http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1234270/Document.pdf
[ED:BISB - Keep the discussion classy, or post goes bye-bye]
yes plz
Kristen Saban Accused of Assault
July 13th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
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Kristen Saban Accused of Assault
July 13th, 2012 at 3:49 PM | 
Ok
Ok
July 13th, 2012 at 3:49 PM |
This should be
This should be
This should be OT, and honestly, back off the girl. This is a matter between her, her sorority sisters, and the legal system.
July 13th, 2012 at 3:51 PM |
Hey - if you don't want shit
Hey - if you don't want shit
Hey - if you don't want shit to go public, don't beat the shit out of someone. Especially if your dad is a very public figure.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:23 PM |
OK..
OK..
OT..true..but why is this not okay to put up, when we talk about everything else on this board?
Her dad is a pubic figure (oops..I meant public, sort of)...and, well, if it were a guy, you probably wouldn't have the same response.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
July 13th, 2012 at 8:58 PM |
She is
She is
She is not a public figure.
July 14th, 2012 at 3:29 AM |
She is
She is
She is now.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
July 13th, 2012 at 3:50 PM |
Honestly - until the real
Honestly - until the real
Honestly - until the real violent stuff starts happening, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
July 13th, 2012 at 3:57 PM |
Completely agree. Especially
Completely agree. Especially
Completely agree. Especially after reading that sick shit yesterday. I know it was a violent altercation but I was picturing the coeds naked and playful, kinda like a sorority pillow fight.
"Ack ack!"
July 13th, 2012 at 4:01 PM |
too bad about the blood and swelling...but
too bad about the blood and swelling...but
you have some deep south sorority sisters all likkered up on drinking games and there's youtube and they're mad about boys and mad at each other and a cat fight breaks out and there are facebook postings and its Saban's daughter and you just can't beat it with a stick!
We're gonna play with toughness, we're gonna be responsible and we're gonna play with toughness. This is Michigan.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:16 PM |
It felt like I was reading
It felt like I was reading
It felt like I was reading "Drunken Tales Of Alabama" to a 4 year old.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:30 PM |
completely agree...
completely agree...
first page or three is pretty comical.
i take a bit of issue w/ #4 tho - "were playing “power hour” which is a drinking game on YouTube, ..." power hour and century club existed way before youtube. youtube may have just made it easier for ppl too lazy to make their own mix cid switching songs every minute.
also a little surprised they admitted in a legal document that young saban drove home from the bar, after power hour and the bar shenanigans. seems like she's daring the cops to give her a DUI/DWI too.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:34 PM |
Not that surprising, she’s
Not that surprising, she’s
Not that surprising, she’s the defendant. The surprising bit is where the attorney mentions that Ms. Grimes uttered the line “Well if she touches me, I’ll kill her” about Saban.
July 13th, 2012 at 6:42 PM |
Considering its a very
Considering its a very
Considering its a very incriminating comment made to a key witness who will be involved in the trial it's not surprising. Sometimes disclosure of damaging facts to your side at key points lessen the blow they play against you. Also, best it comes out when the plaintiffs attorney is depicting her as a victim and merely acting in self-defense. Allowing that fact to come out during the deposition of the witness would not look good.
"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:38 PM |
Seriously - a game on
Seriously - a game on
Seriously - a game on youtube. We just had a timer on the table that was set for one minute and someone had to reset every time we took a drink.
HOWEVA, later in college you could download a program called iPowerHour where you made a playlist of 60 songs in iTunes and it played the first minute of each song. I still have some of those on my old iPod. Almost all of them started with "This is How We Do it."
July 13th, 2012 at 8:17 PM |
Napster (yes that Napster)
Napster (yes that Napster)
Napster (yes that Napster) also had a variety of power hour playlists that could be searched for and downloaded. This was another way of playing the game. However, you had to enjoy the taste in music of the person who made the original mix.
