Ideas for people who could come to signing with the stars

Submitted by ThadMattasagoblin on

Stevie Wonder, John Harbaugh, Vladimir Putin, Ron Jeremy,

Harbaugh skydives into Ingalls Mall and then busts through the doors while Highway to the Danger Zone plays

michgoblue

January 28th, 2016 at 4:13 PM ^

I am bored at work today and this is kind of a fun topic.  Given the tenor of the invite list, I expect the following:

Don Mattingly

Neil Degrasse Tyson

Phil Collins

Ralph Macchio

Justice Ginsberg

Spencer Pratt

Elian Gonzales

 

The funny thing is that the actual list may be more random than my intentionally random list.

michgoblue

January 28th, 2016 at 4:20 PM ^

Well done.  But:

1.  Williams is dead;  Harbaugh might view that as a sign of weakness, hence ruling him out of contention for an invite;

2.  Flavor is so random that he isn't even random anymore, making him too "non-random" to attend this event; and

3.  Kim Kardashian is a huge star (although for the life of me, I have no idea why, as I am still trying to figure out what she does that makes her famous other than be famous), so she, too, is too non-random for this list; B-listers only, C-listererred (other than Woodson, Desmond and Denard);

:)

 

LSAClassOf2000

January 28th, 2016 at 5:11 PM ^

I was going to say...John Holmes has been dead since 1987 or 1988, and quite tragically, he was only in his early 40s. Truly, he was a legend of great...errr...proportions who was taken before his time, even being called somewhat affectionately "The Sultan Of Smut" at one point in his career.

jmdblue

January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 PM ^

extradition hearing as a warm up.

Scarlett Johansson can provide commentary like the gal at the televised poker tournaments while fending off advances by a toasty Joe Namath.

Richard Feinman and Mario Batali  can debate what might happen during practice clashes between Peppers and Hudson over braised lamb shanks and a good Borolo (after saving it by diverting Joe's attention toward Ms. Johansson)

Mr. Flair can ref a charity cage match between  Gov. Nerd and future candidate Kildee with tag team partners Ann Coulter and Cher.

I don't know.  This thing is either gonna be the most epic off field production in M athletics history or it will make everyone forget RRod's Josh Grobin impersonation.

 

AA2Denver

January 28th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^

I'm hoping for a late nineties reunion: Shaky Jake, The Leopold Bro's, The white rapper from Cloud Nine Music, Bev from Bev's Caribbean Kitchen, the hot blond cheerleader, AKA "soup nazi" from Le Dog. Pizza from Anthony's music by Rev Horton Heat.

 

Hab

January 28th, 2016 at 4:30 PM ^

That person Harbaugh pulled out of the pulled out of the car wreck.

We need to start doing Hello: posts when new celebs are confirmed as attending.

Damn I'm bored.

bluemandude

January 28th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^

James Earl Jones- To do the pregame video live.

Shaq- To have the recruits shoot free throws for $100.00

Lebron James- Just to punk OSU

Brad Pitt and George Clooney- Just because I want to go drinking with them after party

DMack

January 28th, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^

I think

Jeter because of the partnership.

Jordan to unveil what they will outfit the team with.

Migo's 

Big Sean

Lil Wayne

Kid RocK

Eminem

 

Notable Alum:

C. Woodson

T. Brady and his fine azz wife

James Earl Jones or maybe just his voice

Lucy Lui

Jalen Rose

 

jballen4eva

January 28th, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^

Everyone who is still alive from The Battle of the Network Stars 

Dustin Diamond

The Fonz

Farmer Fran

Waldo

Max Headroom

David Bowie (surprise!)

Chef Boyardee