OT - Some things just can't wait for "This Week in Twitterverse"
Eric Dickerson ✔ @EricDickerson
I live in Calabasas too and @justinbieber needs to slow his ass down.
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With all due respect to BISB and his weekly "TWIT" column, I thought this was immediate board-worthy material.
Seems as if Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson, neighbors of Justin Bieber in the Calabasas neighborhood in the greater LA area, are not "Beliebers" in the Biebs' driving abiliites. Johnson even went so far as to follow Bieber home and tell him off in his driveway. Perhaps the best part of the story - Johnson drives a Prius while Bieber pilots a Ferrari. You just can't make this stuff up...anybody with daughters, lock 'em up and don't let them catch the fever!
Amanda Bynes flipped out last week too (I only know who that is because my daughter used to watch her TV show when she was 12). Here's a fun game: name the child stars who have not completely rotted out by the time they reached 20 years old. Jodie Foster, that's all I come up with. Even Michael Jackson kept it together until his mid to late 30s. I guess that kind of fame and wealth is more than a human adolescent can handle.
Lifetime achievement award.
If the Biebs keeps running afoul of the law (this issue, drugs in his tour bus on his last European tour, assaulting paparazzi, etc) and gets nabbed in Vegas, he and Juice may indeed be neighbors in the Lovelock Correctional Facility some day.
I'd rather I didn't, but I'm pretty sure anybody who watches CNN with any regularity knows as much as I do - anything he does is news whether I like it or not.
That's why CNN and the rest of cable news is a joke
"CNN's ratings are so low that now when the logo comes up James Earl Jones says 'you're watching CNN?'"
Apparently his daughter was in the car with him, so he drove her home and then went Casa Bieber to chew him out.
Full story from Yahoo here, this is now the third time I've read it and it gets better with each read.
Best part of the story was when Keyshawn got out of the Prius to confront Beiber, Bieber ran inside his house.
If Keyshawn were fast enough he would have caught the little dickhead before he got into his house. It seems, at the least, he could have grabbed a bit of the hair and had him tap out prior to hitting the treshhold.
Maybe he's still capable but didn't want to catch the fever?
... or assault charges. It's still assault, even if the victim is Canadian. Trust me, I've vetted this.
Grubby hosers with their maple scented currency...
They probably care because they don't want their families to get run over by a speeding car.....It doesn't appear as if their concern has anything to do with Bieber's celebrity status. My guess is Johnson would have done the same thing if you were the driver, we just wouldn't have heard about it.
Exactly. People speed by my house and I've been known to do the same. There are a lot of 2-8 year olds on my street, so I get really upset when it happens.
The guy who lived in my house before me was an old guy who lived by himself, but he loved the kids in the neighborhood. He often worked on his car in his garage or in the driveway, and when people would drive too fast by his house he was known to throw whatever tool was in his hand at the car.
but that is just freaking awesome. Thanks, I needed that laugh.
is further proof that just because you can afford it, does not mean you deserve to drive it
This doesn't surprise me at all. Although if I had a Ferrari I might speed every once in a while.
hope not through neighborhoods with children.
don't you have more important things to do right now... maybe finding a book about dragons?
jdon
needs to introduce that kid to Leif Garrett
I used to live in Calabasas a few years ago, back when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey lived there, and when the Kardashawhores first became famous. I never thought I'd see Calabasas in the news. What's interesting is how many celebrities I'd run into in Calabasas, at random places. When I moved there, I figured it was too quiet and too far away from the LA scene to see any celebrities- not that I really care about seeing celebrities.
Cool story bro?...not really.
Absolutely not, I think its actually quite generous. The world needs more disbeliebers. Thanks for your support!
Politics?!
I would love dearly to punch this dude in the solar plexus and drive off with his car, while blaring the new Selena Gomez blockbuster gem on whatever Kiss FM station airs out there....Yea, I'd so that.
....How hard is it to get into this gated community again?!!
Why does he have a house? Got tired of his parents curfew?
It would have to feel great
Anyone see Adorees twitter acct last night.....it said team 135? #Go blue
At this point, my heart is telling me to expect Peppers, Hand, Smith, Jackson, and McDowell. My brain is telling me to only expect 2 of those players total. My hopes are so high for this class that I can't help but be disappointed in February. Even if we get 3 of those players... life is hard.
So a teenager with a Ferrari drives too fast.