batshit insanity

The good folks at BHGP have pieced together why Bielema has moved on. And done so in a form we can all understand. Chart?

Chart:

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http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/12/5/3730922/bielema-attributes-departure-to-following-elaborate-life-chart

 Yeah, you heard me, it explodes and I end up landing square on my head.

 This cannot be happening again.

 Again?

 Nothing.

The rest:

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/9/18/3352600/mark-weisman-human-target

Edit: Damn. Mods, board pleeeease?!

The intrigue.

"I know, I know, we already designed some Pro Combat uniforms for Penn State," said head designer Christopher Polyblend. "But pressure has come down from on high to go back to the drawing board."

"We thought about bringing Penn State fully to the present day, but decided that the shock would be too great for the fans, and so we have brought the uniforms up to 1991 instead," said Polyblend.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/6/13/3083164/pro-combat-goes-b1g...

Possibly the best one yet.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/14/3018610/pro-combat-goes-b1g-minnesota-edition

[Edit: Image won't resize. Here's your dose of Prince and Gopher for the day.]