Meta: Screw hamsters, Brian needs capybaras for the MGoServers
Judging from the way the site is performing tonight after the NFL results, it will be MGoServer Apocalypse regardless of whether Jim Harbaugh comes to Ann Arbor or stays in the NFL. Brian, Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris is probably what you need, because extra hamsters aren't going to be up to the task. I'd place a call down to Uruguay tonight.
December 14th, 2014 at 9:50 PM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 9:55 PM ^
I've never had an access or usability issue on the MGoBlog app for iPad & iPhone. I don't use it all that often, but it always seems to execute flawlessly.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:42 PM ^
Pun intended?
December 15th, 2014 at 7:23 AM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:13 PM ^
ive enjoyed it but can you imagine what will happen WHEN Harbaugh accepts the job?
December 14th, 2014 at 10:18 PM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
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December 15th, 2014 at 10:21 AM ^
Larry needs to throw us a bone and give the site a bit of computing power. I think he has enough.
December 14th, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:11 PM ^
Richard Gere's website.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:27 PM ^
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December 14th, 2014 at 11:05 PM ^
I hope not.
December 14th, 2014 at 9:59 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 5:30 AM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
and I'm willing to walk to Ann Arbor if that will help the site.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:02 PM ^
if harbie comes
December 14th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
I'll shave my pubes and burn it as incense?
December 14th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
Capybaras are a myth.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:08 PM ^
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December 14th, 2014 at 10:11 PM ^
It's a way of letting me know something big in UofM sports just happened. Then I go to my secondary news sources for info (ESPN, DetNews, etc).
December 14th, 2014 at 10:11 PM ^
mgoblog will go up in smoke!
December 14th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
We'll see a llot of "General Network Error" or "Cannot Connect to ... The "Cannot Connect to SQL Server"
December 14th, 2014 at 10:13 PM ^
What's this? Don acknowledging there's a chance we could get Harbaugh?
December 14th, 2014 at 10:13 PM ^
They are, of course, already working in the background as IT support....
December 14th, 2014 at 10:14 PM ^
Ill take 20
December 14th, 2014 at 11:56 PM ^
That...is.... awesome.
http://imgur.com/user/WhiteRosePikachu/favorites/7f1Ej
Brian may have the otter of ennui, but we have the capybara of delirium.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:15 PM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:19 PM ^
The Bad Gateways are a goddamn tradition people. It's a universal experience that gets our stomachs twisting because we know that they are markers of some important moment in M sports. It ties us together. Leave the hamsters alone.
December 15th, 2014 at 5:31 AM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:21 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 4:05 AM ^
without having a way for providing a beat!
December 14th, 2014 at 10:26 PM ^
Yeah, as much as I'll want to visit, I think I'll just smile and have a few celebratory beers if Harbaugh is hired. This place will be pandemonium. I'll just have to entertain myself reactivating my Facebook account so I can harass my numerous OSU/MSU friends calling Harbaugh a wishful delusion for us.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:30 PM ^
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December 14th, 2014 at 10:36 PM ^
If capybaras prove insufficient, Brian could travel deep into the Fire Swamp to grab some R.O.U.S.s
EDIT: Damn, I see someone in the longer "Niners Eliminated" thread beat me to it. The three dangers of the fire swamp are flame spouts, lightning sand, and unoriginal MGoPosts.
December 15th, 2014 at 2:25 AM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^
I have a dachshund that can put in some work.
December 14th, 2014 at 10:57 PM ^
Poor guy is trying
December 14th, 2014 at 11:03 PM ^
December 14th, 2014 at 11:31 PM ^
Rodent union is an interesting tag. MGoServers will crater if Harbaugh announces his return. Small price to pay.
December 15th, 2014 at 12:31 AM ^
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December 15th, 2014 at 9:37 AM ^
I'm surronded by spartans and even a few buckeyes. I only hope that we get the news during the work day so I can run around the office to catch their tears.
/almost bought a capybara once.
December 15th, 2014 at 12:31 PM ^
Just get a wolverine to supervise and see how hamster efficiency vastly improves.
December 15th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
Zooboomafoo? Thats my son's favorite show, and we have seen the Capybara episode probably somewhere between 45 and 450,000 times