I hope he moves to NYC for retirement and is forced to watch nothing but Rutgers sports on local cable channels.
Good luck finding Rutgers sports on local cable channels, here. NYC not giving a shit about Rutgers couldn't be more true!
Fine. He can live in Piscataway, NJ. Or maybe Piscataway's residents also don't give a shit about Rutgers sports?
This is a good idea on the surface; I'm just not sure which is a worse fate: being made to live in NJ or being forced to live in NYC. Both are horrible fates. Although both are unthinkable when you include being forced to only watch Rutgers.
There are some really nice areas in NJ.
Rutger has sports?
Who woulda known!
But mostly he has to watch rutger football.
Posbang??
Posbang.
POSBANG!!!!
Peanut Butter Posbang Time!
I’m here for the posbang.
All day every day until 6/30/2020.
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Gene Smith or Urban will probably be his replacement.
Man, the thought of gene smith replacing him is both terrifying and possible.
I was thinking of TV Teddy Valentine replacing Delaney. That position could use a little pizzazz and showmanship.
Well you posted this at 11:11, so now it has to come true. Good fucking job, Eli.
Urban should be able to do the job while still having ample time to spend with his family and recover from his various maladies.
could probably keep teaching his ethics class as well
Future historians will look at this era as the Upside Down Times.
24//7/365
STOP
no no no no no NO
I can't hear you LA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Oh Lawd, sweet baby Jesus!!! Yes!!!!
Make this a Pos Bang!
Fuck yes!
Be careful what you wish for, guys.
So true....
is public policy swiss cheese? it all makes sense now...
Seeing that the Big Ten ADs and presidents seemed overly satisfied with Delaney (aside from us, of course), I would not be surprised if the replacement is as bad or worse.
Bye Felicia!!
So what's the B1G fan equivalent of the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"? I guess we'll find out next year.
Classic case where he did some good things early on-the Big 10 was ahead of the curve on several things, including the network. But he ran out of ideas and stayed to long. A mixed record at best with a bad finish.
He will never make to 6/2020 and shouldn't.
Why do you think he'll never make it? Do you think someone will assassinate him? Will he die of a medical issue? Car crash? Just retire early? Expound on this, please...
Guy is old, but he has access to the best medical care money can buy (God knows he has enough money to buy his own plan), and - according to various posters here - masturbates regularly. So I'd guess he's in fairly good condition...
If anyone thinks his replacement will be some Michigan-friendly guy who cares way more about B10 Sports than money, you are sorely mistaken.
OP is just leading you down the primrose path...
It's a fool's paradise
Obligatory
You won't be missed.
My joy at Delany leaving is tempered only by my fear that use of this meme will slowly dwindle away.
No indication he's stepping down from that role.
Well maybe the comedian part.
I'm surprised this was posted this far down. Definitely an auto-post for Delany topics.
What is the origin of this joke? I’ve always wondered.
Delaney's wry sense of humor and his insatiable lust, I'm assuming
I hope the door hits him on the butt on the way out.
He would probably find that enjoyable...
While I hope for a Michigan friendly commish the truth is that OSU is driving the money cart and I'm looking to see Gene Smith behind the wheel in the not so distant future. Or someone of that ilk.
Hackett anyone ?
Go Blue!