MICH win will cause me to...
So Brian always comes up with funny "win will cause me to:" statements
What are your best "win over OSU will cause me to"s?
I'll start:
WIN will cause me to: stay up for all of next week and trawl OSU blogs while hoping the collective
disbelief of the 100,000+ truck drivers sucks the entire city into the 12th plane of torment soon after M fans leave.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:00 PM ^
cause me to get beaten up, since I will go nuts and live in Columbus.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
The Rippin and the Tearin' The Rippin and the Tearin.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:03 PM ^
I will listen to Jump On It for 24 straight hours and insist on doing hip thrusts during every chorus.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:03 PM ^
A win will causes to give free hugs to everyone regardless of their opposition.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^
If we really do win, I will probably think randomly about the game for the rest of my life and have a stupid grin on my face and everyone around me will wonder why Im smiling so wide.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^
Run down Santa Monica Blvd. in nothing but a diaper waving an American flag.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^
Directly to the Columbus Dispatch's website to see that goddamn ticker come down!
November 26th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
That is a gem. Well done.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^
Space bitches, space.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:15 PM ^
But everyone that made a statement in this thread better hold true to it if we win. Go Blue.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:17 PM ^
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November 26th, 2010 at 9:25 PM ^
I'll personally deliver the contract extension from Brandon to RichRod.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 9:34 PM ^
Cry, poop, and jizz.... at the same time.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:14 PM ^
In that case you better get some Gatorade because you probably end up being one dehydrated summabitch.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^
Thanksgiving leftovers
November 26th, 2010 at 9:37 PM ^
Jizz all over myself.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:38 PM ^
to win $40...
November 26th, 2010 at 9:42 PM ^
multiple Orgasms.. gonna be a goood night!
November 26th, 2010 at 9:47 PM ^
This thread is gross.
I approve.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:47 PM ^
drive down to columbus, painted in all maize and blue naked and go crazy. Probably get jumped but all worth it.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:50 PM ^
Run around my block screaming. Come back inside for rest. Do this again on the hour until sunrise.
November 26th, 2010 at 9:59 PM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 10:02 PM ^
Cry like I just won the lottery, then buy 100 lottery tickets, then win the lottery.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:07 PM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 10:16 PM ^
Win will cause me to just sit there and smile and probably NOT drink myself into a blackout, which is what the previous 6 losses have caused me to do. It would really be a program defining day. Would love to get a huge picture framed of the post-game handshake just to see Tressel after a loss to Michigan. GO BLUE. It's a toilet so drop a shit load of points on em.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:17 PM ^
Be really happy for Michigan football in a way that I had never appreciated before 2008.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:18 PM ^
win would be cause to prepare for the mother of all hangovers
November 26th, 2010 at 10:26 PM ^
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November 26th, 2010 at 10:51 PM ^
already posted. n00b
November 26th, 2010 at 10:24 PM ^
...not kill a kitten because of Greg Robinson.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:22 PM ^
I am not sure what it will make me do but it's going to be awesome.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:29 PM ^
and leave a young black hole behind where I was sitting on the couch, swallowing up all of reality and leaving an empty void behind where earth used to be.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Go all Turk on my Buckeye friends.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:37 PM ^
Yell joyful obscenities like HOLY S*** and F*** YEA to no one in particular until I pass out. That would be a good day.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
Probably walk around with a dumb smile on my face for weeks.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:13 PM ^
A win will cause me to go around with a big, dumb, vacant grin on my face for several days.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:40 PM ^
I'll probably do a lap or three around the bar; and since everyone else is watching the Montana Grizzlies game, they'll wonder what the hell I'm so excited about.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:51 PM ^
November 27th, 2010 at 12:18 AM ^
I'll go down to just socks & shoes and race up and down my street one time with my M flag. Seriously. I'll do that.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:19 AM ^
would cause me to walk around with a big grin on my face until i see a certain lady... then I will probably kiss her with joy.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:32 AM ^
One by one, and make sure everyone has done what they claim they'll do in this thread.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:34 AM ^
Eat lots of cookies!
November 27th, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
...feel much better about this program and its staff. I am not giving up hope.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:44 AM ^
not start looking forward to next year.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:47 AM ^
I will literally cry tears of joy and make fun of every buckeye fan i know!
November 27th, 2010 at 12:52 AM ^
hurray!
November 27th, 2010 at 12:54 AM ^
drunk instead of a sad* one.