We may have been going about this NIL all wrong...
Surely, free Zingerman's has to be worth a 5-star?
Somewhere in Louisville, Papa John is sitting by himself in a corner sobbing away.
.....along with urban
Fuck urban meyer and everything he stands for 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Even those things he sits for...
Even those things he lays down for.
Lol, he stands for very little.
Oddly enough, he does stand for lapdances.
And fuck the Diaz brothers! We bury those cockaroaches...
Hahaha! I randomly text that to people to along with “so, say good night to the bad guy!”
Fuck Papa John and everything he stands for. His pizza is not good, either...
Fun fact, he attempted to steal the pizza sauce recipe from a place called Greek's. It is a locally owned place on Ball State's campus. He worked there in college and the reason Papa John's sauce is on the sweeter side is bc of his attempt to steal the original. He didn't get it right. Greek's is still 1000x better.
In high school, I would have taken that deal.
Even back then, when I could eat a huge amount of anything, I think I would have gotten tired of pizza after a while. But if they were offering the cash equivalent ...
As an old person I can truthfully say, you NEVER get tired of pizza!
So, Zingerman's was always a hike from WQ. What about Cottage Inn, Pizza House, and Backroom all team up to give the kids some variety?
I got all the Cap’n Crunch I could eat from West Quad. I guess I was ahead of my time.
My boss chased Woodson to a table and took the cereal box away from him. She had a rule that you couldn’t take the box. He just went and filled up a ton of bowls instead.
We used to drop the box out the window, then go get it and take it back to the room.
Sounds like your boss had elite speed.
These days #2 does that with red wine.
Somewhere Pat Massey just began weeping.
Removed
You guys want to save money purchasing the things you already buy? If your friends join, you get paid. I know calling a con Conway is too obvious but… Smell this cologne? It is just like c.k. Pig shit but costs 20% less.
Free Zingermans for life would exceed the U.S. GDP.
Mike Gittleson nods approvingly about free pizza for life.
Nicely done! Subtle, not overplayed, must be a serious Michigan football fan to understand...
+1, sir!!!
Isn't "If he attends Louisville" the only thing about NIL that's "against the rules."
The NCAA is more messy than it's ever been, and that is sure saying a lot.
“We’re prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want at any of our stores plus — ”
“I’ll take it!”
He can just order 50 pizzas a day and sell em to all his classmates!
Blimpy quints for life.
It would be free hookers for life if Pitino was still running things.
A pizza-hooker combo deal? That's pretty much every episode of Two and A Half Men.
So pay for play?