Perfect First Weekend for Michigan Football
The season starts out with Appalachain State. Leading up to the game, ESPN decides to add 6 hours of college gameday to talk about The Horror. After Big and Rich get done singing, cameras zoom in to the set with Corso, Fowler, Desmond, and Herbstreit all holding beers.. After a few minutes of Chris Fowler talking, Herby abruptly takes his shirt off, swirls it in the air, and flips off the camera. Following the episode, ESPN announced that it has fired Kirk Herbstreit and is hiring Denard to replace him. Kickoff brings more good fortune as Jabrill Peppers returns the opening kickoff hurdling all 11 ASU players enroute to the endzone. Following that touchdown, App State fumbles the next 5 kickoffs for TDs which makes the score 42-0. Gardner then throws a couple 80 yard passing TDs and has a couple of 80 yard rushing TDs to make the score 91-0 at halftime. The Mountaineers decide to forfeit the game at halftime citing player safety. Following the game, Ohio State is found to be sponsoring the underground drug cartels in Colombia and the school is shut down by the federal government.
Go to bed and sober up, man.
That's what I'm saying.
We know.
I see what you did there. That's funny stuff right there.
I'm waiting to here who gets Braylon's number.
If even 10% of this happens, I think it will be a pretty dang good weekend
I'm no psychologist, but this seems...unbalanced.
+1 (insightful)
The Friday leading up to the game, we wrangle up all the ESPN producers and video guys and flash them with the Men in Black memory eraser thing so there's no mention of The Horror whatsoever
The Friday leading up to the game, we wrangle up all the ESPN producers and video guys and flash them
I'M DRUNK TOO YOU ALL GET UPVOTES
Obviously.
i know it's a bit much to hope for 5 unforced fumbles on 5 straight kicks, but maybe we're all just too cynical.
I was going to discuss Jabrill Peppers then I got high
Now I'm posting random and I know why, hey hey
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
DaDaDa. Da. Da. Da.
Archer?
Speaking of Afro Man, I had the good fortune of seeing him perform live for all of his ~20 minute set at the DKE house this past winter. Truly a show for the ages.
I'll have you know that this dude most certainly typed this with only one hand on the keyboard. Respect.
I just hope you weren't there watching...
"ESPN decides to add 6 hours of college gameday to talk about The Horror"
AND
"hiring Denard to replace him" (I'd prefer him making a name for himself in the NFL first)
...are not part of a perfect weekend.
Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...
I don't think he stopped.
This one may come down yet - no, it likely will eventually - but I am rather interested in how long it will be before the OP comes back to tell us if Guatemalan Insanity Peppers were in the chili that he was eating and whether or not at any point this story involves wandering naked across a golf course. Also, did anyone in the dream sound like Johnny Cash?
No Kate Upton in your perfect weekend?
This is the best MGoThread in a long time. Stop hating haters
If not, OMG Shirtless and Posbangs would be the best threads...oh and appreciation threads.