IMPORTANT: ETERNAL VICTORY OVER THE FORCES OF NOODLE
Make it stop
EDIT: Huzzah!
Love it or hate it, the "Noodle" was ONLY inside Michigan Stadium as part of the inaugural W.O.W. Friday (i.e. Gameday Destination). #GoBlue
August 30th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
noodle?
August 30th, 2013 at 2:25 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 2:30 PM ^
I, for one, welcome our new noodle overlord.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:34 PM ^
Just because they're right, doesn't make it right.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:48 PM ^
Where are the hooker factory and beer volcano?
August 30th, 2013 at 4:26 PM ^
so bad, as long as they didn't leave it in front of the M. When you posted the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it dawned on me that the Pastafarians have infiltrated our ranks, possibly gaining influence at the highest levels. All noodles must die!
August 30th, 2013 at 4:41 PM ^
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August 30th, 2013 at 8:47 PM ^
There is only one overlord over Michigan Stadium, and he has nothing to do with boxed macaroni and cheese!
August 30th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
A "Gameday Destination..."
August 30th, 2013 at 2:42 PM ^
Never, ever disappoints.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:13 PM ^
Where do I pick up my torch and pitchfork?
August 30th, 2013 at 2:14 PM ^
I know this all seems kind of ridiculous, but ....I can recall some days when my kid was restless tailgating, and I was like "Where's all that stuff I can drag my kids to?"
So for that subset of folks, like especially first-time visitors with kids in tow? It would actually be helpful to know "Here's where all the goofy stuff is."
August 30th, 2013 at 2:36 PM ^
This inspires in me the possible solution to our collective woes here. As my seven and six year-old happen to love Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I will bring them down to the stadium as well as a few bowls and plastic silverware and they will take care of this problem for everyone. Consider it done.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:14 PM ^
BREAKING: Rocket Man returns to The Big House tomorrow-
August 30th, 2013 at 11:00 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 11:55 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 2:35 PM ^
An impasta.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:54 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 3:15 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 2:35 PM ^
#Eatin
August 30th, 2013 at 2:52 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 2:47 PM ^
what is the attitude IF Kraft donates a shit ton of money to the program or provides free shirts, hats, towels, mac and cheese to fans? Seems like folks like to bitch like they need to breathe...control the things you can...ignore the things you can't. Life is too short to worry so much about uniformzes and cheezes...and shitz...
August 30th, 2013 at 2:51 PM ^
Quit being so damned rational.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:14 PM ^
Think Packer Cheeseheads.
August 30th, 2013 at 4:34 PM ^
See, this way the Big House and Block M sign still carries its dignity and everyone else can eat warm Kraft Mac N Cheese in Kraft bowls and spoons for advertising and such. Everyone wins.
Bottom Line don't mess with Michigan tradition in the House that Yost built and put random giant noodle where it had no business being to begin with.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:47 PM ^
It's not that I don't like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It's not even that I don't like that it's right outside our glorious stadium...
But it's the fucking arrogance.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:49 PM ^
"It's not that I don't like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It's not even that I don't like that it's right outside our glorious stadium...
But it's the fucking arrogance."
OHH the irony....NOT IN MY STADIUM...this is MICHIGAN FERGODSAKES...keep your sponsors and your noodles out...sorry, classic shiz.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:53 PM ^
It was actually meant to be funny. Like the noodle is telling me that I love it, when I really kinda despise boxed mac & cheese.
Don't tell me my business, devil noodle.
August 30th, 2013 at 2:51 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 3:12 PM ^
umichfootball Love it or hate it, the "Noodle" was ONLY inside Michigan Stadium as part of the inaugural W.O.W. Friday (i.e. Gameday Destination). #GoBlue 8/30/13 3:08 PM |
Sounds like it might be gone tomorrow, which would be very nice and acceptable.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:13 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 3:25 PM ^
The Giant Noodle was indeed merely stopping in his many domains to rally the multitudes for the impending assault on Velveeta Shells And Cheese. May the Giant Noodle destroy all usurpers.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:17 PM ^
So it was a "gameday destination" despite no intention of having it there on an actual, you know, gameday.
Sounds to me like, as with the seat-cushion ban, they got inundated by complaints and were so caught off guard that they had to back off to avoid a revolt. Two miscalculations as Dave Brandon tries anything to make a buck, and the season hasn't even started yet.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:26 PM ^
August 30th, 2013 at 3:22 PM ^
"Love it or hate it"
Athletic Department is just flat-out trolling now.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:27 PM ^
and was relieved to see that he hated it. We should not let up on the pressure, however, and continue to let the AD know how we feel.
@umichfootball Slippery slope, guys. Slippery slope. And for the record, we HATED it. No one loved it except for Kraft.
— MGoShoe (@MGoShoe) August 30, 2013
August 30th, 2013 at 3:29 PM ^
At least I don't have to hear all you women complain about something so insignificant anymore.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:36 PM ^
EH wrong. Wait until they see the block Ms above the nameplates on the jerseys tomorrow. They're even bigger than the TechFit ones from 2011.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:41 PM ^
How many times have you posted to complain about how we feel about this? Why don't you find something productive to do.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:45 PM ^
It's friday afternoon of labor day weekend and less than 24 to kickoff of michigan football, there is no such thing as productive for anyone on this blog anymore.
August 30th, 2013 at 3:53 PM ^
I'm sorry I'm not SO RELIEVED that MGoShoe hates it, like you are.
Seriously. It's a fucking noodle at one end of the stadium. Who gives a shit. You guys sound like a bunch of holier than thou assholes about it. And I have to shut up because I'm not part of the hive mind? Yeah, you can go fuck youself buddy.
August 30th, 2013 at 4:09 PM ^
(a) I'm also sorry that you're not relieved.
(b) I give a shit. So do a lot of other people.
(c) Holier than thou? I don't like advertising in Michigan stadium.
(d) You don't have to shut up, obviously, and unfortunately. Feel free to voice your displeasure. After a while it gets annoying when all you do is complain, say "who gives a shit?" when plenty of folks (including serious folks) obviously do, and insult people.
(e) I love you too.
August 30th, 2013 at 4:17 PM ^
It gets annoying seeing the whole board get up tight about something like this too. Cry some more and take my points away. I really couldn't care.
Daw, how can I stay mad when you end with i love you too. Damn you and your ways.
August 30th, 2013 at 4:29 PM ^
I can see how that would be annoying. But so what? If you think we're a bunch of crybabies, then let us cry.
I know what you mean about the rabble rabble rabble, and that's why I brought MGoShoe into it. He's defended DB on the board before, kinda a lot, and I thought he'd be a voice of reason if there was one on this issue.
August 30th, 2013 at 4:33 PM ^
Yeah, I normally just avoid the non-sports stuff, but this just seemed out there, and crazy.
I do apologise for the whole "fuck yourself" part though, that was a weeeeee bit out of line.
But live and learn. Onward to kickoff.