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10/16/2018 - 11:05pm but MSU fans take…

but MSU fans take consolation in the signing of Nebraska's Athletic Director away from the Cornhuskers.

10/16/2018 - 10:10pm Guns don't kill people.


Guns don't kill people.

MBS kills people.

10/16/2018 - 10:06pm and is better trained in the…

and is better trained in the RPO (Row Paddle Oar)

10/16/2018 - 10:02pm I was trying to fashion a…

I was trying to fashion a similar joke but this was better than anything I could muster.

10/16/2018 - 9:58pm I thought had 39.

I thought Mork had 39.

10/16/2018 - 9:56pm Bo did it before Holtz.


Bo did it before Holtz.

It avoids bulletin board material, and maybe if you're lucky, the opposition will believe you and coast a bit.

10/15/2018 - 8:16pm Louis Lipps sinks ships—…


10/14/2018 - 7:29pm Hard to see MSU at -e or -5,…
"I suspect the line will settle to -4 or -5 just before tip-off."

Hard to see MSU at -4 or -5, what with Ben Carter having graduated.

10/14/2018 - 7:18pm That would be 10.5 on a…

That would be 10.5 on a neutral field or 13.5 if in Ann Arbor.

Doesn't seem too small to me in a rivalry game with MSU coming off a PSU win on the road.

10/14/2018 - 7:04pm (No subject)
10/14/2018 - 2:43pm As long as Alabama wins the…

As long as Alabama wins the SEC, a non-backing-in B1G champ (OSU or Mich) will get in.  Remember, last year it was eventual champion one-loss Alabama that got in over two-blowout loss OSU (to Iowa by 31 and to playoff participant Oklahoma at home by 15.)

The committee wisely hasn't locked itself into any hard and fast rules, but IMO, unless there's a strong case against a conference champion, then the conference champion wins any near-ties against a second team from a single conference.

The swim lanes as I see them (barring KAOS)


SEC  |ND|ACC     |B1G

Bama|     |Clem     |OSU

LSU  |      |NCSt*  |Mich

GA    |

FL     |

KY*   |


Would insert themselves into the mix

one-loss, non-champ Bama


Needs KAOS

B12  |P12

TX    |ORE

OU   |Wash




Needs massive dose of KAOS


*Ain't happenin'

10/14/2018 - 2:02pm Beware of the talking heads…

Beware of the talking heads touting LSU with three "Top 10 wins" instead of "LSU has beaten Georgia (great win) and now unranked Auburn and Miami".

10/13/2018 - 1:02pm Yep, OSU is taking their…

Yep, OSU is taking their usual path to a 45-21 win, down 10-14 early in the 2nd quarter.

10/07/2018 - 5:14pm Spiderman's standin' on his…

Spiderman's standin' on his seat, with his helmet Way Down Low...

10/07/2018 - 2:55am Dicker put it through the…

Dicker put it through the posts for the Horny win, so they might jump us too.

10/05/2018 - 8:14pm Are you telling them to get…

Are you telling them to get of of bed and start drinking?

10/01/2018 - 10:12pm It's the white jerseys

It's the white jerseys

09/30/2018 - 10:43pm It was 28-0 at halftime, a…

It was 28-0 at halftime, after Michigan utterly dominated the first half.

Maryland moved the ball in the second half, but their 4th-string QB forced into action threw a gimme redzone INT to David Long.

09/30/2018 - 10:34pm Not to mention that sneaking…

Not to mention that sneaky holding technique in which you appear to be tackled.

09/30/2018 - 10:33pm I expect him to run North…

I expect him to run North-and-North

09/30/2018 - 10:07pm Last year, one-loss Bama…

Last year, one-loss Bama replaced OSU which had been smoked by 15 at home by playoff participant Oklahoma and by 31 by Iowa.  It was an unusual situation.

09/30/2018 - 10:04pm If it's a 2012 Bama-ND…

If it's a 2012 Bama-ND rematch, how will Brent Musburger fill the air time once it's obvious that Bama is on its way to a blowout?

09/30/2018 - 9:59pm Agreed.  I look at it as we…

Agreed.  I look at it as we didn't change positions with any one-loss teams that won. 

On the other hand, for Stanford to be inserted ahead of us when they got smoked 38-17 to join the one-loss club doesn't seem right.

09/30/2018 - 1:55pm (No subject)
09/30/2018 - 1:48pm If I we're a coach, I'd have…

If I we're a coach voting in the poll, I'd have a media assistant prepare a suggested ranking with the result of each game and a one or two sentence summary of info that might be useful to cite in interviews.  Then I'd tweak the order to say it was my own.

Done.  5 minutes.  And it's my own ranking.

09/30/2018 - 1:40pm Keep in mind 1996 & 1997.

Keep in mind 1996 & 1997.

In 1996, Michigan beat end-of-season Top 5 teams Colorado & OSU on the road based on the strength of the defense.  Yet it went 8-4 because the offense gave it no room for error (and actually lost games with five turnovers vs Purdue & Penn State and the horrific pick six when we were on the Alabama 5 in position to kick a FG to go up 9-3.  Instead it became 6-10.  (I think this year induced the birth of Lloydball.)

