USC CB May Not Be Telling The Truth About Drowning
Coach Sarkisian has received a few contradicting stories about the events of the drowning. Looks like this story may not be over, and it's not looking good for Josh Shaw.
Sarkisian says he has received contradicting stories on Shaw and what happened. He said team is investigating.
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) August 26, 2014
August 26th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
OK...I actually do like hot dogs. Especially ones from the ball park even though they are $5 and soggy.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
I don't enjoy Kenny G's music...
August 26th, 2014 at 2:33 PM ^
You are lucky to no longer live in Ypsilanti. I live here and cannot stand it.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:34 PM ^
I don't like Draftageddon.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:47 PM ^
I don't even get Draftageddon. How does one win Draftageddon? Have I missed the end of season Fantasy Draftageddon Championship Extravaganza every year? I've always felt like I was the one mgostupidhead who didn't know the point of the whole dang thing. Maybe I'm supposed to read every Draftageddon article in its entirety to figure it all out, but it's too long... so I gave up.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:56 PM ^
I'm not one of those "TL;DR" people, but I definitely feel like I missed the boat on that one.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:37 PM ^
I am not Mike Hart.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:38 PM ^
I am not Desmond Howard.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:04 PM ^
Desmond.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:40 PM ^
In 2007, I was 100% rooting for Michigan to win, but for App to not get blown out. I was very dissappointed that Michigan lost, but proud of App for what they accomplished. For me, that was the least painful loss by a Michigan football team.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:08 PM ^
This is actually hilarious. Surprised you don't have more upvotes.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
... I love broccoli... that's not cooked...
August 26th, 2014 at 2:53 PM ^
I'm actually STIII,
and I'm not a particularly good shooter.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:46 PM ^
I. I. I let the dogs out.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:47 PM ^
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August 26th, 2014 at 2:47 PM ^
I suppose these things are healthy once in a while:
- Despite my avatar, I am neither cyan in hue nor do I have wings.
- Though a lifelong Wolverine, I very nearly went to USC just for a change of scenery.
- I woke up on a bench in Allmendinger Park in Ann Arbor the morning after the Baylor game in 1997. I still am unsure how I got there, although the blistering hangover might be a clue.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:55 PM ^
I am royalty, but more of an oligarch
August 26th, 2014 at 3:01 PM ^
I am not cool. Not at all. And I definitely am not the. Please don't tell my wife.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:05 PM ^
I don't wear straw hats.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^
I know I fooled many of you
August 26th, 2014 at 3:34 PM ^
I always assumed you were Red's son Gordie.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^
but I don't have an empire.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:14 PM ^
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...
but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:40 PM ^
Wow, I didn't know Chunk was a michigan fan. I thought he'd be a big Duck fan.
August 26th, 2014 at 6:09 PM ^
Great story, you had me laughing out loud at work, alone in my office. The second read through also got me.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:16 PM ^
I am TIMMMAAY!
August 26th, 2014 at 3:26 PM ^
I can't read.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:26 PM ^
August 26th, 2014 at 3:29 PM ^
I'm not REALLY the comatose writer sleeping in an oxygen chamber from The Big Lebowski
August 26th, 2014 at 3:33 PM ^
I don't live in Nashville, Michigan. I live in Nashville, Tennessee.
And
I'm Keyser Soze
August 26th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
I'm not really a wild, snarling badger. I don't even like Wisconsin.
August 26th, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^
I guess michigas would be spelled with an "a" though it's pronounced michigahs, which looks less like a digestive issue, but gosling is spelled with an "o"...
And I'm not a baby bootie.
I feel so much better now.
August 26th, 2014 at 4:13 PM ^
I saw Milli Vanilli in concert
August 26th, 2014 at 8:14 PM ^
If you get my meaning.
August 26th, 2014 at 4:27 PM ^
longer in Grand Rapids, but rather Kalamazoo.
I also did not invent the question mark.
August 26th, 2014 at 4:43 PM ^
I have moved to Grand Rapids
And I have little use for punctuation
August 26th, 2014 at 5:08 PM ^
Greg McMurtry.
August 26th, 2014 at 5:10 PM ^
I am not a professor, and my last name is not Greenberg, although I am Jewish.
August 26th, 2014 at 5:21 PM ^
I was born in Toledo, Ohio.
My new job has me moving to Wisconsin and when Michigan isn't playing I might start rooting for Wisconsin a little.
OH GOD THERE I SAID IT. I feel dirty. I need to take a shower.
August 26th, 2014 at 5:35 PM ^
August 26th, 2014 at 5:46 PM ^
I am not really pro football HOF John "Blood" McNally... just a fan of the Packers and think it is an awesome nickname.
Plus, back in the day, my basketball style best resembled a poor man's Bill Laimbeer.
August 26th, 2014 at 6:19 PM ^
August 26th, 2014 at 6:57 PM ^
I graduated... whoops.
August 26th, 2014 at 8:48 PM ^
...maybe it's time to change your MGoBoard Member avatar to something more fitting?
Truth in advertising and all that....
August 26th, 2014 at 2:05 PM ^
Everyone negged the hell out of GucciMane in the first thread when this story came out, because he was saying it was ridiculous to jump and not use the stairs.
Now some new info comes out and it's okay for people to question what he did? WTF.
People need to go back and take away ther neg vote for being so quick to hate on someone who shared the same reasoning that people are alright with coming out and saying now.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:09 PM ^
August 26th, 2014 at 2:24 PM ^
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August 26th, 2014 at 2:39 PM ^
You clearly don't have children, or else you would agree with me.
August 26th, 2014 at 2:54 PM ^