Ideas for people who could come to signing with the stars

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Stevie Wonder, John Harbaugh, Vladimir Putin, Ron Jeremy,

Harbaugh skydives into Ingalls Mall and then busts through the doors while Highway to the Danger Zone plays

HarryScarface

January 28th, 2016 at 5:00 PM ^

Mario Lopez in the A.C. Slater wrestling singlet

Drew Carey

Jim Carey

Kirk Herbstreit (cause that'd just be wrong)

Dennis Anderson driver of the Grave Digger Monster Truck

A video of Beyonce (just like at UTL 2)

One of Jim's rap BFF's (let's get Weezy out there)

Bo Jackson

uferfan

January 28th, 2016 at 5:31 PM ^

RuPaul

Jimmie Walker

Dr. Dre

Tootie from The Facts of Life

Steve Perry

Henry Kissenger

Ed Lover

Florence Henderson

Glenn Danzig

Barack Hussein Obama

Mr. Skin

Jerry Lewis

Caitlyn Jenner

Inanimate Carbon Rod

...and that's just the "A" list.

Bando Calrissian

January 28th, 2016 at 6:25 PM ^

At this point, I'm climbing towards about an 85% certainty this whole event is designed to completely troll the out-of-control circus that college football recruiting has become. I mean, what else could it possibly be? The only thing left is for Harbaugh to descend to the stage riding in a giant football suspended by wires.

Wolfman

January 29th, 2016 at 3:56 AM ^

I'm guessing it's his way of saying, "Damn, glad this recruiting is over for just a little while. Now would be nice to chill and get somewhat inebriated." Although they turn right around and start on the next cycle, I am certain there has to be somewhat of a relieved feeling this shit is done for 2016. 

I do think it will get easier on him though if he gets to the level he wants. I really don't know how much time Saban has to put into his recruiting efforts. It seems like every 5* he wants is basically his although I see Dabo and Jim as real thorns in his side in the near future. Urb seems to be in a good spot too, and how convenient that D.J. just had a couple laying around Urb thought would look better in scarlet and grey. One thing I am certain of recruiting for the coaches isn't about making friends. And in looking at who's doing what I must admit I have joined those of you who realize Ole Miss is simply up to no good. I mean their record, their tradition, nothing about them motivates me to think they are grabbing those kids based on a good sales pitch. I will tip my hat to them in regard to having nice looking women, but how many schools do not, espcially in the SEC where they have those perpetual tans and being a football player basically paves the way for four, five years of happy dance.

But as to attendees, I think Leach would be a good get. His old buddy, Kolesar, that he used to beat OSU would be a good candidate. Hell there's no rhyme or reason but with that crazy s.o. b. around, i'm sure it will be a good time.

And just as an aside, if we get Gary, will this be the best class we've ever pulled in?  I realize we were ranked no.1 in '98, but this group just seems to have a lot of star power, some real potential doers

bokee88

January 28th, 2016 at 8:40 PM ^

I heard Freddy Mercury is doing a solo version of "Don't Stop Me Now" while Harbaugh and Sam Jones run around on stage playing football in complimentary Flash Gordon outfits knocking over bad guys.



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