In 1997, an improvement on offense to a team that could reliable score 20 points led to a 12-0 Natty.

09/30/2018 - 1:39am Because Sanders was due…

Because Sanders was due after being shut down all game?  Because it was a surprise?

Nah, neither of those reasons do it for me.

09/30/2018 - 1:36am The 538 chart with ten…

The 538 chart with ten minutes left for the NFL agrees.  However, had they run the same two point play and failed up 19-14, then the chart would have said to go for one after their next TD up 25-14.

The obvious one-step go up seven instead of six dominates the two step possibilities of stopping OSU & then going up 9 with a FG or incentivizing OSU to go for two had PSU failed followed by and OSU score (putting OSU up 20-19 pre-extra point).

09/30/2018 - 12:54am A heel hitting first…

A heel hitting first in-bounds followed by the rest of the foot coming down is out-of-bounds by least in the NFL, while conversely a toe-drag is in-bounds.

09/30/2018 - 12:49am The first three NW drives…

The first three NW drives followed:


M 4th & 11 at MICH 16

(14:54 - 1st) Will Hart punt for 56 yds, punt out-of-bounds at the Nwest 44 , Riley Lees returns for 16 yds to the Nwest 44.  (NW drives for TD)

M 4th & 9 at MICH 15

(10:17 - 1st) Will Hart punt for 54 yds , Riley Lees returns for 5 yds to the Nwest 36. (NW drives for FG)

M 4th & 1 at NW 48

(2:17 - 1st) Karan Higdon run for no gain to the Nwest 48.  (NW drives for TD)

09/30/2018 - 12:36am Excuse me, Egon, you said…

Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.

09/30/2018 - 12:32am Is it just me, or do we seem…

We seem to wear white uniforms every time we're on the road.

09/29/2018 - 1:22pm Who knows?

Rutgers is…

Who knows?

Rutgers is ranked 145 by Sagarin.

In contrast, end-of-2008-season #95 Michigan lost to #134 Toledo

09/29/2018 - 12:57pm C'Mon, Rutgers plays college…

C'Mon, Rutgers plays college football.

It's even written on the endzone wall to remind everyone.

09/24/2018 - 1:43am We'll find out against…

We'll find out against better competition.

The loss of Mo Hurst created the Anteroom which Wimbush knew he could step into safely every play.  Let's hope that room doesn't exist when we go into the Wisky, MSU, PSU stretch.

09/24/2018 - 1:39am I read it "Michigan allowing…

I read it "Michigan allowing 0.5 yards per play, fewer than anyone else in the country"

Now that's impressive.

09/24/2018 - 1:17am Tiger won 14 in eleven years…

Tiger won 14 in eleven years in his prime, the most dominant ~decade of golf ever, so I think five in three or four years (to top Nicklaus) is definitely taking the over.

I think it's better to enjoy his resurgence for its own sake.  Win one for the Old Farts.  (That would be me.)

09/23/2018 - 6:23pm (No subject)

09/23/2018 - 6:17pm WOW Michigan trucked…

WOW Michigan trucked Nebraska, that means we're gonna steamroll the rest of our opponents!


I'll show myself out.

09/23/2018 - 5:03pm You're gonna be sleepin'…

You're gonna be sleepin' with the fishes on your back in the endzone

09/17/2018 - 9:31pm Ha-ha

Ya' beat me to…


Ya' beat me to posting Beavis Frost.

09/09/2018 - 2:01pm I'm looking forward to my…
"but Dylan McCaffrey is absolutely the future at QB and I think we'll severely out-perform Shea in college and the NFL."

I'm looking forward to my future NFL contract as I severely out-perform Shea in the NFL.

09/09/2018 - 2:20am You Play To Win the Game

You Play To Win the Game

09/09/2018 - 2:20am Sparty, NO!!

Sparty, NO!!

09/09/2018 - 1:06am If Evans could make those…

If Evans could make those cuts at full speed, he'd be the next Barry Sanders

09/09/2018 - 12:53am FL_Steve is just ahead of…

FL_Steve is just ahead of our time, anticipating Delany's expansion to 26 teams, including EMU now that they're 2-0.  Gotta capture that Ypsi market.

09/02/2018 - 12:38pm How about this for an…

colts-helmet.jpgHow about this for an alternate helmet?

With a hand grenade added. </vent>

09/02/2018 - 12:32pm Agreed. 

The missed…


The missed opportunity for a 2nd down gain was on the play calling.  But we should have been in 3rd and 2/Goal.

Patterson was a much needed upgrade at QB, but he had the opportunity to throw it away and didn't.  That may have cost us 4 points.

Also, on our second drive of the game, he had an opportunity to throw it away from the ~30 on 3rd down but took an unnecessary 16 yard sack to take the team out of FG position.

Finally, his interception was a desperate chuck on 1st down.  Just throw it away and live for 2nd down.

08/27/2018 - 9:54am Liar, Liar

Liar, Liar


08/27/2018 - 9:50am At some point in the later…

At some point in the later rounds it's worth the risk. A 1st/2nd round talent with injury issues in the 5th/6th round?  At some point, there's going to be a taker.