July 14th, 2012 at 3:38 AM |
I had serious flashbacks
I had serious flashbacks
..not the fighting...but the drinking games, and waiting to go to Wafflehouse..
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
July 13th, 2012 at 5:48 PM |
I'll agree right there
I'll agree right there
"Nobody understands what it's like! Now lets all go to Waffle House at 3 AM because WTF else are you gonna do at 3 AM?"
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
July 13th, 2012 at 3:59 PM |
MOD'S RULING
MOD'S RULING
Topic is relevant, but no personal attacks on this young lady. She's a non-combatant in the Interweb Wars. Keep it classy, and the topic can stay.
/Assumes he will have to pull thread in 10 minutes.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:05 PM |
"I would never do this to you"
"I would never do this to you"
Great line, and if you believe the document it was apparently delivered with patience, an appropriate amount of melodrama, and a real knack for the moment. I bet you could have heard a pin drop.
In seriousness, I would bet being Nick Saban's child is no walk in the park. Sounds like she may need to talk to somebody with a different perspective on things.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:03 PM |
who is BV?
who is BV?
waiting to go to the waffle house?
why didn't they just go? I mean is it ever a bad time for chicken and waffles?
July 13th, 2012 at 4:07 PM |
If they would have went, it
If they would have went, it
If they would have went, it never would have happened.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
July 13th, 2012 at 6:56 PM |
Good defense strategy!
Good defense strategy!
Your honor, if the plaintiff had only left 10 minutes earlier to fill her gob with greasy goodness, this assault would never have occurred. ROLL TIDE. Defense rests.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:06 PM |
I hate mean drunks. I hope
I hate mean drunks. I hope
I hate mean drunks. I hope this chick gets taken to the cleaners.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:06 PM |
Word on the street
Word on the street
is that during her tenure as president of the sorority, they increased pledge class size by 60%.
Formerly 'mgoblaniel.'
July 13th, 2012 at 4:09 PM |
What that really means is
What that really means is
What that really means is that the sorority sucked before she got there. Or that Alabama doesn't have class limits like most schools do.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:16 PM |
.
.
also, in the Greek system, "forty time" refers to something entirely different.
Formerly 'mgoblaniel.'
July 13th, 2012 at 4:19 PM |
What - so only Greeks drink
What - so only Greeks drink
What - so only Greeks drink 40's now?
July 13th, 2012 at 4:22 PM |
Do football players only run for exactly 40 yards?
Do football players only run for exactly 40 yards?
Do football players only run for exactly 40 yards?
Formerly 'mgoblaniel.'
July 13th, 2012 at 4:28 PM |
Maybe I misunderstood what
Maybe I misunderstood what
Maybe I misunderstood what you said (because I have no idea what this post has to do with anything). Were you insinuating that only students in the Greek system drink 40s? Or did you mean something else by saying that Greeks had a different definition of forty time.
Please don't answer my question with a question again.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:09 PM |
Wait. Let me get this
Wait. Let me get this
Wait. Let me get this straight. The Dean of Students of a very large public university "responded to the emergency department" in response to an altercation involving students??
That must be one very very busy Dean.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:13 PM |
That complaint is hilarious.
That complaint is hilarious.
That complaint is hilarious. An act of high comedy, really. Not the situation, but the rambling mess that is the complaint itself.
July 13th, 2012 at 5:47 PM |
Thinking the same thing...
Thinking the same thing...
I was thinking the exact same thing! This has to be the poorest excuse for a complaint that I've seen in a long time. The attorney must be a newbie, I guess.
"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark."
July 13th, 2012 at 4:13 PM |
If there's a bloodline in
If there's a bloodline in
If there's a bloodline in America that must continue, it's definitely the Saban's:
Wonderful people, those Saban's.
Go Blue!
July 13th, 2012 at 4:15 PM |
Rounders can't be too happy
Rounders can't be too happy
Rounders can't be too happy about this, not good to show up in a legal document serving drinks to a bunch of 19 year olds.
