January 28th, 2016 at 5:43 PM ^
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January 28th, 2016 at 4:11 PM ^
Harbaugh wrestles two bears for the grand finale
January 28th, 2016 at 4:11 PM ^
The pope.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:11 PM ^
El Chapo
January 28th, 2016 at 4:13 PM ^
I am bored at work today and this is kind of a fun topic. Given the tenor of the invite list, I expect the following:
Don Mattingly
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Phil Collins
Ralph Macchio
Justice Ginsberg
Spencer Pratt
Elian Gonzales
The funny thing is that the actual list may be more random than my intentionally random list.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:14 PM ^
Michael Bolton, Yanni, Peewee Herman, Totie Fields, Topo Gigio, Robin Williams, Gary Busey
January 28th, 2016 at 4:20 PM ^
Well done. But:
1. Williams is dead; Harbaugh might view that as a sign of weakness, hence ruling him out of contention for an invite;
2. Flavor is so random that he isn't even random anymore, making him too "non-random" to attend this event; and
3. Kim Kardashian is a huge star (although for the life of me, I have no idea why, as I am still trying to figure out what she does that makes her famous other than be famous), so she, too, is too non-random for this list; B-listers only, C-listererred (other than Woodson, Desmond and Denard);
:)
January 28th, 2016 at 4:29 PM ^
So are Tiny Tim, John C. Holmes, and Totie Fields, but if we're bringing in a clown like Ric Flair I don't see why decomposing dead people are off-limits.
January 28th, 2016 at 5:11 PM ^
I was going to say...John Holmes has been dead since 1987 or 1988, and quite tragically, he was only in his early 40s. Truly, he was a legend of great...errr...proportions who was taken before his time, even being called somewhat affectionately "The Sultan Of Smut" at one point in his career.
January 28th, 2016 at 5:39 PM ^
January 28th, 2016 at 4:20 PM ^
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January 28th, 2016 at 4:32 PM ^
once before. He's insane.
January 28th, 2016 at 5:08 PM ^
. Just curious.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:15 PM ^
Kevin Bacon has to be linked to this somehow.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 PM ^
Jessica Szohr->Ted2->London Hall->RIPD->Kevin Bacon
January 28th, 2016 at 4:42 PM ^
Ric Flair->The Wrestler->Ed Asner->JFK->Kevin Bacon
January 28th, 2016 at 4:16 PM ^
January 28th, 2016 at 4:52 PM ^
James Earl Jones and Eminem can write a ballad to perform!
January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 PM ^
extradition hearing as a warm up.
Scarlett Johansson can provide commentary like the gal at the televised poker tournaments while fending off advances by a toasty Joe Namath.
Richard Feinman and Mario Batali can debate what might happen during practice clashes between Peppers and Hudson over braised lamb shanks and a good Borolo (after saving it by diverting Joe's attention toward Ms. Johansson)
Mr. Flair can ref a charity cage match between Gov. Nerd and future candidate Kildee with tag team partners Ann Coulter and Cher.
I don't know. This thing is either gonna be the most epic off field production in M athletics history or it will make everyone forget RRod's Josh Grobin impersonation.
January 28th, 2016 at 8:31 PM ^
Great reference. Harbaugh would love Feynman. I'm sure if it.
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January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 PM ^
Kanye vs Wiz tweet off.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:20 PM ^
I bet ESPN goes back and forth to McShay on their signing day coverage. "Gary is a huge defensive lineman who has that mixture of power and speed and is a huge get for Michigan."
January 28th, 2016 at 4:22 PM ^
she shows up 3 hours late.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:22 PM ^
Is Charles Woodson up to anything these days?
January 28th, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
Attending his final Pro Bowl. Also making it a vacation with his family.
January 28th, 2016 at 8:32 PM ^
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January 28th, 2016 at 4:24 PM ^
The more this goes on, the more this event takes on the feel of a Barney fantasy sequence from How I Met Your Mother. And yes, Harbaugh is Barney.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:25 PM ^
Lucy Liu.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:28 PM ^
This site gives celeb booking fees. Some examples:
William Shatner or Shaq about $100k;
Halle Berry about 225k;
Louis CK about 750k;
while Dirk Benedict (Faceman from A-Team), Erik Estrada, and Mark Paul Gosselaar (Zack Morris) are about 10k each.
Note: Ed Mccaffrey could be brought in for Estrada money
January 28th, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
750k for Louis CK? I can find a funny, fat, ginger guy at any Irish bar in town to hang out with for free.
January 28th, 2016 at 5:46 PM ^
The company I work for hired Jerry Seinfeld for a private one hour stand up routine a few years ago. Price tag: $1M. Private jet in. 1 hour of jokes. Private plane out.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:29 PM ^
Phil from Scio Township. Carter from Ann Arbor. Samuel Webb.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:30 PM ^
1) Tupac
2) Lily Adams from the AT&T commercials
3) Jerry Mathers
4) Johnny Bananas
5) Jalen Rose
January 28th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^
I'm hoping for a late nineties reunion: Shaky Jake, The Leopold Bro's, The white rapper from Cloud Nine Music, Bev from Bev's Caribbean Kitchen, the hot blond cheerleader, AKA "soup nazi" from Le Dog. Pizza from Anthony's music by Rev Horton Heat.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:53 PM ^
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January 28th, 2016 at 5:55 PM ^
I was in middle school in the late 90's and have no clue who any of these people are...
January 28th, 2016 at 4:30 PM ^
That person Harbaugh pulled out of the pulled out of the car wreck.
We need to start doing Hello: posts when new celebs are confirmed as attending.
Damn I'm bored.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^
James Earl Jones- To do the pregame video live.
Shaq- To have the recruits shoot free throws for $100.00
Lebron James- Just to punk OSU
Brad Pitt and George Clooney- Just because I want to go drinking with them after party
January 28th, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
I think
Jeter because of the partnership.
Jordan to unveil what they will outfit the team with.
Migo's
Big Sean
Lil Wayne
Kid RocK
Eminem
Notable Alum:
C. Woodson
T. Brady and his fine azz wife
James Earl Jones or maybe just his voice
Lucy Lui
Jalen Rose
January 28th, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
January 28th, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^
Everyone who is still alive from The Battle of the Network Stars
Dustin Diamond
The Fonz
Farmer Fran
Waldo
Max Headroom
David Bowie (surprise!)
Chef Boyardee
January 28th, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
sorry to spoil the grand surprise.
but srly I sports hate jeter and MJ
Hank Aaron would fire me up though.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^