Hoke promises free donuts to students before noon games
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/brady-hoke-promises-fre…
So maybe showing up early and waiting in line isn't such a bad thing afterall?
Are they going to be spiked with alcohol?
I'm there.
DM:HD?
(Doesn't matter: Have donuts)
This sounds deliciously homer.
scowls
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Exactly what i was thinking. The idea of coach Hoke having to contain himself around thousands of donuts is probably the most popular thread on RCMB today.
They are going to make their "Hoke is fat" jokes regardless. MSU fans are stupid and unimaginative.
Their coach is the one with the heart problems, so....take the board out of your eye.
Long term, Hoke is going to own MSU.
How the heck are they to be handed out? at the gate? Boxes on the bleachers? A fighter jet flying overhead and dropping a cascade of donuts at 700 mph?
I'm picturing donuts being thrown in the air after the 1st Michigan touchdown.
Donuts stack nicely in the t-shirt cannon.
I read this in a Hank Hill voice and it was fantastic.
*Tremendous
April 24th, 2013 at 11:39 PM ^
Is a capital idea.
Subs would be so much more effective.
Don't be crazy.
This exchange made me really happy.
I read this and the first thing that popped into my head was" The Michigan Difference". Don't get me wrong, Hot Chocolate with Baileys is right up my ally at this stage of life, just probably not when I was in college. I would have gone with Hot Chocolate and something a little stronger.
I forget what it is called, but on a few noon games when its really cold out, we sometimes start the day with a nice drink with coffee, hot chocolate, rum, and baileys.
I won't give away the main ingredient of the four, but it rhymes with rum.
Sounds like an interesting cocktail recipe.
sounds barftastic.
I was incredibly apprehensive, but it was smooth. I looked it up; it's Jamacain coffee or some variation.
2 shots rum, 2 of coffee, one of each baileys and hot chocolate!
....I still don't think you're getting the concern!
Break it down for a guy who's watching everything whiz over his head?
a few drunk sorority girls who would be interested in, ahhh, the "alternate" recipe.
Just sayin'...
They're talking about sex.
Okay, think of a word that rhymes with "rum" that isn't "rum". Now realize your audience here and what types of jokes may appeal to that audience.
If that doesn't work, well, your secret drink ingredient has turned from rum into....
I'm a fucking idiot. Thanks for going easy on me guys. I blame it on finals week.
Hey, better for the joke to go over your head than into your mouth.
#RIMSHOT /beherrallweek
Awesome.....awesome to the max.
Steaming hot coffee too? It can get pretty cold early on a November morning. The combination of caffeine and sugar will make for one loud student section.
1 GB/sec?
Leaders and best
I wish I was still in school. I hope they are from Washtenaw Dairy.
Michelle: [holds up box of donuts] Want one? Tommy: I'd better not. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and I'd get them lodged right in this region here.
Tommy Boy! Thank you for this. Now I've spent the last 20 minutes watching Chirs Farley clips on youtube.
Just watched Beverly Hills Ninja last night. I'm a pretty big Farley fan.
None of the students care about donuts, we want to tailgate with our friends and sit with our friends too without waiting in line for hours. Going into my senior year, I have waited my time and want my seating group near the field.
Whiner.
No, it's okay, you are getting a 1-2 dollar donut for your time in line.
Oh you poor soul, putting in 3 hard years watching Michigan games in the Big House from seats that, regarless of row or section, still provided you a great view of the action.
I don't know how to put this any more sucinctly, but Michigan Football - IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
Only if you're 40 years old and can afford front row seats. Otherwise, screw you plebians.