Plus the fact that she drove them all home. Just great.
Third generation Michigan alum
July 13th, 2012 at 4:16 PM |
Am i the only one bothered
Am i the only one bothered
Am i the only one bothered that it mentions her repeatedly drinking and then the fact that she drove everyone home?
Quick! To the Hindenpeter!
July 13th, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
Nope
Nope
I saw that as well. One or two here and there and it's probably all good. But sounds like she had been drinking for hours... to the point where she was getting emotional and belligerent.
Third generation Michigan alum
July 13th, 2012 at 4:29 PM |
If they played power hour in
If they played power hour in
If they played power hour in addition to going to the bar, then she had plenty. Hell, most girls I know wouldn't be able to find their car at that point, let alone drive it home.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:50 PM |
As a guy who worked on campus
As a guy who worked on campus
As a guy who worked on campus bars for about 4 years, I can tell you that very few people have problems finding their cars at the end of the night. Unfortunately, she is the rule, not the exception.
Hail.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
Nope
Nope
Double post... ah well.
Third generation Michigan alum
July 13th, 2012 at 4:28 PM |
Exactly!
Exactly!
That's what I immediately pulled out of this. If she's drunk enough to do what she did, how the hell did she drive them home? And even if Sarah doesn't want to press criminal charges, isn't that grounds for arrest itself?
July 13th, 2012 at 4:36 PM |
saw that too....
saw that too....
definitely seems outrageous. no way she was ok to drive after power hour and bar time.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
How about we turn this into a general "MEAN GIRLS" thread?
How about we turn this into a general "MEAN GIRLS" thread?
Speaking of girl-on-girl assault, our very own Michigan-lovin' Goddess of Jiggle has been subjected to some heinous attack by what seems to be some kinda pro-anorexia blogger:
(caution: auto-starting embedded video in article is NSFW, plus the volume kicks on pretty high, so mute and the stop the video if stock Kate-Jiggle footage is not appropriate for your venue)
Evidently, Kate is fat by this fashionista's standard, calling her "piggie" and a cow. But, as discussed it the article, it sounds like the blogger has already had ill winds blow back in her presumably waifish face, perhaps causing her to keel over or, perhaps, sail up into the air kite-style.
To summarize, girls are mean to other girls, including goddess-type substances.
"You know, for a bartender/bookie, you're pretty judgmental."
July 13th, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
The best line.
The best line.
"Everyone in the kitchen was used to seeing Kristen behave this way, and no one thought much of it."
July 13th, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
Let's not skip over the
Let's not skip over the
Let's not skip over the really disturbing part here. These girls had been drinking for atleast 4 straight hours depending on when the bar closed and then Kristen drove them home.
July 13th, 2012 at 7:19 PM |
Yes!
Yes!
My thought exactly!
July 13th, 2012 at 4:26 PM |
I posted this in the Friday
I posted this in the Friday
I posted this in the Friday random discussion thread, but how about a sign for Dallas: "Everybody hates Alabama! Yayyyyyyyy!"
July 13th, 2012 at 6:16 PM |
The idea has legs....serious
The idea has legs....serious
The idea has legs....serious legs
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
July 13th, 2012 at 6:55 PM |
EDIT: Sign should read
EDIT: Sign should read
EDIT: Sign should read "Nobody likes Alabama! Yayyyyyy!!!!"
July 13th, 2012 at 4:27 PM |
How screwed up do you have to
How screwed up do you have to
How screwed up do you have to be to be an embarassment to the Saban family name? Heck, I'm not even mad.
July 13th, 2012 at 4:31 PM |
Too bad RDT's doesn't post
Too bad RDT's doesn't post
Too bad RDT's doesn't post here anymore, then we could get an idea of the vibe on campus. I bet the girls were drinking Summer Shandy.
Ok
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.