I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
Black Heart Gold Pants, the chaotic neutral Iowa sbnation blog, probably has the best sense of humor of any of the college football blogs. This is probably a necessary condition for surviving Iowa football on a consistent basis.
Their podcast has a tradition of co-opting popular summer songs by applying BHGP's particular brand of anarchic semi-despondency: last summer's version was Call Me Maybe.
They've just debuted their new theme song based on Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines. Here's a sample of the corn-fed Iowa goodness:
'We’re gonna 4-and-8 ya, punt from the 38 ya, lose to I-O-Wa State ya"
The link is here: link.
The good folks at BHGP have pieced together why Bielema has moved on. And done so in a form we can all understand. Chart?
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Worth checking out this podcast as Iowa and MSU prepare to play:
Sparty has identified AIRBHG-brother who hates MSU offensive line
Gholston not over-rated just keyed on
MSU starts slow
Burbridge now top receiving threat (i.e., can catch a ball)
Number 1 and 2 TE for MSU both out
Edit: Damn. Mods, board pleeeease?!
Or "How a two star recruit from Texas who practiced at receiver last year will start at running back when Iowa's season opens up"
Pantry = nearly bare
"I know, I know, we already designed some Pro Combat uniforms for Penn State," said head designer Christopher Polyblend. "But pressure has come down from on high to go back to the drawing board."
"We thought about bringing Penn State fully to the present day, but decided that the shock would be too great for the fans, and so we have brought the uniforms up to 1991 instead," said Polyblend.