Bielema's Arkansas move explained
The good folks at BHGP have pieced together why Bielema has moved on. And done so in a form we can all understand. Chart?
Chart:
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December 6th, 2012 at 9:28 AM ^
I think the last two columns need to be switched
December 6th, 2012 at 9:28 AM ^
The BHGP crew is always pretty funny, I think they did a Jim Bollman Offensive Chart once too, it had things like "3rd and 10+ yards" - Slants
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM ^
But not one by BHGP, unfortunately.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:13 AM ^
it looks a little like Greg Davis' call sheet.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:36 AM ^
December 6th, 2012 at 1:02 PM ^
I lol'd
December 6th, 2012 at 9:28 AM ^
Looks like he is due for a crew cut too.
December 6th, 2012 at 12:41 PM ^
Mmmmm, popcorn shrimp /drools like Homer Simpson
December 6th, 2012 at 9:36 AM ^
"embiggen" Jedidiah Springfield would be proud.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:40 AM ^
December 6th, 2012 at 9:46 AM ^
I feel Ohio State and Penn State banned from post season play should probably be under "sports event".
I therefore declare this chart null and void, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, I the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
December 6th, 2012 at 9:49 AM ^
Not sure how to moderate this so will do nothing.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:57 AM ^
was just looking for a time that I could post Wonka's rant out there, so - this seemed like a good of time as any.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:58 AM ^
I thought it was the bags of money and the BBQ...
December 6th, 2012 at 10:14 AM ^
"It's revealed that Lane Kiffin is Dan Tosh"
That's fantastic. And probably true.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:17 AM ^
is on his daily to-do list, which will get him killed v. Nick Saban, who has a microchip that rehearses plays for him while he has sexual congress (with almost anything) and watches game film on his port-a-potty DVD while he poops (once weekly). It's all about the precious nanoseconds in the ESS-EEE-SEE.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:24 AM ^
"Living by the chart is just so... so freeing. You don't have to think, you don't have to worry -- just look at the row, look at the column, and boom, you know that it's time to get a fresh crew cut." - from the BHGP piece
Bret is probably busy during this transition to Arkansas, of course, but he should think about popping his collar, eating cheese and going for two sometime in the next five or six months as Kate Middleton is expecting twins, no less. Actually, I wonder if this means he has to pop the collar on his shirt and jacket, eat double the cheese, and end two consecutive drives with two-point conversions. The implications are mind-boggling.....and pretty funny. Good find, OP.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:39 AM ^
......anyone ever heard of the "I Ching"?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:22 AM ^
December 6th, 2012 at 10:49 AM ^
I love that one of the choices is "enlist."
December 6th, 2012 at 10:57 AM ^
a couple off years for Wisconsin hockey added to 7'0 400lb lineman being in short supply everywhere and securing those Canadian recruiting grounds looks very tempting.
December 6th, 2012 at 11:48 AM ^
December 6th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^
is my favorite. Haha, fresh.