Friday PosBang - Day Drinking Edition

Submitted by The Mad Hatter on

Since there's nothing of any particular importance happening today, I decided to stay home from work and just get completely shitfaced.

I'm starting out with a screwdriver made with Chopin vodka and orange mango juice.  It's pretty tasty.

 

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Dorothy_ Mantooth

January 20th, 2017 at 9:47 AM ^

and let us not forget to pay homage to the seven brave squirrels who sacrificed their lives (& skins) to adorn the head of the new guy on his big day

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The Mad Hatter

January 20th, 2017 at 10:41 AM ^

a time or two (50?) in the past.  I'm old enough to know better now.  And I'd never do that with the kids in the car.

I have a great setup in my living room  and I'm fully stocked up with everything I need.  No reason to leave this room, except to pee.  And no one is home right now, so I can work around that too.

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xtramelanin

January 20th, 2017 at 12:59 PM ^

might look like this.  starts with the judge calling the case in open court. 

xm:  xtra melanin appearing for the defendant your honor, he's here in court.

court:  did you say 'melon'?

xm:  no judge, melanin, like m-e-l-a-n-i-n.   and my first name starts with an 'x'.  and incidentally, the court has the wrong name for my client.  his name is mad hatter.

court:  mr melon,.

xm:  your honor that's melanin, not melon

court:  mr. melanin, do you mean to tell me your client's name isn't 'cornelius butterhooks'?  

xm:  no your honor, it's the mad hatter, or hatter for short.  here's a picture (tender's avatar photo).  see?  proof positive.

court:  your client is charged with a number of crimes mr. melanin, including unlawful animal husbandry, drunk driving, resisting arrest.  i could go on.

xm:  no need your honor.  it's all nonsense, and besides, consent is a defense...

(and it would go south from there)

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