments, I don't know how we're going to get our priorities met for this class.
One thing I did like to see is that both Kristen and Lauren said they always wanted a Little Brother. Maybe there's hope for them yet.
can best Little Brother.
For some reason, I'm thinking about the Powder Puff episode from the first season of Friday Night Lights. I'm sure they could provide some depth in the defensive backfield.
Rivals has them ranked just ahead of Wormley and Warren Sapp.
Are they going to add depth in our Communications department? /s
since the girls have been Michigan fans their whole lives.
The RCMB Mods locked the schadenfreude thread already.
They lock every thread quickly after a Michigan verbal commitment. And they've completely nuked a couple threads recently, including the Ojemudia 10+pager.
HALOL. Good. Screw em.
but... the Ojemuida 10 pager was one of my favorite things to read lately :(
Will they qualify? Grades are the concern here. Not the top notch recruits we are hoping for but can be taught, but my concern is will they academically qualify. And Go Wings!!!!
Mark Dantonio himself would like to commit, but we aren't likely to offer. As the MSU coach, he's recruiting himself heavily, but may not be able to seal the deal.
Link or gtfo.
That doesn't sound like his style. He doesn't like to pressure recruits. He only wants himself if he really WANTS to be the head coach. If he has to sell himself to himself, then he doesn't want himself.
SpartyNo!
pad level?...
In the OMG Shirtless post
I love it haha
classic.
While I'm interested in their 40 times, I know better than to look into a girl's weight.
link?
Best. Post. Ever.
i love how skymall was one of the sources hahahaha
Finally we get a couple of DT's and the streak of commits in pairs continues
Finally we get a couple of DT's and the streak of commits in pairs continues
giggidy.
Fred Jackson describes Lauren as "similar playing style as Mark Ingram, except faster," and went on to praise Kristen as "a shiftier, more leadership focused version of Mike Hart."
The hair of Lucy Liu, the eyes of Jessica Alba, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the breasts of Scarlett Johansson, the abs of Fergie, Kim Kardashian's ass, and the legs of Jennifer Anniston.....
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<br>But better.
are your friends. Please get to know them.
Hilarious. Excellent work.
Peace
Ty