CC: My Kitten Mikey
Instead of Ron Zook I propose we consider my cat Mikey
Pros:
- Cuddly
- Purrs when you pick him up
- Can be entertained by a ball of yarn for hours
- Won't interfere with coordinators game plans
- Will make team smile
- Knows how to use cat box when it needs to poop
- Low contract demands
Cons:
- Can't speak English
- Doesn't know what a football is
- Won't wear a headset either
- Sometimes coughs up furballs at inappropriate times
- Can be easily distracted by birds and shiney things
- Pretty sure he wants to run manball
November 5th, 2014 at 4:01 PM ^
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November 5th, 2014 at 4:12 PM ^
It's me and my cat.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:25 PM ^
I'd prefer to still think of mGrowOld as that blonde hottie in his profile photo. If it's his wife, mGrowOld is probably the world's greatest success story. If it's his daughter, well... ewww. If it's his nanny, I wouldn't be surprised, our family's nanny is a blonde model too.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:45 PM ^
It's my wife. She honestly does have pretty severe vision issues with her retinas which explains a lot.
November 5th, 2014 at 5:13 PM ^
she's aware, but not fully aware.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:55 PM ^
he was married to a smokin' hot wife but as punishment was stuck rooting for Cleveland teams, most notably the Browns. If that's not true, that would still be a reasonable price to pay for a hot wife.
November 5th, 2014 at 5:12 PM ^
Well you changed the picture because originally it was just a cat. Although i much orefer the kitty in your avatar.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:10 PM ^
Official GIF. for CC post replies
November 5th, 2014 at 4:03 PM ^
We get it, there are a lot of CC posts. That doesn't make this less stupid.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
No this is completely stupid and intentionally so. When I saw a Ron Zook thread I figured all control had been lost.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:25 PM ^
RON ZOOK!?!?!?! HEAD EXPLODE
November 5th, 2014 at 4:03 PM ^
"Lack of internet" must be a major recruiting pitch to be a wizard and go to Hogwarts.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:05 PM ^
...my fear is that he'll get the job and then just nap for 18 hours a day.
November 5th, 2014 at 5:48 PM ^
once you go to sleep, he'll wake up and start playing with your sleeping self.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
Bo Pelini approves.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
for CC-Lane Kiffin
November 5th, 2014 at 4:29 PM ^
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/lane-kiffin-next-michigan-hc
[HINT: Read the tags before you tag it too seriously]
November 5th, 2014 at 4:09 PM ^
Things that are good about cats
- soft fur
- cute face
- fluffy tail
- adorable
- dry
This cat fails on all levels
See http://worstcats.tumblr.com for more pictures of this breed of cat.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:21 PM ^
I can't believe a dog has so many good things to say about cats.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:45 PM ^
That's a baby Hippo!
November 5th, 2014 at 6:08 PM ^
or maybe...it's an adult pygmy hippo
November 5th, 2014 at 4:08 PM ^
related to this cat?
November 5th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^
Oh look an Indiana cornerback.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:12 PM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 4:25 PM ^
If your cat isn't interested, we could offer your lenses.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:33 PM ^
As I'm sure you know all too well getting old sucks.
November 5th, 2014 at 5:09 PM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 5:31 PM ^
to the alternative?
November 6th, 2014 at 10:48 AM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 4:28 PM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 4:29 PM ^
that cat is the finniest thing I've seen in weeks
November 5th, 2014 at 4:38 PM ^
I like this CC thread better than most of the others in all honesty. Except for the Snake Plisken one and also Voldemort. The non-legit CC threads are every bit of a joke as this one, except, I actually read this one because I knew it would be worth my time. I don't care about Greg Schiano, PJ Fleck, Ron Zook or any other coach who will not be seriously considered.
+1 to the OP
November 5th, 2014 at 4:54 PM ^
Like the thread too. Although, I'd rather the University perform it's due diligence than disregard some canidates before they know anything about them. How can you serioulsy consider some coaches it you don't know they exist or don't know as many details about them as possible?
November 5th, 2014 at 4:39 PM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 4:39 PM ^
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November 5th, 2014 at 5:31 PM ^
Godsakes!
November 6th, 2014 at 7:34 AM ^
is taking his time, feline things out right now.
November 5th, 2014 at 4:49 PM ^
November 5th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^
You litterally have a ton of Cat jokes!
November 5th, 2014 at 8:08 PM ^